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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #40 on: 11-02-2008 18:23 »

A: Why, rancid crab meat of course

Q: Who would buy and wear a rancid shirt?

Page, Top, Dance
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #41 on: 11-02-2008 20:35 »

A: Rancid chili dogs

Q: Are there any insane robots that are, for just that one reason, insane for having no sense of humor?
Xanderz

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #42 on: 11-03-2008 00:09 »
« Last Edit on: 11-03-2008 00:10 »

A: Probably on Chapek 9

Q: What thrilling amnesia filled adventure will Calculon take us on next ?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #43 on: 11-03-2008 00:15 »

A: The eight murder of Human Friend by his fourth mulitple personallity who is having and affair with Moniques sixth identical octuplet.

Q: Is Boxy involved in any of this?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #44 on: 11-03-2008 00:25 »

A: Yes, he is Calculons fourth personallities accomplice in the murders.

Q:What made Calculons Forth personality crack, which led him to killing people?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #45 on: 11-03-2008 18:28 »

A: His first 3 personalities never paid attention to him

Q: Do any people on that show not have multiple personalities or amnesia?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #46 on: 11-04-2008 00:06 »

A: Nobody else has multiple personalities, but Scruffy is the only one who doesn't have amnesia.

Q: What health supplement did Scruffy take to make sure he didnt get amnesia?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #47 on: 11-04-2008 08:06 »

A: Captain Cure-all's Cognative Constipant. (It's like a memory laxative but with the opposite effect.)

Q: What side effects can it have if you take too much?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #48 on: 11-04-2008 17:39 »

Crab shells and claws.


What songs are on "Bender Lets Loose"? 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #49 on: 11-05-2008 01:01 »

A: "Stairway To Bender", "We Didn't Start The Bender" and "Bend You Like A Hurricane"

Q: How well is it selling?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #50 on: 11-05-2008 01:03 »

A: 12 albums sold every millisecond.

Q: Who manages his music career?
Metalhead308

Crustacean
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« Reply #51 on: 11-07-2008 12:35 »

A: Calculon, turns out his movie got him countless jobs.

Q: How did the public take the "All My Circuits" movie?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #52 on: 11-07-2008 17:22 »

Q: They all loved it except for the odd person here and there who thought it was the worst thing ever.

A: What are reasons thoes people hated the All My Circuts movie?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #53 on: 11-07-2008 17:31 »

A: The people who only saw the version where he fired paperwork

Q: how many people saw the "good" version?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #54 on: 11-07-2008 17:51 »

A: 6 and a half.

Q: Who was the half?
Metalhead308

Crustacean
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« Reply #55 on: 11-07-2008 19:14 »

A: That guy who wanted to go to the bathroom during the movie and cut his lower half because of the awesomeness of the "good" version, consequently the movie people destroyed all evidence of it being a movie worth watching.

Q: Did this make you think of any movies you've seen lately?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #56 on: 11-07-2008 19:25 »

A:   Nope.  Can't say that it did.


Q:  If Fry were in a coma, would Bender strap him to a bed? 
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #57 on: 11-07-2008 19:28 »

A: Yes he would.

Q: Can anybody tell me why?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #58 on: 11-07-2008 20:03 »

A: So Bender could sell his organs.

Q: Who would Bender sell Fry's organs to?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #59 on: 11-07-2008 20:51 »

A: The highest bidder.

Q: Who would bid the most for Fry's organs?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #60 on: 11-07-2008 21:08 »

A: It would be a tie between Mom and Farnsworth.

Q: How did Farnsworth get enought money to tie with Mom in bidding.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #61 on: 11-08-2008 00:04 »

A: He whored himself out to a thousand fat mutants.

Q: Who helped the professor get the money by also whoring themselves out.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #62 on: 11-08-2008 04:38 »

A: Amy and Zoidberg.

Q: Why Zoidberg?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #63 on: 11-08-2008 16:13 »

A: Because Zoidberg wanted to feel loved.

Q: How did Zoidberg not die while whoring himself?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #64 on: 11-08-2008 16:30 »

A: Nobody agreed to pay to sleep with him.

Q: Is there anyone out there who would pay to sleep with Zoidberg?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #65 on: 11-08-2008 17:01 »

A: Not in this Universe.

A: What Universe would they be?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #66 on: 11-08-2008 18:15 »

A: The desperation universe.

Q: Why is it so desperate?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #67 on: 11-08-2008 20:09 »

A: Because no one has gotten laid there since the depression.

Q: What caused the depression?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #68 on: 11-09-2008 21:16 »

A: No one was getting laid.

Q: Who got laid during the depression?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #69 on: 11-09-2008 23:17 »

A: Alley cats

Q: Why didn't anyone get laid in the deperation universe?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #70 on: 11-10-2008 22:03 »

A: They were all too desperate. Desperate isn't sexy (even when everyone is desperate)

Q: Which is the sexiest universe? (And is it also inherently sexist?)
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #71 on: 11-10-2008 23:27 »

A: The Horniverse, and no.

Q: Why is it not sexist?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #72 on: 11-11-2008 03:00 »

A: Because it isn't the Branniganverse.

Q: What would you do with infinite Zap Brannigans?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #73 on: 11-11-2008 19:10 »

A: Send them to Amazonia and see what happens.

Q: Who would make an ifinite number of Zapp Brannigans.
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #74 on: 11-11-2008 20:02 »

A: Mom, so she can throw them into a black hole and see what happens.

Q: What would happen if she did throw them in?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #75 on: 11-11-2008 23:01 »

A:  Come out alive.


Q:  What if Philip's last name was 'Miller' and not Fry? 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #76 on: 11-12-2008 03:20 »

A: I would be really creepy because I know a guy named Curtis Miller.

Q: What if Hermes had actually been named Dexter?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #77 on: 11-12-2008 11:18 »

A: Then he would have a very annoying sister.

Q: Why is his sister so annoying?
jbm

Bending Unit
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« Reply #78 on: 11-12-2008 16:54 »

A: Because she's ugly.

Q: What if Scruffy was the Ship Captain at Planet Express?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #79 on: 11-12-2008 18:20 »

A:  They'd all be laid back like he is.


Q:  Speaking of Scruffy, is he kind of a redneck? 
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