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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #360 on: 02-05-2009 08:08 »

A:............................. .....................No.

Q: What other question result in a 'no'?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #361 on: 02-05-2009 09:20 »

A: Are you the space pope?

Q: Are you the space pope?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #362 on: 02-05-2009 09:47 »

A:.........................Mayb e.

Q: Do you believe in the Galactic Entity?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #363 on: 02-05-2009 16:49 »

A: I will believe it when I see it, not the otherway around.

Q: Why did Bender really want to live with Fry?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #364 on: 02-05-2009 16:50 »

A: He wanted Fry's blood.

Q: Why did he want Frys blood?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #365 on: 02-05-2009 16:51 »

A: Vampire

Q: Is Einahpet a girl or a boy? I think she's a girl for some reason
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #366 on: 02-05-2009 16:54 »

A: Irrelevent to the game, so lets just say its an energy being

Q: Why would Bender be a robot vampire?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #367 on: 02-05-2009 16:57 »

A: He wouldn't.

Q: Why wouldn't he?

Bear Einahpet is a girl.
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #368 on: 02-05-2009 16:58 »

A:Because after getting rid of the Werecar virus he no longer desires to taste human blood.

Q: Who does Bender give Fry's blood to?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #369 on: 02-05-2009 17:00 »

A: Dracula

Q: What would dracula do with the blood?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #370 on: 02-05-2009 17:01 »

A: Drink it, and put it on pancakes like the Professor.

Q: Why Dracula and not giving the blood to the Professor?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #371 on: 02-05-2009 17:03 »

A: Because Dracula needs the blood.

Q: Why does he need blood?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #372 on: 02-05-2009 17:09 »

A: Because he refuses to go outside anymore.

Q: Why does Fry tolerate Bender stealing his blood, money, et cetera?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #373 on: 02-05-2009 18:16 »

A:  Fry doesn't know any better. 


Q:  If Fry and Zoidberg were tied together, would they scream for help?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #374 on: 02-05-2009 18:18 »

A: Zoidberg would try to use his claws to cut the bindings, then cry like a baby.

Q: Would Zoidberg be able to cut the bindings?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #375 on: 02-05-2009 19:36 »

A: No

Q: If he did cut them what would he cut them with?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #376 on: 02-05-2009 19:41 »

A: His pair of scissors that he used on Leela's eyepatch.

Q: Why has Fry never hit Zoidberg?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #377 on: 02-05-2009 19:47 »

A: He has.

Q: What episode was it that he did?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #378 on: 02-05-2009 19:59 »

A: Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love

Q: Other than during Clawplaque has Fry ever hit Zoidberg?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #379 on: 02-05-2009 20:01 »

A: No

Q: Why would he hit him?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #380 on: 02-05-2009 20:03 »

A: Everyone else has, multiple times.

Q: Why did Leela value normality so much more than the rest of the crew?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #381 on: 02-05-2009 20:13 »

A: Because she is actually a mutant.

Q: Will leg mutant ever get a body?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #382 on: 02-05-2009 20:19 »

A:NO

Q: Will Zapp ever stop being such a pompous nit wit?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #383 on: 02-05-2009 20:20 »

A:............................. .......No.

Q: Why wont he?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #384 on: 02-05-2009 20:22 »

A: Because he likes it

Q: What if Zapp hated velour? eek
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #385 on: 02-05-2009 20:23 »

What a stupid question, i shall answer it with a question,

What if he ever likes velvet?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #386 on: 02-05-2009 20:23 »

A: Then He'd flush all the velour down the toilet.

Q: What would happen if he flushed the velour down the toilet of the nimbus?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #387 on: 02-05-2009 20:25 »

A: It would block.

Q: How would they unblock it?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #388 on: 02-05-2009 20:26 »

A: send Kif into the plumbing.

Q: What would happen if the toilet was directly connected to the engines of the nimbus?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #389 on: 02-05-2009 20:32 »

A: Zapp would use Kif's toilet.

Q: How often does Zapp use Kif's toilet?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #390 on: 02-05-2009 20:33 »

A: Often, it is his home away from home, as he said in Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch

Q: Why does he prefer to use Kif's over his own?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #391 on: 02-05-2009 20:36 »

A: His toilet is blocked with velour toilet paper

Q: Why does he use velour toilet paper?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #392 on: 02-05-2009 20:37 »

A:Because he thinks its so soft.

Q: Why does the DOOP allow him to use non standard toiletries?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #393 on: 02-05-2009 21:09 »

A: Because that is their way of paying him

Q: How else do they pay soldiers?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #394 on: 02-05-2009 23:52 »

A: Most normal DOOP soldiers get paid in their local currency, or most frequently the Earthican Dollar.

Q: How many earthican dollars does the typical soldier actually get paid?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #395 on: 02-06-2009 05:49 »

A: 7

Q: Why do they get paid so little?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #396 on: 02-06-2009 06:58 »

A: Because they are expendable.

Q: Why are the soldiers so expendable?
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #397 on: 02-06-2009 07:29 »

A: Because there are so many.

Q: Why are there so many?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #398 on: 02-06-2009 16:34 »

A: Because they were promised the opportunity to see many exotic worlds.

Q: Do they ever get to see any exotic worlds before being shot and killed?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #399 on: 02-06-2009 17:06 »

A: ............................. .No.

Q: Why don't they?
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