Attention New New Yorkers - Stop asking so stupid! - Stupid Questions

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A:............................. .....................No.

Q: What other question result in a 'no'?

[Reply #361 on:]

A: Are you the space pope?

Q: Are you the space pope?

[Reply #362 on:]

A:.........................Mayb e.

Q: Do you believe in the Galactic Entity?

[Reply #363 on:]

A: I will believe it when I see it, not the otherway around.

Q: Why did Bender really want to live with Fry?

[Reply #364 on:]

A: He wanted Fry's blood.

Q: Why did he want Frys blood?

[Reply #365 on:]

A: Vampire

Q: Is Einahpet a girl or a boy? I think she's a girl for some reason

[Reply #366 on:]

A: Irrelevent to the game, so lets just say its an energy being

Q: Why would Bender be a robot vampire?

[Reply #367 on:]

A: He wouldn't.

Q: Why wouldn't he?

Bear Einahpet is a girl.

[Reply #368 on:]

A:Because after getting rid of the Werecar virus he no longer desires to taste human blood.

Q: Who does Bender give Fry's blood to?

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A: Dracula

Q: What would dracula do with the blood?

[Reply #370 on:]

A: Drink it, and put it on pancakes like the Professor.

Q: Why Dracula and not giving the blood to the Professor?

[Reply #371 on:]

A: Because Dracula needs the blood.

Q: Why does he need blood?

[Reply #372 on:]

A: Because he refuses to go outside anymore.

Q: Why does Fry tolerate Bender stealing his blood, money, et cetera?

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A:  Fry doesn't know any better. 


Q:  If Fry and Zoidberg were tied together, would they scream for help?

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A: Zoidberg would try to use his claws to cut the bindings, then cry like a baby.

Q: Would Zoidberg be able to cut the bindings?

[Reply #375 on:]

A: No

Q: If he did cut them what would he cut them with?

[Reply #376 on:]

A: His pair of scissors that he used on Leela's eyepatch.

Q: Why has Fry never hit Zoidberg?

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A: He has.

Q: What episode was it that he did?

[Reply #378 on:]

A: Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love

Q: Other than during Clawplaque has Fry ever hit Zoidberg?

[Reply #379 on:]

A: No

Q: Why would he hit him?

[Reply #380 on:]

A: Everyone else has, multiple times.

Q: Why did Leela value normality so much more than the rest of the crew?

[Reply #381 on:]

A: Because she is actually a mutant.

Q: Will leg mutant ever get a body?

[Reply #382 on:]

A:NO

Q: Will Zapp ever stop being such a pompous nit wit?

[Reply #383 on:]

A:............................. .......No.

Q: Why wont he?

[Reply #384 on:]

A: Because he likes it

Q: What if Zapp hated velour?

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What a stupid question, i shall answer it with a question,

What if he ever likes velvet?

[Reply #386 on:]

A: Then He'd flush all the velour down the toilet.

Q: What would happen if he flushed the velour down the toilet of the nimbus?

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A: It would block.

Q: How would they unblock it?

[Reply #388 on:]

A: send Kif into the plumbing.

Q: What would happen if the toilet was directly connected to the engines of the nimbus?

[Reply #389 on:]

A: Zapp would use Kif's toilet.

Q: How often does Zapp use Kif's toilet?

[Reply #390 on:]

A: Often, it is his home away from home, as he said in Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch

Q: Why does he prefer to use Kif's over his own?

[Reply #391 on:]

A: His toilet is blocked with velour toilet paper

Q: Why does he use velour toilet paper?

[Reply #392 on:]

A:Because he thinks its so soft.

Q: Why does the DOOP allow him to use non standard toiletries?

[Reply #393 on:]

A: Because that is their way of paying him

Q: How else do they pay soldiers?

[Reply #394 on:]

A: Most normal DOOP soldiers get paid in their local currency, or most frequently the Earthican Dollar.

Q: How many earthican dollars does the typical soldier actually get paid?

[Reply #395 on:]

A: 7

Q: Why do they get paid so little?

[Reply #396 on:]

A: Because they are expendable.

Q: Why are the soldiers so expendable?

[Reply #397 on:]

A: Because there are so many.

Q: Why are there so many?

[Reply #398 on:]

A: Because they were promised the opportunity to see many exotic worlds.

Q: Do they ever get to see any exotic worlds before being shot and killed?

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A: ............................. .No.

Q: Why don't they?