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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

Bear

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« Reply #240 on: 01-21-2009 03:20 »

What's Amy's paternal granfather's middle name?

Leonidas. This is MARS!!!!!!

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This thread is a joke!

Yes, it's the GD equivalent of, well, take your pick from any number of threads in OT that have been made/locked/deleted in the past month. At least it's mostly related to Futurama though.

Q: Exactly how related to Futurama is this thread?



A: It's not really we just pretend like it is. It's another Gen Dis spam thread. Watch me up my postcount by throwing in Fry's name on this ridiculous question:

Q: How many pepperoni pizzas can Fry eat before he throws up?
suss6052

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« Reply #241 on: 01-21-2009 03:37 »

A:2.289 Pizzas
 
Q: How much domestic, non-vintage champaign can Leela drink?
Bear

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« Reply #242 on: 01-21-2009 03:46 »

A: 1/5 glass hmpf
Q: How much non alcoholic beverage can Dwight drink
suss6052

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« Reply #243 on: 01-21-2009 03:55 »

Some how 1/5 a glass sounds so wrong for some one who used to brew beer all the time back at the orphinarium, but ok

A: 32 fluid ounces

Q: How often does Labarbra wish she had stayed with Barbados Slim?
Bear

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« Reply #244 on: 01-21-2009 16:02 »

Everytime Dwight gets into Hermes's's's stash laff

What color is Pazuzu Jr's favorite confused
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #245 on: 01-21-2009 16:40 »

The colour of the burning embers of Hell.

What is Hannah Montana's favourite movie laff
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #246 on: 01-21-2009 17:02 »

A: Hannah Montana's favorite colors, as she told Oprah herself on the Oprah Winfrey Show, are lime green and purple.

Q: Did Fry ever find an antique Hannah Montana CD?
jbm

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« Reply #247 on: 01-21-2009 22:36 »

A: He did, then he smashed it into 56 pieces exactly, and threw it in the garbage.

Q: What would be on Frys mp3 player if he had one? besides the beastie boys, Rush, Dave Mathews Band.
Bear

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« Reply #248 on: 01-21-2009 22:54 »

You forgot Sir Mixalot, so I'll say that. And also probably Dexys Midnight Runners. Aw yeah. cool

How many versions of Now That's What I Call Music are there in the year 3000?
Frisco17

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« Reply #249 on: 01-22-2009 04:19 »

A: 2,378,518,485,484,845,181,854,564,189,464,541,854

Q: Where any of them any good?
suss6052

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« Reply #250 on: 01-22-2009 05:18 »

A: Nope

Q: Why won't anyone help Fry to lift him self out of the so called stupid ages mentality?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #251 on: 01-22-2009 09:37 »

A: Everybody assumes he wants to be that way.

Q: What would Leela pay for a genuine hover-shark?
Bear

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« Reply #252 on: 01-22-2009 17:19 »

Oh hi totalcharlesuk! Fancy seeing you here! smile

A: 1,227.58
Q: What year was Japan overthrown by the alien suppressors? frown
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #253 on: 01-23-2009 04:11 »

A: 2642.

Q: What led to this overthrowing?
Bear

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« Reply #254 on: 01-23-2009 13:05 »

A: The fall of communism no no

Q: What did Fry think about Obama's head in a jar?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #255 on: 01-23-2009 16:15 »

A: Fry didn't know who he was.

Q: What is the longest surviving rock band (one that stayed together) in the year 3000?
Bear

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« Reply #256 on: 01-23-2009 16:18 »

A: Hanson...they just kept having kids! eek
Q: How many has McDonald's served in 3000?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #257 on: 01-23-2009 16:48 »

A: They lost count.

Q: When did they lose count of how many they served?
Bear

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« Reply #258 on: 01-23-2009 17:20 »

A: in 2010
Q: If I knew that then why did I ask the question? confused
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #259 on: 01-23-2009 20:46 »
« Last Edit on: 01-23-2009 21:07 »

A: Because you like to spam. The whole thread is stupid, pointless messages, but just try to get with the vibe, dude! This thread is the first thread I posted in on PEEL:

Here's my first post.

People enjoy this thread (I invented the Wanking Tree Donkey through it). And I've since learned it's far more fun to sit back and watch it for a bit after I post (what I think is) a particularly good question.  smile

Q: Will Bear take heed of my words?

Q: If the brains know so much, how comes they cant get past Fry's delta brainwave problem?
Bear

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« Reply #260 on: 01-23-2009 20:52 »

Sorry Shepherd but I am a bit confused. I asked a question just like anyone else confused
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #261 on: 01-23-2009 21:06 »
« Last Edit on: 01-23-2009 21:08 »

My tip is to go with the flow. Here's a recent example:

A: They lost count.

Q: When did they lose count of how many they served?

A: In 2010

Q: What happened to McDonald's in 2010?
Bear

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« Reply #262 on: 01-23-2009 21:15 »

Shepherd all work and no play makes Jack a dull bear no no

Anyway, to continue with your question:

A: The president of the United States declared that the government wasn't doing enough to help those citizens who couldn't afford Big Macs so they forced McDonalds to put everything on the dolalr menu. Sales went through the roof hmpf

Q: When did the 50 menu come out?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #263 on: 01-23-2009 21:29 »

A: In June of 2112.

Q: What was on the 50 cent menu?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #264 on: 01-23-2009 21:35 »

A: A bundle of fries and a cheeseburger...WITHOUT CHEESE eek
Q: What other promotional flavors of Slurm have there been
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #265 on: 01-23-2009 21:38 »
« Last Edit on: 01-23-2009 21:54 »

Total, complete edit:

I've chosen to sit back, I hope Bear does the same. Cause posting to every reply in this thread gets very boring very fast. This is a community.

Extra edit: I think the fact that my original question has gone, makes the next post even funnier.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #266 on: 01-23-2009 21:48 »

A: They did but it never showed up.

Q: Where did the absent double cheese burger go?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #267 on: 01-23-2009 22:23 »

Shepherd are you asking me to stop posting? confused
I think we should instead ask everyone to step it up a little.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #268 on: 01-23-2009 22:38 »

Continuing with the topic...

A: It was sucked into a black hole into another dimension.

Q: In this other dimension, what did the creatures think of this double cheese burger?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #269 on: 01-23-2009 22:45 »

A: They though it was one of their gods.

Q: Which God did they think it was.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #270 on: 01-23-2009 23:13 »

A: Xathula, goddess of the quarx.

Q: What is the quarx?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #271 on: 01-23-2009 23:18 »

A: Nobody knows.

Q: Where is the quarx?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #272 on: 01-23-2009 23:21 »

A: It is in a large pink box.

Q: Where did the quarx come from?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
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« Reply #273 on: 01-24-2009 01:44 »

A) It's actually spelled "Quarks" thank you. smile And they came from the outer reaches of Nebulon 3 where Lurr takes his bicentennial vacations laff

Q) What do lurr and ndnd do on their vacations? smile
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #274 on: 01-24-2009 03:15 »

(Maybe we were implying something other than "Quarks". Quarx and quarks are two totally different things in my book.)

A: Hoverboard

Q: Who is their teacher?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #275 on: 01-24-2009 17:58 »

A: Xathulon, god of the quarx.

Q: How did Xathulon get so good at hoverboarding?
Bear

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« Reply #276 on: 01-24-2009 18:18 »

A: His mother gave him Hoverboard 3000 for the Virtual Virtual Nintendo one Christmas and he got hooked on it frown

Q: What came after Virtual Virtual Nintendo? confused
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #277 on: 01-24-2009 18:56 »

A: The Semi-Virtual Nintendo.

Q: Does Xathula, goddes of the quarx, have a semi-virtual nintendo?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #278 on: 01-24-2009 19:02 »

A: No, she hates computer games and despairs whenever Xathulon is playing on his.

Q: What other arguments do Xathula and Xathulon have?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #279 on: 01-24-2009 19:14 »

A: They argue a lot over whether they also rule over "quarks."

Q: Do Xathula and Xathulon have any children?
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