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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

trickster381

Starship Captain
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« Reply #120 on: 12-07-2008 04:02 »

A: He came up with a complicated reasoning as to how thats impossible.

Q: What was his reasoning?

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #121 on: 12-07-2008 17:51 »

A: Something to do with the Professor looking about 57 years old in the BG flashback from 30-odd years earlier.

Q: Why did Farnsworth age so little between 57 and 130ish and then so much in the next 30 years?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #122 on: 12-08-2008 04:42 »

A: He was on steroids.

Q: What were some of the lasting harmful effects to the professor?
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #123 on: 12-08-2008 16:41 »

A: Wandering Bladder

Q: What made him decide to remove his own brain?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #124 on: 12-08-2008 22:11 »

A: It was the only intelligent brain he could get permission to remove.

Q: Who has turned down a Farnsworth offer to remove their brain? (There may be many more than one, I'm sure)
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #125 on: 12-10-2008 19:54 »

A:  The other Planet Express crew.


Q:  Are Fry and Bender more like Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello? 
robertojamison

Bending Unit
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« Reply #126 on: 12-10-2008 23:54 »

A: Abbot and Costello...

Q: Who would score higher on an IQ test....Fry or Amy?
Xanderz

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #127 on: 12-11-2008 03:40 »

A: Amy. Well, Fry still is a proprietor of a Coney Island Community College diploma smile

Q: Who would be a better Dungeon Master (as in D&D), Amy or Leela ?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #128 on: 12-11-2008 04:30 »

A: Leela, she's better at screwing with people.

Q: Who would more likely become a WOW addict, Fry or Bender?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #129 on: 12-11-2008 16:47 »

A: Fry, until his eyes would bleed

Q: What's zoidberg's favorite game?
robertojamison

Bending Unit
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« Reply #130 on: 12-12-2008 02:03 »

A: The "operation" board game

Q: What is at the top of Frys x-mas wish list?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #131 on: 12-14-2008 19:50 »

A:  Knowing him, probably a video game system


Q:  What would a Futurama parody of The Ring be like? 
robertojamison

Bending Unit
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« Reply #132 on: 12-16-2008 03:32 »

A: I think hilarious.... Fry as Frodo, Professor as Gandolf, Zoidberg as Gollum.....lol

Q: If Fry became President of the World...what would his first act be...?
Scroto.the.Dwarf

Crustacean
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« Reply #133 on: 12-16-2008 06:25 »

A# to make slurm free
(he becomes tentacle pope of the world, that count?)
Q# if zoidberg became rich (actually rich, not just "300 big boys") what would he buy?
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #134 on: 12-16-2008 23:13 »

A: He'd totally go overboard, buy Planet Express, and try to run it. Then he would buy about three trucks full of food. He then would decide to make some renovations...

Q: What renovations would he make to Planet Express?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #135 on: 12-18-2008 03:25 »

A: He'd change the angry dome for a start.

Q: What would he change the angry dome into?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #136 on: 12-18-2008 19:06 »

A:  The screaming dome of silence!


Q:  Which character is more likely to get accused of a crime they didn't commit? 
robertojamison

Bending Unit
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« Reply #137 on: 12-19-2008 01:53 »

A: Fry

Q: What exactly would he be accused of?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #138 on: 12-19-2008 04:27 »
« Last Edit on: 12-19-2008 04:28 »

A: Blowing up Ceres.

Q: Who did do it?
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #139 on: 12-19-2008 05:17 »

A: Who else--Scruffy.

Q: Why would Scruffy frame Fry?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #140 on: 12-19-2008 13:36 »

A: He is envious of Fry's hair.

Q: Why is he envious of Fry's hair?
My Own Grandpa

Crustacean
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« Reply #141 on: 12-19-2008 22:17 »

A: Only descendants of Fry have double-horned hair.

Q: How does Scruffy know that only descendants of Fry have that hair?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #142 on: 12-20-2008 01:47 »

A: He read it in a colum in one of his porno magazines.

Q: What was the name of the porn magazine?
robertojamison

Bending Unit
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« Reply #143 on: 12-21-2008 06:41 »

A: Lust in Space

Q: Whats the name of scruffys favorite porn star?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #144 on: 12-24-2008 03:04 »

A: Space Skank

Q: Why is she his favorite?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #145 on: 12-25-2008 21:21 »

A: Because she has the biggest juggs of all the porns stars.

Q: Who is Scruffy's least favorite porn star?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #146 on: 12-26-2008 08:04 »

A: Attila the buns.

Q: Why is she his favorite?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #147 on: 12-28-2008 05:58 »

A: Because she has the biggest juggs of all the porns stars.

Q: Who is Scruffy's least favorite porn star?

This was your 2000th post.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #148 on: 12-28-2008 07:18 »

Yup it was.

A: She is his least favorite because she is part energy being.

Q: Whats the problem with being part energy being?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #149 on: 12-28-2008 10:03 »

A: They do not have a mouth.

Q: Why does this bother Scruffy?
zoidberg770

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #150 on: 12-28-2008 19:11 »

A: Because Scruffy likes to admire people's mouths when they talk

Q: Why doesn't he like to admire any other body part?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #151 on: 12-28-2008 23:25 »

A:  That's the only body part worthy of Scruffy.


Q:  What if Fry was in a boxing match with.......Peter Griffin?!   
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #152 on: 12-29-2008 00:37 »

A: Fry would win.

Q: How would Fry win?
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #153 on: 12-29-2008 01:23 »

A: He would out-stupid him and distract him long enough to knock him out.

Q: What did he do to distract him?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #154 on: 12-29-2008 03:00 »

A: Sing "Walking On Sunshine", then while Peter was distracted with the cutaway gag for the song, Fry would nail him.

Q: How did the fight start?
zoidberg770

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #155 on: 12-29-2008 19:28 »

A: Peter laughed at Fry because he had fallen over and cried- and fry found that offensive

Q: Who stopped the fight?
My Own Grandpa

Crustacean
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« Reply #156 on: 12-30-2008 01:36 »

A: Leela

Q: What did Leela do after the fight?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #157 on: 12-30-2008 05:14 »

A: Buy Fry a drink for punching their competition.

Q: Where did they go?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #158 on: 12-31-2008 16:27 »

A: The Hip Joint.

Q: What happened to Peter's limp body after Fry and Leela left?
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #159 on: 12-31-2008 17:53 »

A: Bender came and sold it to a pawn shop while Peter was still knocked out.

Q: How much money did Bender get for it?
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