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La Belle Leela

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« Reply #40 on: 12-18-2008 22:58 »

Dwight: "I heard alcohol makes you dumb."

Fry: "No I'm,,,,doesn't!"
Frisco17

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« Reply #41 on: 12-19-2008 04:29 »

Leela: "Actually, Dwight, you're right. Alcohol is very, very bad ... for children. But once you turn 21 it becomes very, very good."
me,bender

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« Reply #42 on: 01-03-2009 03:08 »

[Bender: I got a busted butt here and i dont see anyone kissing it
Zoidberg: All right ill be in in a minute
gudbjorg

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« Reply #43 on: 01-18-2009 10:21 »

I always love when the Professor says: "So for the love of god, don't not do it!"
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #44 on: 01-18-2009 11:31 »

Fry: You are no match for my dragon style!
Bear

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« Reply #45 on: 01-20-2009 21:33 »

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

laff
hell-dog

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« Reply #46 on: 01-22-2009 02:45 »

Bender: "Hey I have a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!"
Zoidberg: "Alright Im coming."
hobbitboy

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« Reply #47 on: 01-22-2009 11:05 »


   Bender: "Hey I have a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!"
   Zoidberg: "Alright Im coming."


Hmmm... that looks familiar. I could have sworn I've seen it before...

Oh that's right, I have. Four posts above hell-dog's one we have:

   [Bender: I got a busted butt here and i dont see anyone kissing it
   Zoidberg: All right ill be in in a minute


Oy vey!   hmpf

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Bear

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« Reply #48 on: 01-23-2009 18:10 »

puke Only you hobbit! laff
Jezzem

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« Reply #49 on: 01-25-2009 11:41 »

"The cream! It's out of itself"
"Look, on the screen, it's that guy you are"
freddo

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« Reply #50 on: 01-29-2009 16:22 »

"Let's buy internet stock!"

I cant remember who said that, but its still funny

that was amy i think
Jezzem

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« Reply #51 on: 01-30-2009 09:57 »

"Let's buy Internet stock!"

I cant remember who said that, but its still funny

that was Amy i think

I think so too
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #52 on: 01-30-2009 10:51 »

hell-dog? I didn't know she was back on! Maybe I was with her when she posted it. I can't remember. Yes, I tried to get my friend into PEEL but it backfired a bit.
futurefreak

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« Reply #53 on: 01-10-2011 22:01 »

I always use:

Fry: What smells like blue?

Fry: Did everything just taste purple for a second?

or from Where No Fan Has Gone Before:

Fry: Like filling too much air in a balloon, and something bad happens!
Herr Sven

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« Reply #54 on: 01-22-2011 21:30 »

Fry: Drugs are for losers and hypnosis is for losers with big wierd eyebrows!
Fry: I didn't come here to play, I came here to win. Now let's play!
Fry: But, but, Bender need brain... for smart making.
Bender: Yeah yeah, big whoop, no one cares; I've got Bender related news.
Leela: OK, if everyone's finished bein' stupid.
Leela: OK, OK. We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. Get him!
mazda07

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« Reply #55 on: 01-22-2011 21:47 »

roberto:Are you callin' me crazy! just cuz i got a hotel in my foot doesn't make me a boogali moogali moogali
roberto: wait a minutte,,,,, your not mate of thursday?

bender: hahahahahahaha   oh.. wait your serious? Let me laugh even harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAAH

or one of my favorits of fry?
Fry . Fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it ! fix it!!
flesheatingbull

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« Reply #56 on: 01-26-2011 07:30 »

what the viewers were thinking during fry's opera for leela:

zoidberg: i can't believe that everybody's just ad-libbing.

i laughed, although i have seen the episode a million times.
ilovebender.com

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« Reply #57 on: 02-05-2011 12:34 »

Mom
Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!

(deleted scene)
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #58 on: 02-06-2011 22:47 »

I always use:


The main ones I use all the time are "Oh my, yes" and "To shreds, you say?"
lemily33

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« Reply #59 on: 02-12-2011 06:55 »

My favourite Futurama exchange has to be this, makes me laugh everytime without fail...

Fry: Well, usually on the show someone would come up with a complicated plan then explain it with a simple analogy.

Leela: Hmm. If we can re-route engine power through the primary weapons and reconfigure them to Melllvar's frequency, that should overload his electro-quantum structure.

Bender: Like putting too much air in a balloon!

Fry: Of course! It's so simple!

(And then...a bit later)

Leela: It's not working! He's drawing straight from our weapons.

Fry: Like a balloon and...something bad happens.



Yes! I double over and back it up to rewatch every time. laff

Zoiby want balloon! WANT BALLOON NOW!
Zoiby want go outside!


I actually hate that quote. I guess I'm in the minority, but it's like "sammy" instead of "sandwich." It makes me feel all stabby.  tongue

My current favorite quote is the one in my signature:

Mom: Don't be a fool, you idiot!
Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do!
CeeGee
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« Reply #60 on: 03-17-2011 02:12 »

Farnsworth: " And Fry you've got that brain thing"
Fry: "I already did!"
Question Machine

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« Reply #61 on: 03-17-2011 02:40 »

The main ones I use all the time are "Oh my, yes" and "To shreds, you say?"
I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves "To shreds, you say?" It's a testament to the sheer awesomeness of the writers that the early episodes have just as many classic lines as the later ones.

I have too many favorite quotes, but here are my favorite quotes uttered by minor characters:

Hyperchicken: I declare y'all are in a twelve-piece bucket o' trouble.
Morbo: Windmills do not work that way!!!
Neutral Leader: All I know is, my gut says maybe.
Mayor Poopenmeyer: How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
Guy in "The Scary Door": Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #62 on: 03-17-2011 03:58 »


I actually hate that quote. I guess I'm in the minority, but it's like "sammy" instead of "sandwich." It makes me feel all stabby.  tongue


Same. I hate those words. I like "stabby." That's a good word.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #63 on: 03-17-2011 06:24 »

Holy crap, I remember this thread!
Question Machine

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« Reply #64 on: 03-18-2011 04:45 »


I actually hate that quote. I guess I'm in the minority, but it's like "sammy" instead of "sandwich." It makes me feel all stabby.  tongue


Same. I hate those words. I like "stabby." That's a good word.
Then you must also hate the way Zoidberg himself says "sandwich". It's more like "sang-wich". laff
lemily33

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« Reply #65 on: 03-18-2011 04:48 »

Actually, QM, I think it's cute and funny. big grin
hobbitboy

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« Reply #66 on: 03-19-2011 11:04 »


Leela: I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.

Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
YarnPeopleofNylar4

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« Reply #67 on: 04-15-2011 18:30 »

Farnsworth: You'll never catch anything with that primitive technology. What you need is this fish pheromone. [He pulls out a spray can.] The most potent aphrodisiac known to fishkind. [He shakes the can and tries to spray it on his line but he is holding it the wrong way so it sprays back in his face.] Uh-oh!

[Several fish leap up to his head. He screams and knocks them off. Zoidberg comes up behind him and sniffs him.]

Zoidberg: (sexfully) I'm so into you!

[He wraps his mouth flaps around Farnsworth's head and slurps.]

Farnsworth: Oh, my!
Principal Sinner

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« Reply #68 on: 04-18-2011 15:37 »

"I just got a great book on tape, it's about life in ancient greece..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qebGUte50   flirt flirt confused confused love puke
Fnord
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« Reply #69 on: 08-13-2011 08:45 »

And now, the winner of "Quote Which Most Belongs On The Neutral Planet" ...

When Senator John Kerry was asked if he would have gone to war in Iraq if Saddam Hussein had refused to disarm, he replied: "You bet we might have." (August 5, 2004)
EvilChicken

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« Reply #70 on: 08-16-2011 02:35 »

Amy: How's the Job Market?

Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell: Ruff.
Pendulum

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« Reply #71 on: 08-16-2011 13:15 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2011 13:28 »

From "Put your head on my shoulder"

Farnsworth: "Do I hear wedding bells?"
Fry: What? No!
Farnsworth: Really? Oh, dear...

Bender: Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I--
Judge: $500 and time served.
Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws! Well, pay the man!
Hookerbot: Bender, honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!

Fry: ... I'm not a one woman man, Leela.
Leela: You'll be back to zero soon enough.

I can't help but feel that this episode is severely underrated.
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