Futurama's Best Quotes/ Quote of the moment

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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus; all year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. Then the winter came, the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also, he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
                                                                                                  -Fry

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you
[everyone gets in bed]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Feast your eyes... on *this*!
[everyone gasps]
Leela: It's beautiful!
Amy Wong: And huge!
Fry: Can I touch it?

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My favourite Futurama exchange has to be this, makes me laugh everytime without fail...

Fry: Well, usually on the show someone would come up with a complicated plan then explain it with a simple analogy.

Leela: Hmm. If we can re-route engine power through the primary weapons and reconfigure them to Melllvar's frequency, that should overload his electro-quantum structure.

Bender: Like putting too much air in a balloon!

Fry: Of course! It's so simple!

(And then...a bit later)

Leela: It's not working! He's drawing straight from our weapons.

Fry: Like a balloon and...something bad happens.

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Fry: "Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine. It was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap.....Coffee time!"

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My fav has got to be Prof:

"Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!"

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My favourite quote was:

Bender:Bite my shiney metal ass! 

Fry:Does'nt look so shiney! 

Bender:Shiner than yours meat bag!

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Even though I specificly asked for quotes, not dialogue, I'll go with it.

"No Schlit..."
          -Bender

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Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"

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Bender: Woo hoo, i'm popular!

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"We live to suck another day!"

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Freedom train comin' through! (Hits people) Freedom!

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"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"   -Fry

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Amy: Bender! How could you flush Nibbler down the toilet?

Bender: Well, step one, I had to lift the seat. That was the first little annoyance. Am I right, men?

Leela:  Aren't you upset at all? How would you feel if I flushed Fry down the toilet?

Bender: Only one way to find out.

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Is that the led zeppelin I've been hearing so much about? * points to VW van*

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"The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch, and all will be well"
-Zoidberg

Always cracks me up

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"Let's buy internet stock!"

I cant remember who said that, but its still funny

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   "Let's buy internet stock!"

   I cant remember who said that, but its still funny

Amy, I think. Immediately followed by...

"On margin! Zoidy want to buy on margin!"

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Yup its from 3acv07, The Day the Earth Stood Stupid and the sequence went something like this:

Fry: Man, even the news monster is acting strange. What are we gonna do?

Farnsworth: Duh, I know! Let's play the lottery!

Amy: No. Let's buy Internet stock!

Zoidberg: On margin! Zoidy wanna buy on margin!

[Hermes is wrapped in a towel on the other side of the room and holds a piece of wood in front of his face.]

Hermes: Look at me! I'm invisible!

Fry: Wait a minute! I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots!

Bender: Hey, let's all join the Reform Party!

[Everyone cheers.]

Hermes: Oh, yeah!

[They run out.]

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Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"

You're not Santa, you're not even a Robot. How dare you lie in front of Jesus

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I can't hold on much longer; my arms are too tired from hugging!

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"Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

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Yeah but everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

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I call entierly

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Fry: It awful down here; letting my waste drop wherever it falls like an animal.
Leela: Fry, animals go in the corner.
Fry: The corner! Of course! Why didn't I think of that?
 
Oh, and of course:

80's Guy: My only regret...is that I have...bonitis.

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Roswell that ends well

Truman: If you come in peace surrender or be destroyed, if you come in war we surrender
Zoidberg: Both good, at least im meeting new people
Truman: Whats you mission to create some kind of alien-human hybrid
Zoidberg: are you coming on to me
Truman: Hot crackers i take exception to that
Zoidberg: Im not hearing a no

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Leela "It says this part of The Hustle implores the gods to grant a favour. Usually a Trans-AM."

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Frisco17 is nerdcore. He still plays the little Futurama games all the new people start off doing. After 9 years of Futurama you've got to be in the forth cycle of quoting by now.
Frisco also likes eating hanging fruit with just his mouth and never posting a picture of himself to conceal his identity. Sound sexy girls of the Peel? 

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Ahh I have so manny but the one I can remember by heart is " ands that little one is how pa :Dpa gains he's feedom" " Bonwe, bonwe to you all"  that's. Pazuzu

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Fry: Its the saltiest thing i ever tasted, and I once ate a whole bowl of salt

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Fry: Its the saltiest thing i ever tasted, and I once ate a whole bowl of salt

Yeah, 'a big heaping bowl of salt' 

I just remembered this one:

Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

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Xanderz is from Iceland.

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I sure am! And Books' avatar contains an altered piece of artwork from a
Sigur Rós album cover

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I'LL BE WHATEVER I WANNA DO - fry, i forget the episode though.

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Vender: Commemorative turkey basters, Get your commemorative turkey basters.

Fry: Yo hook me up, my turkey is dry and I've tried everything.
(30% Iron Chef)

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Show spoiler

Bender: "Can't it wait a little?"

Professor: "Yes, yes it can."

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Show spoiler

"Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand, he refers to a [mutters], but you're not quite sure what he said. He seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about the Scary Door."

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zoidberg: "no hermes!, dont interupt the mating dance or the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"
best quote ever.

edit: oh, and the professor, "i was up all night inventing, and then i invented!'

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Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink wink'!

Bender: No I didn't (raise middle finger).

   - That's Lobstertainment!



Love that exchange.

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Zoiby want balloon! WANT BALLOON NOW!
Zoiby want go outside!

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Fry: "Ptptpt! And the aftertaste!"