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x.Bianca.x

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« on: 09-13-2008 13:49 »

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus; all year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. Then the winter came, the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also, he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
                                                                                                  -Fry
IronMaiden

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« Reply #1 on: 09-13-2008 18:02 »

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you
[everyone gets in bed]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Feast your eyes... on *this*!
[everyone gasps]
Leela: It's beautiful!
Amy Wong: And huge!
Fry: Can I touch it?
Curious Gorge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #2 on: 09-13-2008 22:22 »

My favourite Futurama exchange has to be this, makes me laugh everytime without fail...

Fry: Well, usually on the show someone would come up with a complicated plan then explain it with a simple analogy.

Leela: Hmm. If we can re-route engine power through the primary weapons and reconfigure them to Melllvar's frequency, that should overload his electro-quantum structure.

Bender: Like putting too much air in a balloon!

Fry: Of course! It's so simple!

(And then...a bit later)

Leela: It's not working! He's drawing straight from our weapons.

Fry: Like a balloon and...something bad happens.

Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #3 on: 09-14-2008 04:03 »

Fry: "Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine. It was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap.....Coffee time!"

Reaganaut

Poppler
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« Reply #4 on: 09-14-2008 18:22 »

My fav has got to be Prof:

"Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!"
Einahpet

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 09-14-2008 18:31 »
« Last Edit on: 09-14-2008 18:33 »

My favourite quote was:

Bender:Bite my shiney metal ass! 

Fry:Does'nt look so shiney! 

Bender:Shiner than yours meat bag! evil laugh
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #6 on: 09-15-2008 13:05 »

Even though I specificly asked for quotes, not dialogue, I'll go with it.

"No Schlit..."
          -Bender
Frisco17

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« Reply #7 on: 09-15-2008 13:54 »

Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #8 on: 09-16-2008 13:44 »

Bender: Woo hoo, i'm popular!
Curious Gorge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 09-16-2008 14:03 »

"We live to suck another day!"
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #10 on: 09-16-2008 14:05 »

Freedom train comin' through! (Hits people) Freedom!
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #11 on: 09-16-2008 22:00 »

"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"   -Fry
Curious Gorge

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« Reply #12 on: 09-17-2008 00:46 »

Amy: Bender! How could you flush Nibbler down the toilet?

Bender: Well, step one, I had to lift the seat. That was the first little annoyance. Am I right, men?

Leela:  Aren't you upset at all? How would you feel if I flushed Fry down the toilet?

Bender: Only one way to find out.
Rolandk73

Crustacean
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« Reply #13 on: 09-17-2008 05:13 »

Is that the led zeppelin I've been hearing so much about? * points to VW van*
boasel

Professor
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« Reply #14 on: 09-18-2008 03:02 »

"The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch, and all will be well"
-Zoidberg

Always cracks me up
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #15 on: 09-18-2008 08:05 »

"Let's buy internet stock!"

I cant remember who said that, but its still funny
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #16 on: 09-18-2008 17:36 »


   "Let's buy internet stock!"

   I cant remember who said that, but its still funny


Amy, I think. Immediately followed by...

"On margin! Zoidy want to buy on margin!"

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #17 on: 09-18-2008 17:43 »

Yup its from 3acv07, The Day the Earth Stood Stupid and the sequence went something like this:

Fry: Man, even the news monster is acting strange. What are we gonna do?

Farnsworth: Duh, I know! Let's play the lottery!

Amy: No. Let's buy Internet stock!

Zoidberg: On margin! Zoidy wanna buy on margin!

[Hermes is wrapped in a towel on the other side of the room and holds a piece of wood in front of his face.]

Hermes: Look at me! I'm invisible!

Fry: Wait a minute! I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots!

Bender: Hey, let's all join the Reform Party!

[Everyone cheers.]

Hermes: Oh, yeah!

[They run out.]
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #18 on: 09-21-2008 10:49 »

Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"
You're not Santa, you're not even a Robot. How dare you lie in front of Jesus
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #19 on: 09-23-2008 06:44 »

I can't hold on much longer; my arms are too tired from hugging!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #20 on: 09-23-2008 14:35 »

"Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."
MatMan

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #21 on: 09-23-2008 15:38 »

Yeah but everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #22 on: 09-23-2008 18:00 »

I call entierly
Lui-bot

Poppler
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« Reply #23 on: 10-03-2008 03:47 »
« Last Edit on: 10-03-2008 03:53 »

Fry: It awful down here; letting my waste drop wherever it falls like an animal.
Leela: Fry, animals go in the corner.
Fry: The corner! Of course! Why didn't I think of that?
 
laff Oh, and of course:

80's Guy: My only regret...is that I have...bonitis.
Leela_Fry_Love

Crustacean
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« Reply #24 on: 10-08-2008 19:24 »

Roswell that ends well

Truman: If you come in peace surrender or be destroyed, if you come in war we surrender
Zoidberg: Both good, at least im meeting new people
Truman: Whats you mission to create some kind of alien-human hybrid
Zoidberg: are you coming on to me
Truman: Hot crackers i take exception to that
Zoidberg: Im not hearing a no
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #25 on: 10-09-2008 03:55 »

Leela "It says this part of The Hustle implores the gods to grant a favour. Usually a Trans-AM."
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
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« Reply #26 on: 10-09-2008 04:14 »
« Last Edit on: 10-09-2008 04:23 »

Frisco17 is nerdcore. He still plays the little Futurama games all the new people start off doing. After 9 years of Futurama you've got to be in the forth cycle of quoting by now.
Frisco also likes eating hanging fruit with just his mouth and never posting a picture of himself to conceal his identity. Sound sexy girls of the Peel?  flirt
rocketship_scene

Poppler
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« Reply #27 on: 10-20-2008 02:24 »

Ahh I have so manny but the one I can remember by heart is " ands that little one is how pa :Dpa gains he's feedom" " Bonwe, bonwe to you all"  that's. Pazuzu
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #28 on: 10-23-2008 02:29 »

Fry: Its the saltiest thing i ever tasted, and I once ate a whole bowl of salt
Xanderz

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #29 on: 11-03-2008 17:53 »
« Last Edit on: 11-03-2008 17:55 »

Fry: Its the saltiest thing i ever tasted, and I once ate a whole bowl of salt
Yeah, 'a big heaping bowl of salt'  laff

I just remembered this one:

Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
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« Reply #30 on: 11-03-2008 18:12 »

Xanderz is from Iceland.
Xanderz

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #31 on: 11-03-2008 20:46 »
« Last Edit on: 11-03-2008 20:55 »

I sure am! cool And Books' avatar contains an altered piece of artwork from a
Sigur Rós album cover smile
captjim

Bending Unit
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« Reply #32 on: 11-03-2008 23:54 »

I'LL BE WHATEVER I WANNA DO - fry, i forget the episode though.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #33 on: 11-05-2008 01:01 »

Vender: Commemorative turkey basters, Get your commemorative turkey basters.

Fry: Yo hook me up, my turkey is dry and I've tried everything.
(30% Iron Chef)
Frisco17

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« Reply #34 on: 11-05-2008 01:06 »

Xanderz

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #35 on: 11-15-2008 17:37 »
« Last Edit on: 11-15-2008 17:38 »

Scroto.the.Dwarf

Crustacean
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« Reply #36 on: 12-17-2008 02:21 »
« Last Edit on: 12-17-2008 02:24 »

zoidberg: "no hermes!, dont interupt the mating dance or the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"
best quote ever.

edit: oh, and the professor, "i was up all night inventing, and then i invented!'
THM

Bending Unit
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« Reply #37 on: 12-17-2008 02:40 »

Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink wink'!

Bender: No I didn't (raise middle finger).

   - That's Lobstertainment!



Love that exchange. big grin

'Naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies!'

- Justice Snoop Dogg, Into the Wild Green Yonder
ZoidFryLeelaAmy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #38 on: 12-17-2008 03:14 »

Zoiby want balloon! WANT BALLOON NOW!
Zoiby want go outside!
My Own Grandpa

Crustacean
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« Reply #39 on: 12-18-2008 21:43 »
« Last Edit on: 12-19-2008 22:08 »

Fry: "Ptptpt! And the aftertaste!"
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