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NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #80 on: 07-30-2008 23:08 »
« Last Edit on: 07-30-2008 23:08 »

Then Zapp would want to eat Leela instead of...um, eating her.  eek [dirty-dirty!]

What if Uncle Zoid was a good actor?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #81 on: 07-31-2008 16:07 »

He'd be earning some real money and Zoidberg might consider a career change (after all a good actor would have good connections and might get a spot for Zoidberg in the comedy circuit).

What if Bender's Uncle Vladimir left him the ten million bucks?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #82 on: 07-31-2008 16:14 »
« Last Edit on: 07-31-2008 16:14 »

You mean wing-wangs?   big grin
Ten-million one-dollar hookerbots, or one ten-million dollar hookerbot.

What if evil Lincoln ran for president?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #83 on: 07-31-2008 22:14 »

He would have a narrow victory over Evil Chester A Arthur.

What if the Professor and Wornstrum ran for president against each other?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #84 on: 08-01-2008 00:01 »

Then they'd settle their differences with a rousing game of Deathball.

What if Bender did realize his dream to drift forever...but through the American Southwest?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #85 on: 08-02-2008 23:00 »

It would become the greatest crime spree in American history.

What if Fry became Bender's criminal apprentice?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #86 on: 08-02-2008 23:05 »

Then they'd both end up in jail quickly.

What if Amy were Bender's criminal apprentice?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #87 on: 08-03-2008 11:13 »

Then Bender would already be arrested and in jail.

What if Leela was a master of robbery?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #88 on: 08-03-2008 12:55 »

Then she'd really be impulsive!


What if Bender's Game was a western and not a medeval movie? 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #89 on: 08-03-2008 22:15 »

Amy would be a sasaparilla girl, the Professor would be the bartender, Bender would be the outlaw, etc.

What if Fry was less impulsive and Leela was more so?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #90 on: 08-03-2008 22:40 »

Then Leela would constantly be bugging Fry for dates, and he'd keep blowing her off.

What if the Hyperchicken met Col. Sanders?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #91 on: 08-05-2008 13:56 »

He would run for it.

What if Leela took up limboing?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #92 on: 08-05-2008 15:43 »

Then her elbow spurs would scrape the ground.

What if Bender had toes?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #93 on: 08-05-2008 22:00 »

Then he would have a better sense of balance.

What if Hermes was British?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #94 on: 08-06-2008 04:27 »

Then he'd not only be totally uptight, but he'd be that way with a british accent.

What if Leela was interested in Zapp?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #95 on: 08-06-2008 04:56 »

Their children would be well off, financially and genetically.... However, they would go through the messy divorce that would ultimately occur between that dick Zapp Brannigan and that bitch Turanga Leela.... It's also possible that their messy differences would turn to violence and one parent would end up snapping the other's neck.... Leela's more likely to use her hands, but that snake Zapp would formulate a plan.... shoot her in the back.  You ever grow up after one of your parents killed the other?  It's not fun, you know.... you go from one set of parents to another.... foster pricks... and no one fucking understands....... the image of your dad with his hands around her fucking neck and her quivering until it just stops.... when she can't fight back anymore.... the twitch struggle..... and the silence.... and then he looks at you and realizes what he's done.... dumbstruck... like a deer hit with a pair of headlights
Ralph Snart

Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #96 on: 08-06-2008 05:18 »

Damned, Winna, I thought I lived in a dark place, but your story just made me look like the Angel of Light compared to you.  no no
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #97 on: 08-06-2008 07:10 »

A flowery field leading into a dark cave...
That 80s Guy

Crustacean
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« Reply #98 on: 08-08-2008 10:56 »

What if Zoidberg really was Jesus?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #99 on: 08-08-2008 11:16 »

Then The Passion Of The Zoid (directed by Mel Gibson's head) would feature him getting doused with hot butter and his claws getting ripped off.  eek

What if Amy were Jesus?
thetor66

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #100 on: 08-08-2008 13:33 »

then she would turn fish and bread into beauty cream

what if zoidberg were a human
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #101 on: 08-08-2008 14:46 »

Then he'd learn how to add punctuation to the ends of every sentence.  wink

What if Fry were a Decapodian?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #102 on: 08-09-2008 21:21 »

Then he would have definitly gone for Edna.

What if Leela was a robot?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #103 on: 08-09-2008 22:33 »

Then no one would be impressed when she danced.

What if Amy were a robot?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #104 on: 08-10-2008 13:20 »

She'd still be hot but will always be longing to be human.

What would happen in the Fututrama game if FOX or Comedy Central or other company ordered another one?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #105 on: 08-13-2008 22:53 »

It would be exactly like KOTOR I but Futurama style.

What if Futurama had a spin-off?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #106 on: 08-13-2008 23:10 »

Then it'd be set in the year 4000 with Fry and Leela's great-great-grest-great (ect., ect.) grandson as the protagonist.

What if Fry and Michelle remained a couple?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #107 on: 08-14-2008 22:09 »

She would quickly be murdered by all the people who hate her. You know who you are.

What if the Countess hadn't been sucked into the black hole?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #108 on: 08-14-2008 22:17 »

Bender would have dated her for a while, but his seeing floozybots on the side would eventually end their relationship.

What if The Professor was naked all the time ("Ahhh....brisk!" )?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #109 on: 08-15-2008 07:22 »

The show wouldn't have so many full-frontal shots of him.

What is everybody in the 31st century was naked all the time?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #110 on: 08-15-2008 07:55 »

Then Fry would be walking around covering his puny 20th century equipment all the time.

What if Leela wore "girl clothes" more often?
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #111 on: 08-15-2008 08:23 »

She wouldnt be "saving" her slutty dresses for easter, shed be wearing them all the time.

What if Leela was more slutty?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #112 on: 08-15-2008 17:30 »

Fry would win her over way too easily. They hook up and he desided, it WAS too easy and break up.

What if that thing i said to Hermes?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #113 on: 08-26-2008 22:12 »

Then, Hermes would nod and move on to filing.

What if Fry decided to learn how to ride a unicycle?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #114 on: 08-26-2008 22:44 »

He would fail miserably while Bender and Leela watched him, laughing.

What if Fry had kept his motorcycle?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #115 on: 08-26-2008 23:21 »

He would impress Leela by doing some wheelies.

What if Leela had a motorcycle?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #116 on: 08-28-2008 01:53 »

Fry would constantly be begging her to let him ride behind her.

What if Fry asked her to do that?
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #117 on: 08-28-2008 10:21 »

She'd probably say no.

What if Fry built his own motorcycle to impress Leela?
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #118 on: 08-28-2008 12:54 »
« Last Edit on: 08-28-2008 16:24 »

She'd roll her eye when she saw the pedals.

What if he built a hoverbike instead?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #119 on: 08-28-2008 15:57 »

Then it'd be really difficult to put playing cards in the spokes.

What if Fry converted Bender into a bike?
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