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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #40 on: 07-21-2008 16:11 »

Then...he would just be a guy from Turkey who likes to file.

What if Amy was a tap-dancer?

TOTP!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #41 on: 07-21-2008 22:26 »

She would be terrible because she's so clumsy.

What if Fry got a wrist thingy?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #42 on: 07-21-2008 22:45 »

Then he'd quickly get rid of it when he found he was unable to roll down his jacket sleeve over it.

What if Bender got a wrist thingamajigger?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #43 on: 07-22-2008 18:49 »

He might start dressing up like Leela and drive her insane.

What if Mr. Wong got a wrist thingy?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #44 on: 07-22-2008 21:11 »

He would think something is wong with it all the time because he wouldn't bother to read the instructions manual that came with it.

What if the native Martians would have traded the "bead" back for their land?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #45 on: 07-22-2008 21:44 »

Mr. and Mrs. Wong would need a new ranch.

What if Leela owned 1/2 of Mars?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #46 on: 07-22-2008 22:45 »

She would raise an army and conquer the other half. Leela doesn't do anything halfway.

What if Fry owned Jupiter?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #47 on: 07-22-2008 23:56 »

Then he'd trade it for Uranus...uh, I mean Urectum.

What if Hermes owned Saturn?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #48 on: 07-23-2008 06:12 »

He'd file it as a tax refund

What if Zoidberg owned Pluto?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #49 on: 07-23-2008 21:15 »

He'd just as poor as if he didn't own it.

What if due to some unforeseeable accident, Fry's head was sewn into Leela's shoulder?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #50 on: 07-23-2008 21:53 »

He would be very happy with the new arrangement drive Leela insane from annoyance.

What if Leela's Head was attachted to Amy's shoulder instead of Fry's
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #51 on: 07-23-2008 23:29 »

Then Leela would be even more jealous when she was forced to tag along on Amy's backseat "dates".

What if Bender had fought Godzilla?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #52 on: 07-24-2008 16:20 »

Then what happened in the musical would "so be what he did".

What if the Professor fought Godzilla?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #53 on: 07-24-2008 17:17 »

Then he'd call up his army of Atomic Supermutants to fight Godzilla while he took a nap.

What if Zoidberg fought Godzilla?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #54 on: 07-24-2008 21:31 »

He would run away whooping.

What if Fry fought Mothra?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #55 on: 07-24-2008 23:42 »

Then he'd spend so much time hitting on the two little Japanese ladies that Mothra would get in a good sucker punch or two.

What if Leela fought King Kong?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #56 on: 07-25-2008 03:24 »

King Kong would take her to the top of the Empire State Building...and then throw her off.

What if Zoidberg was combined with Godzilla?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #57 on: 07-25-2008 10:31 »

Then Godzilla would have an insatiable appetite for mackeral heads.

What if Amy fought Rodan?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #58 on: 07-25-2008 16:40 »

Amy would pay somebody to fight Rodan.  big grin

What if Leela and Pazuzu switched places for a day?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #59 on: 07-25-2008 21:58 »

Leela would lose her mind having to deal with French people all day and Pazuzu would wreck the ship.

What if Fry switched places with Gunter?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #60 on: 07-26-2008 08:00 »

Fry would spend all day putting his hat on his butt and laughing, while Gunter would sit on the couch all day drinking Slurm.

What if Fry had five fingers on each hand?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #61 on: 07-26-2008 09:32 »

Then he would become a sideshow freak.

What if the Professor had 5 fingers on each hand?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #62 on: 07-26-2008 22:02 »

Then he would chops the extra ones off ans study them.

What if Leela had 3 fringers on each hand?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #63 on: 07-26-2008 23:55 »
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Then she'd be even more of a freak.

What if Zoidberg had fingers, period?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #64 on: 07-27-2008 21:25 »

Then he would be the most dexterous person on his planet.

What if Bender had legs like R2-D2?
aknightofni

Starship Captain
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« Reply #65 on: 07-27-2008 21:32 »

He would have trouble pimp walking.

What if Fry could make a holophoner video game controller?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #66 on: 07-27-2008 23:04 »

Then the gameplay would be all sucky and full of glitches.

What if Leela saw the "I LOVE YOU, LEELA" constellation Fry made for her?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #67 on: 07-27-2008 23:22 »

She'd probably chastise Fry for wasting time.

What if Amy had fallen in love with Zapp after she had widow-sex with him?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #68 on: 07-28-2008 21:57 »

The World would lose it's best woman 5 years running.

What if Zapp was more intrested with Fry?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #69 on: 07-28-2008 21:59 »

Kif would sigh and go phantom of the opera on us.

What if Zapp was Russian?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #70 on: 07-29-2008 08:08 »

He'd wear a velour hat and call everyone "PUTZ!" for no reason.

What if Kif was the commander and Zapp was his 4th Leutenant (A trade, basicly)?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #71 on: 07-29-2008 21:50 »

Kif would have Zapp perform the lowliest, most humiliating tasks he'd think of (payback is a b---h).

What if Hermes and Zoidberd enlisted in the army in the war against the Brain Balls?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #72 on: 07-29-2008 22:22 »

Hermes would be Radar in the M*A*S*H rip-off and Zoidberg did join the army as a surgeon.

What if Bender still had the bomb in him?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #73 on: 07-29-2008 22:45 »

Then he'd constantly get free swag by threatening to say the trigger word.

What if Amy's talking tattoo got laryngitis?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #74 on: 07-30-2008 14:43 »

She would probably get her money back.

What if Bender found out his name was really Dr Bender Nye?  frown
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #75 on: 07-30-2008 14:48 »

What he usually does when things go wrong. Try to kill himself.

What if Bender had never got his brain back from the master in-pile?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #76 on: 07-30-2008 16:35 »

He would be forever indebted to the servant out-layer.

What if stop n drop had never invented the suicide booth
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #77 on: 07-30-2008 20:56 »

There would be more people on Earth.

What if the brain slugs took over the world, and every man, woman and child would have one?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #78 on: 07-30-2008 21:09 »

Then every man woman and child would have one. Oh, and they'd all die from negligence.

What if the Nibblonians became hostile toward Earth?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #79 on: 07-30-2008 22:38 »

They would swiftly be defeated by our mighty chairs.

What if Lrrr and Zapp switched places?
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