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NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #280 on: 11-11-2008 22:22 »

Then Leela wouldn't be lonely anymore.

What if the mutants formed a basketball team and took on the Globetrotters?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #281 on: 11-11-2008 23:47 »

The globetrotters would win and shove it in thier face, and the mutans would return to the sewers.

What if a suppository was made to dedeform the mutans?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #282 on: 11-12-2008 01:13 »

Leg mutant would not be able to take it.

What if Leg Mutant threatened to kick your ass?

Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #283 on: 11-12-2008 01:51 »

Id tear him an ass hole.

What if robots could mutate?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #284 on: 11-12-2008 11:20 »

They would become cyborgs and would finaly have emotions.

What if Fry mutated?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #285 on: 11-12-2008 13:21 »

They would become cyborgs and would finaly have emotions.

What if Fry mutated?

Being your own grandfather and lacking the delta brain wave isn't enough of a mutation for you? then well he'd be more hideous and then leela would never have anything to do with him any more, but her parents will become his new best friends.

What if Leela had known she was a mutant before Fry fell into lake mutagenic in I second that emotion (without actually mutating as shown in the episode, therefore making him a mutant already by standard of the show)?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #286 on: 11-12-2008 13:56 »

They would fall in love and have children.

What if Zoidberg fell in love with Leela?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #287 on: 11-12-2008 14:45 »

His shell would crack from repeated boots to the head.

What if Leela changed from boots to a nice sensible pair of sneakers?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #288 on: 11-12-2008 15:06 »

Then her kicks wouldn't be as effective.

What if Leela wore spike heels? flirt
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #289 on: 11-12-2008 18:36 »

Then all the people she kicked would either be dead or in traction.

What if Fry, Bender, Mad Hatter Bot, Zoidberg, Malfunctioning Eddie formed a grunge rock band?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #290 on: 11-12-2008 22:42 »

Then they'd be forced to constantly CHANGE PLACES!!! during a set.

What if Bender had realized his dream to drift forever...but through the American Southwest?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #291 on: 11-13-2008 00:09 »

Then they'd be forced to constantly CHANGE PLACES!!! during a set.

(that would be an awsome band, you could call them Frying Mad Hatters)
 Hed become a Robo Cattletronboy. He would be the most rooten tooten Cattletron driver around. He would become a respected ranch owner and make millions hustling people out of money in various ways.

What if Bender became a Ranching Mob boss in the southwest?
I.C. Weiner

Bending Unit
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« Reply #292 on: 12-04-2008 07:59 »

Orphanaria the world over would be completely vacated and Soylent Cutie Muffin Gumbo would become the new culinary craze.

What if in the last movie the Professor's head is put into a jar?
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #293 on: 12-11-2008 21:31 »
« Last Edit on: 12-11-2008 21:33 »

He wouldn't have been able to swallow the keys, so he'd get depressed. Everyone would get bored, so he'd be ignored and eventually flushed down the toilet one day at night, when Zoidberg thought he was a dead fish in the new fish tank the Professor bought the day before.

Who would go to find the Professor after he got flushed?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #294 on: 12-12-2008 00:08 »

A: Scruffy.

Q: What would Scruffy do when he found him?
Scroto.the.Dwarf

Crustacean
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« Reply #295 on: 12-18-2008 01:54 »

instead of rescuing him, claim he was on break and leave him there

what would scruffys break consist of?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #296 on: 12-18-2008 04:21 »

Fifteen minutes' worth of flipping through nudie magazines and sipping coffee.

What if Roberto lost his stabbing knife?
I.C. Weiner

Bending Unit
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« Reply #297 on: 12-18-2008 07:47 »

He would make a stabbing shiv from the remains of previous stabbing victims and continue on his merry way.

What if Roberto's anger was turned toward the creepy hair robot?

Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #298 on: 12-19-2008 04:33 »

The world's creepiness level would decrease significantly.

What if Amy and Leela swapped hairstyles?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #299 on: 12-19-2008 04:40 »

Then Amy would cut her ponytail while Leela styled her bangs to cover her eye.

What if Fry and Hermes swapped hairstyles?
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #300 on: 12-19-2008 05:16 »

Then Fry would become so intrigued with the dreadlocks that he'd fall down the stairs and go to the hospital, and Hermes would end up cutting off the "hair horn" and making it presentable and all that junk.

What if Fry got a concussion?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #301 on: 12-19-2008 05:39 »

I think Smarty should post more pictures of herself.
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #302 on: 12-19-2008 05:48 »

That statement creeps me out just a little more than it made me laugh.

The problem is there are limited good pictures of me because I am always the one who is stuck holding the camera. It is always because I want to, then I just get bored...

No, really, that was random, Books.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #303 on: 12-19-2008 06:13 »

hahaha, your post made me laugh too, I like you. smile
* Books gives Smarty a big internet huggle
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #304 on: 12-19-2008 06:16 »

Why, thank you!
My Own Grandpa

Crustacean
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« Reply #305 on: 12-19-2008 22:20 »

Erm...Fry would remember that he saved the universe.

What if Hermes found out that paperwork was made illegal for humans to do?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #306 on: 12-20-2008 01:45 »

He would flake out and go on a shooting rampage.

What if Hermes tried to kill the P.E. crew?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #307 on: 12-20-2008 04:15 »

We would get through Zoidberg and the Professor before Leela killed him.

What if Amy went on a rampage?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #308 on: 12-20-2008 05:13 »

Then everyone would get assaulted by nonsense exclamations ("Spleesh...!")

What if Zoidberg went on a rampage?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #309 on: 12-20-2008 15:36 »

He'd eat the evidence.

What if the Professor went on a rampage?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #310 on: 12-20-2008 18:04 »

It'd be a very slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-w, creaky rampage.

What if Fry played Rampage (the video game)?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #311 on: 12-20-2008 23:06 »

He would quickly anihilate the entire virtual planet.

What if Leela and Bender played Halo with Fry?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #312 on: 01-04-2009 17:50 »

*cough* Wow, its been a while since anyone touched this topic. Look at all the dust!!

Anyway, Fry would ultimately win and do his victory dance while Bender yells "I'll kill you!!"

What if Bender had decided to fall in the black hole with the Countess?

Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #313 on: 01-04-2009 17:52 »

The black hole would spit them back out

What if Fry was really dead if that Bee really stung him?

fuck i'm stupid
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #314 on: 01-04-2009 17:56 »

Well, it did really sting him. So I guess Leela would ultimately go insane and end up the Asylum for Criminally Insane Humans along with all the poor people.

What if Amy had actually used her wealth for good, like donating to charities?

Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #315 on: 01-05-2009 02:49 »

Poverty would be wiped out.

What if the Professor chose Fry as his heir instead of Cubert?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #316 on: 01-05-2009 03:16 »

Fry would eventually grow bored and watch some Cop Department.

What if Slurm had been outlawed?

Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #317 on: 01-05-2009 04:54 »

Then Fry would try to mix up a homemade substitute in Bender's chest cavity, leading to disaster.

What if Slurm was not highly addictive?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #318 on: 01-17-2009 13:38 »

Then there wouldn't have been an episode about it confused

What if Fry wore a BLUE jacket? eek
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #319 on: 01-18-2009 08:11 »

Then Leela would have a yellow jacket.

What if Amy was Russian?
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