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dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #240 on: 10-18-2008 21:59 »

Mom wouldn't hold up a job for long now that Sal owns MOM Corp, or MAN Corp where he sells Jockstraps and Girdles. Sal get's the kids and they all turn... well, let's just say MOM isn't on their mind.

What would happen if MOM and Fry got together?
Loveable_Bender

Crustacean
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« Reply #241 on: 10-19-2008 03:05 »

Bender would take this opportunity to use Fry as an excuse of getting free Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.

What would happen if Zoidberg could become invisible?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #242 on: 10-19-2008 05:28 »

It wouldn't matter, because his stink gland would still make his presence known.

What if Zoidberg surgically implanted his stink gland into Fry?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #243 on: 10-19-2008 06:47 »

Fry would have an even harder time getting a date with Leela.

What if Zoidberg had Fry's hair?
Loveable_Bender

Crustacean
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« Reply #244 on: 10-19-2008 07:48 »

He would scuttle around showing it off to the rest of the crew. He would also try and see if it could win him a free meal. And if it was a wig, he would eat it.

What if Bender became Hermie's assistant?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #245 on: 10-19-2008 09:41 »

Then Hermes would fire him for general incompetence

What if Fry had Married Colleen?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #246 on: 10-19-2008 14:55 »

Then he'd have to share his honeymoon with those other guys.

What if Fry didn't chew gum while making love?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #247 on: 10-19-2008 21:47 »

He would become normal.

What if NastyInThePasty asked relevant questions?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #248 on: 10-19-2008 22:11 »

Then you wouldn't have asked that question.

What if Zoidberg challenged Calculon to claw-plock?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #249 on: 10-20-2008 11:35 »

Calculon would accept but he would then send Boxy Robot in his stead.

What if Boxy went up against Zoidberg in Claw-plok?.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #250 on: 10-20-2008 17:37 »

Boxy would fall on Zoidberg, squashing him.

What if Zoidberg challenged Leela to claw-plock?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #251 on: 10-20-2008 20:40 »

Leela would win, and mate with Harold Zoid!:laff:

What if Monique fought Harold Zoid in Claw-Plock
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #252 on: 10-20-2008 21:34 »

Monique would kill Zoid.

What if she buried the body on decapod 10?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #253 on: 10-20-2008 21:56 »

Then Zoidberg would dig it up and put it on the mantel peice

What if Bender maried Monique?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #254 on: 10-20-2008 21:58 »

Then bender would have 4 children.

What if All my circuits finally finished?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #255 on: 10-20-2008 21:59 »

Then it would be the ruin of Calculon

What if Coillete had got pregnant from Calculon?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #256 on: 10-20-2008 22:06 »

She couldn't, she is a robot.

What if robots could get pregnant?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #257 on: 10-20-2008 22:09 »

They can, bender has a son.

but if they could get easily pregnant then Bender would have 1million children

WHat if fry was a woman?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #258 on: 10-20-2008 22:11 »

He would be a lezzie with leela.

What if Zoidberg was a woman?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #259 on: 11-01-2008 14:43 »

He would realize that he's sexually repulsive to all kinds, including zombie cats.

What would happen if Leela owned a zombie cat?

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #260 on: 11-02-2008 04:13 »

Then nibbler would eat him.

What if Zombie Jesus and the Hanukkah Zombie fought?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #261 on: 11-02-2008 11:02 »

Zombie Jesus would attempt to do his Jesus speeches but Hanukkah Zombie would stone him.

What if Zombie Jesus met Robot Santa?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #262 on: 11-03-2008 03:11 »

You might just see some zombie parts spread across the universe by a rocket launcher.

What if Bender had stayed Santa for two years?
Xanderz

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #263 on: 11-03-2008 17:42 »

As promised, Robot Santa would try to kill him... with a nuclear-exploding cigar ! and Bender would again be sentenced to execution by magnetic dismemberment.

What if the Brain Spawn hadn't left Earth for no raisin ?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #264 on: 11-04-2008 00:14 »

Everyone would still be stupider, Fry would be trapped in Pride and Pregidous with Leela, Ahab, and Queequeg for all eternity. The brains would eventualy rule the universe. The Nibblonians would die, leaving no one to protect the universe.

Where and what would Scruffy be doing wile he was stupider?

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #265 on: 11-04-2008 02:09 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2008 02:11 »

Where and what would Scruffy be doing wile he was stupider?

[professor]Can you put that in the form of a 'what if' question?[/professor]
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #266 on: 11-04-2008 03:06 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2008 03:09 »

What if Scruffy taught proper janitorial cleaning at the local college?(sorry about that)
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #267 on: 11-04-2008 07:53 »

Being a janitor would become a lot more popular with certain demographics.

What if Bender was the janitor at Planet Express and Scruffy did Bender's 'job' (whatever it is)?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #268 on: 11-05-2008 01:08 »

The food would be slightly more eddible and the PE building would never be cleaned.

What if Fry had a shock collar that worked the same as Leela's? (aka-anger,cursing,perversion)
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #269 on: 11-09-2008 23:32 »

It wouldnt pick up on anything because there is something wrong with his brain.

What if Leela was impregnated by Zapp?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #270 on: 11-10-2008 05:32 »

Then she'd get an abortion.

What if Leela were impregnated by alternate universe Fry?
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #271 on: 11-10-2008 10:10 »

Depends whether you mean Turkey, Alabama or Turkey, Turkey.

Either case, he'd have an even funnier accent.

What if womankind was killed off by some virus tomorrow?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #272 on: 11-10-2008 23:37 »

Scientists would genetically engineer more.

What if Robot Lincoln never freed the robot slaves?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #273 on: 11-11-2008 01:46 »

Then Robot Taft would have done it.

What if The Mad Hatter Robot escaped from HAL Institute?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #274 on: 11-11-2008 02:41 »

CHANGE PLACES!

What if Leela didn't have anger issues?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #275 on: 11-11-2008 05:02 »

Then she never would have discovered the erotic possibilities of the shock collar.

What if Zoidberg had a shock collar?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #276 on: 11-11-2008 05:13 »

Then Hermes better not be given access to the controller/programming!

What if Fry had allowed Seymour to be cloned?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #277 on: 11-11-2008 06:21 »

Then he'd have a cute dog again.

What if it had been Fry's mother/father whose fossilized remains had been discovered?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #278 on: 11-11-2008 20:23 »

They would come back to life and tell fry to brush his teeth.

What if Fry didn't have teeth?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #279 on: 11-11-2008 21:51 »

He would get a teeth transplant.

What if the mutants took over New New York?
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