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Zed 85

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« Reply #160 on: 09-11-2008 23:46 »
« Last Edit on: 09-11-2008 23:52 »

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If Fry had a Wrist Thingamajigger thingy, what would he be doing right now on it?

TЭТЯIS!

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What if Fry owned his own hovercar?

Frisco17

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« Reply #161 on: 09-12-2008 04:39 »

He would drive worse than he did in the 92 Latoura.

What if Leela's car hadn't been blown up by the Omicronians?
Rolandk73

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« Reply #162 on: 09-16-2008 02:45 »

It would be sold by bender in a scheme to become president
What if Bender became president?
suss6052

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« Reply #163 on: 09-16-2008 02:47 »

Then humans should be very wary, as President bender might want to initiate the Kill all humans sub routine in all robots.

What if zoidberg couldn't save fry's head with quick surgery in pyhoms?
Rolandk73

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« Reply #164 on: 09-16-2008 02:54 »

He'd make a sock puppet and pass it off as Fry.
What if zoidberg became a famous surgeon?
suss6052

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« Reply #165 on: 09-16-2008 03:01 »

Really, a sock puppet? don't you think they'd kind of notice that.....
If zoidberg became a famous surgeon he'd finally get to have proper meals without foraging in the dumpster.

What if fry was too late to warn leela not to kill her parents?
Rolandk73

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« Reply #166 on: 09-16-2008 04:20 »

Fry would be sure she never realized that they were her parents.

What if the what if machine broke?
suss6052

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« Reply #167 on: 09-16-2008 04:24 »

You think she wouldn't put two and two together when she saw that they both only had one eye?
The what if machine would start leaking plausitrons, and the what if scenarios would leach into reality.

What if the events of AOI 1 really occured? 
Rolandk73

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« Reply #168 on: 09-16-2008 19:23 »

The professor would be arrested.
What if the events of AO2 really occured?
suss6052

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« Reply #169 on: 09-16-2008 20:19 »

The professor would be executed for releasing the bloated man ball on the world and the Nintendians would change their mind about us doing their laundry after zoidberg causes the close to become tie dyed and declare war upon earth.

What if it was Yancy instead of Phillip who was frozen on January 1st 2000 at midnight?
Cinimod

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« Reply #170 on: 09-16-2008 20:42 »



What if the events of AOI 1 really occured? 
The professor would be arrested.
The proffessor would be dead!
The professor would be executed for releasing the bloated man ball on the world and the Nintendians would change their mind about us doing their laundry after zoidberg causes the close to become tie dyed and declare war upon earth.

What if it was Yancy instead of Phillip who was frozen on January 1st 2000 at midnight?

Then Phillip Fry I would have struck oil in the bathroom of the mansion he won in a lottery

What if Bender had managed to kill himself in the suicide booth?
suss6052

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« Reply #171 on: 09-16-2008 20:50 »

If Bender had been able to kill himself in the suicide booth Fry and Leela would probably died from the trip to the space bee hive, since who else besides him could have flown the ship or called for help, Fry was incapacitated from the impalement of the stinger, and Leela got all the poison.

What if Star Trek was not banned as a religion?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #172 on: 09-16-2008 22:34 »

Then it would have gotten banned as a lifetyle choice.

What if Leela was raped by the professor?
suss6052

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« Reply #173 on: 09-17-2008 00:11 »

She would then kill the professor when she came to.

What if the professor had married mom?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #174 on: 09-17-2008 05:05 »

Then he'd move in with her to play paterfamilias for a wacky, My Three Sons style sitcom.

What if Amy's favorite sweatsuit was lost?
Rolandk73

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« Reply #175 on: 09-17-2008 05:07 »

The professor would clone it.
What if the secret of Slurm was revealed?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #176 on: 09-17-2008 05:30 »

You mean revealed to those not in the planet express crew? Wide spread panic, and a strong desire to ban the substance in the name of public safety.

What if one of the professor's crazy inventions caused fry and leela to change minds for a period of time?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #177 on: 09-17-2008 14:01 »

Fry would spend a lot of time in the shower while Leela would try to work off Fry's Slurm gut at the gym.

What if Nibbler finally ate enough?
suss6052

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« Reply #178 on: 09-17-2008 15:42 »

He would let off a satisfied belch.

What if soylent cola didn't vary from person to person?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #179 on: 09-17-2008 23:04 »

Then people would stop drinking in in favor of New Slurm[tm].

What if Zoidberg couldn't breathe out of the water?

Frisco17

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« Reply #180 on: 09-19-2008 00:04 »

Then he would have stayed in Atlanta.

What if Amy and Leela switched bodies?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #181 on: 09-19-2008 00:27 »

Then Leela would know what it was like to be pestered for a grandchild and Amy would learn more about the lack of depth perception that Leela faced.

What if they couldn't re-attach little bender?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #182 on: 09-19-2008 04:30 »

Then he and Fry would have stayed at the excellent apartment.

What if they couldn't re-attach Fry's nose?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #183 on: 09-19-2008 04:42 »

Then Fry would have had to live like an outcast from society, possibly accused of being a mutant and deported to the sewers....

What if Fry took both the stinger and all of the poison in the sting?
Your Standard BendingUnit

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« Reply #184 on: 09-19-2008 04:52 »

Fry would have died and Leela would have killed herself in a suicide booth (clumsy bludgering) because of the guilt.

What if Bender had been stung?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #185 on: 09-19-2008 05:06 »

Then nothing would happen as he is a robot who has no need for dna, (well nothing other than a minor hole, much like the time the slurm factory machine started to make cans out of him....

What if Fry hadn't run away when Leela was assigning him his career of delivery boy?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #186 on: 09-19-2008 05:24 »

Then he would have been a delivery boy...but working for a different delivery service.

What if the Fate Assignment Officer who was assigned to Fry wasn't Leela?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #187 on: 09-19-2008 05:54 »

You don't know that it would have been a different delivery service, Hubert Farnsworth was still his great x30 nephew, but then Leela would never quit her job nor found her parents....

but back to your question....

If the fate assignment officer assigned to Fry wasn't Leela he would probably still have freaked out at being assigned as a delivery boy...

What if the professor had never met or worked for Mom?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #188 on: 09-19-2008 05:58 »

Then he'd probably still have hair.

What if Slurms Mackenzie had survived?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #189 on: 09-19-2008 06:05 »

Than he would have partied that one last time and retired.

What if nibbler didn't disguise himself as merely a dumb poop machine?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #190 on: 09-19-2008 06:26 »

Then Leela would make him clean up his own dark matter droppings.

What if Nibbler lost his cape?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #191 on: 09-19-2008 06:31 »

Then he'd start jabbering incoherently and jumping up and down.

What if Leela had not fallen for Zapp's pathetic ploy in LLLIS?
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #192 on: 09-19-2008 09:38 »

She'd probably have had to stay in the sauna-brig with Fry and Bender while Zapp would probably keep pushing his chances. They may never have made it to the planet in time and may never have found Nibbler.

What if Amy was left with no money?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #193 on: 09-19-2008 16:37 »

Then she'd swear in Cantonese a lot more than usual.

What if Hermes had a daughter instead of a son?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #194 on: 09-19-2008 17:53 »

Then he'd not want her hanging out with Cubert  quite so much.

What if the professor had not made a clone from some cellular scrapings from a growth on his back?
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #195 on: 09-19-2008 19:54 »

Then he probably would have gone ahead with his Successor-Naming Machine.

What if Fry did become Farnsworth's successor?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #196 on: 09-19-2008 20:07 »

Then Leela would report to him instead of the other way around...

What if Leela became the professor's successor ala the aoi 1 minus the blood shed?
Your Standard BendingUnit

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« Reply #197 on: 09-20-2008 02:35 »

Then she would have used her new money to impulsively buy more striped boots in a menagerie of colors. Also Fry, Bender, Zoidberg, Amy would be fired (or lost her internship).

What if Bender became permanent captain after Leela's escapade on Pluto?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #198 on: 09-20-2008 03:15 »

He would destroy the ship a few times before being fired.

What if somebody stole the PE ship?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #199 on: 09-20-2008 05:07 »

They'd fly it through the nearest hover-billboard.

What if Zoidberg and Hermes switched bodies?
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