Oh PEEL members, we beseech thee. What if...that thing I said!

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If Fry had a Wrist Thingamajigger thingy, what would he be doing right now on it?

TЭТЯIS!

* dances at the top of the page to the Korobeyniki, ЭЙ!

What if Fry owned his own hovercar?

[Reply #161 on:]

He would drive worse than he did in the 92 Latoura.

What if Leela's car hadn't been blown up by the Omicronians?

[Reply #162 on:]

It would be sold by bender in a scheme to become president
What if Bender became president?

[Reply #163 on:]

Then humans should be very wary, as President bender might want to initiate the Kill all humans sub routine in all robots.

What if zoidberg couldn't save fry's head with quick surgery in pyhoms?

[Reply #164 on:]

He'd make a sock puppet and pass it off as Fry.
What if zoidberg became a famous surgeon?

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Really, a sock puppet? don't you think they'd kind of notice that.....
If zoidberg became a famous surgeon he'd finally get to have proper meals without foraging in the dumpster.

What if fry was too late to warn leela not to kill her parents?

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Fry would be sure she never realized that they were her parents.

What if the what if machine broke?

[Reply #167 on:]

You think she wouldn't put two and two together when she saw that they both only had one eye?
The what if machine would start leaking plausitrons, and the what if scenarios would leach into reality.

What if the events of AOI 1 really occured? 

[Reply #168 on:]

The professor would be arrested.
What if the events of AO2 really occured?

[Reply #169 on:]

The professor would be executed for releasing the bloated man ball on the world and the Nintendians would change their mind about us doing their laundry after zoidberg causes the close to become tie dyed and declare war upon earth.

What if it was Yancy instead of Phillip who was frozen on January 1st 2000 at midnight?

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What if the events of AOI 1 really occured? 

The professor would be arrested.

The proffessor would be dead!

The professor would be executed for releasing the bloated man ball on the world and the Nintendians would change their mind about us doing their laundry after zoidberg causes the close to become tie dyed and declare war upon earth.

What if it was Yancy instead of Phillip who was frozen on January 1st 2000 at midnight?

Then Phillip Fry I would have struck oil in the bathroom of the mansion he won in a lottery

What if Bender had managed to kill himself in the suicide booth?

[Reply #171 on:]

If Bender had been able to kill himself in the suicide booth Fry and Leela would probably died from the trip to the space bee hive, since who else besides him could have flown the ship or called for help, Fry was incapacitated from the impalement of the stinger, and Leela got all the poison.

What if Star Trek was not banned as a religion?

[Reply #172 on:]

Then it would have gotten banned as a lifetyle choice.

What if Leela was raped by the professor?

[Reply #173 on:]

She would then kill the professor when she came to.

What if the professor had married mom?

[Reply #174 on:]

Then he'd move in with her to play paterfamilias for a wacky, My Three Sons style sitcom.

What if Amy's favorite sweatsuit was lost?

[Reply #175 on:]

The professor would clone it.
What if the secret of Slurm was revealed?

[Reply #176 on:]

You mean revealed to those not in the planet express crew? Wide spread panic, and a strong desire to ban the substance in the name of public safety.

What if one of the professor's crazy inventions caused fry and leela to change minds for a period of time?

[Reply #177 on:]

Fry would spend a lot of time in the shower while Leela would try to work off Fry's Slurm gut at the gym.

What if Nibbler finally ate enough?

[Reply #178 on:]

He would let off a satisfied belch.

What if soylent cola didn't vary from person to person?

[Reply #179 on:]

Then people would stop drinking in in favor of New Slurm[tm].

What if Zoidberg couldn't breathe out of the water?

[Reply #180 on:]

Then he would have stayed in Atlanta.

What if Amy and Leela switched bodies?

[Reply #181 on:]

Then Leela would know what it was like to be pestered for a grandchild and Amy would learn more about the lack of depth perception that Leela faced.

What if they couldn't re-attach little bender?

[Reply #182 on:]

Then he and Fry would have stayed at the excellent apartment.

What if they couldn't re-attach Fry's nose?

[Reply #183 on:]

Then Fry would have had to live like an outcast from society, possibly accused of being a mutant and deported to the sewers....

What if Fry took both the stinger and all of the poison in the sting?

[Reply #184 on:]

Fry would have died and Leela would have killed herself in a suicide booth (clumsy bludgering) because of the guilt.

What if Bender had been stung?

[Reply #185 on:]

Then nothing would happen as he is a robot who has no need for dna, (well nothing other than a minor hole, much like the time the slurm factory machine started to make cans out of him....

What if Fry hadn't run away when Leela was assigning him his career of delivery boy?

[Reply #186 on:]

Then he would have been a delivery boy...but working for a different delivery service.

What if the Fate Assignment Officer who was assigned to Fry wasn't Leela?

[Reply #187 on:]

You don't know that it would have been a different delivery service, Hubert Farnsworth was still his great x30 nephew, but then Leela would never quit her job nor found her parents....

but back to your question....

If the fate assignment officer assigned to Fry wasn't Leela he would probably still have freaked out at being assigned as a delivery boy...

What if the professor had never met or worked for Mom?

[Reply #188 on:]

Then he'd probably still have hair.

What if Slurms Mackenzie had survived?

[Reply #189 on:]

Than he would have partied that one last time and retired.

What if nibbler didn't disguise himself as merely a dumb poop machine?

[Reply #190 on:]

Then Leela would make him clean up his own dark matter droppings.

What if Nibbler lost his cape?

[Reply #191 on:]

Then he'd start jabbering incoherently and jumping up and down.

What if Leela had not fallen for Zapp's pathetic ploy in LLLIS?

[Reply #192 on:]

She'd probably have had to stay in the sauna-brig with Fry and Bender while Zapp would probably keep pushing his chances. They may never have made it to the planet in time and may never have found Nibbler.

What if Amy was left with no money?

[Reply #193 on:]

Then she'd swear in Cantonese a lot more than usual.

What if Hermes had a daughter instead of a son?

[Reply #194 on:]

Then he'd not want her hanging out with Cubert  quite so much.

What if the professor had not made a clone from some cellular scrapings from a growth on his back?

[Reply #195 on:]

Then he probably would have gone ahead with his Successor-Naming Machine.

What if Fry did become Farnsworth's successor?

[Reply #196 on:]

Then Leela would report to him instead of the other way around...

What if Leela became the professor's successor ala the aoi 1 minus the blood shed?

[Reply #197 on:]

Then she would have used her new money to impulsively buy more striped boots in a menagerie of colors. Also Fry, Bender, Zoidberg, Amy would be fired (or lost her internship).

What if Bender became permanent captain after Leela's escapade on Pluto?

[Reply #198 on:]

He would destroy the ship a few times before being fired.

What if somebody stole the PE ship?

[Reply #199 on:]

They'd fly it through the nearest hover-billboard.

What if Zoidberg and Hermes switched bodies?