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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« on: 07-18-2008 18:40 »

Alright everybody. It's the What-If Machine Round 2!

I guess I will start the new What-If question since the last few questions were about the new title.

What if Bender became an assassin?

Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #1 on: 07-18-2008 18:54 »

He would kill more humans.

What if Bender became a horse repairer?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #2 on: 07-18-2008 19:02 »
« Last Edit on: 07-18-2008 19:02 »

(How do you repair a horse?  confused )
Then I guess he'd be a little smarter than I am!   laff

What if Bender became an archaeologist?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #3 on: 07-18-2008 20:25 »

Then he wouldn't need to know the name "hot beans"

What do they call Archaeologists in the future?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #4 on: 07-18-2008 21:48 »

Archaeologizers.

What if Fry was a centaur?
Anarchy_Balsac
Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 07-18-2008 23:03 »

He'd get with Leela in Bender's Game

What if the Robot Devil were to take over the League of Robots?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #6 on: 07-19-2008 08:53 »

A: He'd change the motto to "Kill All* Humans Robots! (* except league-y weague-ies)" in an attempt to expand the population of Robot Hell.

Q: What if there was no League of Robots?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #7 on: 07-19-2008 10:12 »

Then Bender would have committed suicide.  frown

What if the Professor got contacts?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #8 on: 07-19-2008 10:14 »

He'd look more hip and cool and would fit in more at the Hip Joint

What if Nibbler only spoke a Haitian dialect of Spanish?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #9 on: 07-19-2008 11:26 »

Fry would have ever more trouble understanding how to save the universe.

What if Leela found another cyclops? (And not a fake one like Alkazar)
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #10 on: 07-19-2008 17:15 »

Now she knows she's not a an alien I think she'd just take each case on its merits.

What if Leela had to fight off the amorous attentions of two cyclopes?

BTW cyclopes is the plural of cyclops, I checked
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #11 on: 07-19-2008 19:23 »

She'd make them battle to the death and Fry would be jealous.

What if Steve Castle never had boneitis?
Frida Waterfall

Professor
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« Reply #12 on: 07-19-2008 19:31 »

He wouldn't have stayed in the 80's and eventually got arrested for illegal inside trading.

Why did the hyper-chicken cross the road?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 07-19-2008 19:40 »

He wanted to become a better lawyer.

What if the hyper chicken didn't cross the road?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #14 on: 07-19-2008 19:54 »

Then he wouldn't be able to chase the ambulance.

What if the Hyper Chicken tried to cross the road, but got run over?
Frida Waterfall

Professor
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« Reply #15 on: 07-19-2008 20:03 »

Then the hyper chicken would be dead. But don't worry, it was on purpose.

Why did the hyper-chicken become a lawyer?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #16 on: 07-19-2008 22:06 »

Well I'm not sure, but that wasn't a What-If question.

What if the Hyper Chicken didn't become a lawyer?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #17 on: 07-19-2008 22:16 »

A lot more innocent people would be free and a lot more criminals would be in jail.

What if Fry tried to be a lawyer?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #18 on: 07-20-2008 01:01 »
« Last Edit on: 07-20-2008 01:01 »

Then he'd plead insanity constantly, just because it sounds cool.

What if Amy became a lawyer?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #19 on: 07-20-2008 09:04 »

All her clients would be convicted and she would just says, "Sploops!"

What if Leela became a doctor?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #20 on: 07-20-2008 10:18 »

She'd become an alcoholic and dismemble more limbs than most bad doctors.

What if the Professor was a doctor?
captyesterday

Crustacean
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« Reply #21 on: 07-20-2008 10:21 »

we`d all be eaten

what if bender could fly
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #22 on: 07-20-2008 10:40 »

He'd say, "Bite my shiny aerodynamic ass!"

What if Fry decided to stay with Umbriel?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #23 on: 07-20-2008 12:16 »

Then he'd go crazy when he realized he couldn't have sex with her...

What if Fry could have had sex with Umbriel?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #24 on: 07-20-2008 12:27 »

He would have stayed.

What if Hermes had fallen for Umbriel?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #25 on: 07-20-2008 12:42 »

Then he would help her re-file the entire city of Atlanta.

What if Leela had fallen for Alkazar and married him?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #26 on: 07-20-2008 18:14 »

Surely she would have figured out his ruse by now and be back at the PE ship helm.

What if Gumbercules and Brainzilla had a fight?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 07-20-2008 20:14 »

I'd be sitting there watching and enjoying myself.  big grin

What if Seymour was a T-Rex?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #28 on: 07-20-2008 22:17 »

They Fry would have gotten his hands eaten much earlier.

What if Lrrr was a dog?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #29 on: 07-21-2008 06:06 »

Lrrr would say "Pet me or be destroyed"

What if Hermes was an alcoholic?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #30 on: 07-21-2008 07:10 »

He wouldn't be a very good bureaucrat, now would he?

What if Kif was a parakeet?
captyesterday

Crustacean
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« Reply #31 on: 07-21-2008 07:39 »

hed need a new girlfreind

what if amy were fat
Polymorph

Bending Unit
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« Reply #32 on: 07-21-2008 09:12 »

Then she would be lucky, because fat in Chinese Cantonese means luck.

What if Brannagan preferred guys?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #33 on: 07-21-2008 09:28 »

Poor Kif  frown

What if robots ran on tofu?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #34 on: 07-21-2008 10:11 »

Then the alcohol industry would tank in a hurry.

What would you call such a robot?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #35 on: 07-21-2008 10:18 »

An autofuton.

What if they were called something else?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #36 on: 07-21-2008 10:33 »

It doesn't matter, Zoidberg would be just as poor.

What if if?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #37 on: 07-21-2008 11:35 »

Then...that thing that I just said.

Who is next in line should Nixon be unable to perform his presidential duties?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #38 on: 07-21-2008 12:28 »

The headless body of Agnew.

What if Leela lost her wrist Thingamajigger?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #39 on: 07-21-2008 14:24 »

Her balance would be all out of whack like a tailless cat.

What if Hermes was from Turkey?
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