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Total Voters: 3

hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #80 on: 05-23-2008 09:19 »

A: His greatness.

Q: Does Bender fully appreciate just how truely great he really is?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #81 on: 05-23-2008 12:54 »

A: No.

Q: What must Bender do in order to appreciate the full extent of his greatness?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #82 on: 05-23-2008 15:34 »

A: He'll never appreciate his greatness, because he's too focused on TELLING EVERYONE just how great he is.

Q: Who is great, and also appreciates it?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #83 on: 05-23-2008 15:40 »

A: Flexo.

Q: Why does Flexo appreciate his own greatness?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #84 on: 05-23-2008 15:52 »

A: His goatee allows him to stop telling everyone he's great; they know it by looking at him.

Q: Is Zapp Brannigan great, or does he just think it?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #85 on: 05-23-2008 15:55 »

A: The second one.

Q: What could Zapp do to improve his greatness?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #86 on: 05-23-2008 15:59 »

A: There isn't anything I can think of; he's truly an incompetent boob.

Q: Who actually is great, in the futurama universe?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #87 on: 05-23-2008 16:10 »

A: God. (Well, I mean the remains of a space probe that collided with God).

Q: Will this page ever have a question without the word "great" in it?

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #88 on: 05-23-2008 16:13 »

A: Yes.  Right now.

Q: What other things did the space probe & god collide with?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #89 on: 05-23-2008 16:31 »

A: Countless things. E.g. second hand cars, cutlery, empty cans, bread bins, old jumpers, pogo sticks, pieces of pottery, drying-up racks, plastic vipers, polyfilla....

Q: Why is there so much crap floating around in space?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #90 on: 05-23-2008 21:04 »

A: People were careless.

Q: Which group of people threw the most trash into space?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #91 on: 05-23-2008 21:12 »

A: That's easy...New Yorkers.

Q: Why are New Yorkers so sloppy & careless.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #92 on: 05-23-2008 21:17 »

A: They learned their ways from the people of Atlanta.

Q: Did Atlanta learn to be trashy from anybody?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #93 on: 05-23-2008 21:21 »

A: Yes; it all started with the people from New Jersey.

Q: What's the deal with those New Jerseyites?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #94 on: 05-23-2008 21:28 »

A: They hate all things beautiful.

Q: Why? (Since they're the garden state!)
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #95 on: 05-23-2008 21:32 »

A: They killed all the gardens, and are now known as the petrochemical refining capital of the world.

Q: What other things is New Jersey known for (in the future, of course)?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #96 on: 05-23-2008 21:54 »

A: Destroying duck ponds and feeding the ducks to their cats.

Q: Why duck ponds?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #97 on: 05-23-2008 22:11 »

A: Becuase they have a traditional hatred of ducks.

Q: What caused this?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #98 on: 05-23-2008 22:17 »

A: The ducks were the ones who destroyed their carrot fields.

Q: How did they accomplish this task?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #99 on: 05-24-2008 00:25 »

A: No one really knows, but carrots used to be currency in 25th century New Jersey.  No one said people in New Jersey were smart...

Q: Are there multiple types of currency in the 31st century, or just one?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #100 on: 05-24-2008 02:48 »
« Last Edit on: 05-24-2008 02:48 »

A: Multiple. Dollars still exist (Fry was down to his last one at the racetrack), there are Nixon's head's Funbucks, and Space Doubloons (that the Space Pirate told Leela to transfer) to name just three.

Q: Which is the greatest currency in the 31st century?    big grin

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #101 on: 05-24-2008 03:30 »

A: Nixon Head Funbucks.  Because he's Earthican President.  At least that's what he says...

Q: What kind of credit cards exist in the 31st century?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #102 on: 05-24-2008 07:32 »

A: Discover. But nobody accepts it.

Q: Which credit cards are widely accepted in the 31st century?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #103 on: 05-24-2008 09:48 »

A: Not Visa

Q: Does Bender fully appreciate just how truly great he really is?
gaschief

Professor
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« Reply #104 on: 05-24-2008 10:07 »

A: He appears too! but....


Q: Can a bending unit robot have self awareness?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #105 on: 05-24-2008 12:09 »

A: Statements such as "I am the greatest!" prove that they can.

Q: Does Fatbot ever get any action (obviously when he isn't in Tijuana)?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #106 on: 05-24-2008 12:10 »

A: Sadly, no.

Q: Does Fatbot ever dream of getting some action?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #107 on: 05-24-2008 12:16 »

A: All the time.

Q: Besides when he's nervous, when else does Fatbot get hungry?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #108 on: 05-24-2008 12:17 »

A: When he thinks about how cool Bender is.

Q: Do any other robots think Bender is cool?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #109 on: 05-24-2008 12:20 »

A: The Donbot does, but he'd never tell him.

Q: Are there any robots who would tell Bender how cool they think he is?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #110 on: 05-24-2008 12:22 »

A: Maybe Tinny Tim.

Q: Why does Tinny Tim think Bender is SOOO cool?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #111 on: 05-24-2008 12:28 »

A: Cause he is. And Bender also regularly visits the Fountain of Cool just to top up his coolness.

Q: Where is the Fountain of Cool?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #112 on: 05-24-2008 12:29 »

A: It's located on Funkopolis 9.

Q: Are there any other planets dedicated to cool?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #113 on: 05-24-2008 12:32 »

A: No just the one.

Q: Are there any planets devoted to being lame (is that phrase used stateside by the way)?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #114 on: 05-24-2008 12:36 »

A: Schoolantis 9 and Libonia 7.

Q: Do these planets wish they were cool?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #115 on: 05-24-2008 12:46 »

A: No, cause they already think they are. That's the sad thing about it.

Q: Who is the leader of Schoolantis 9?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #116 on: 05-24-2008 12:52 »

A: Principaltron 9000

Q: Who is the leader of Libonia 7?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #117 on: 05-24-2008 12:55 »

A: Shushbot

Q: What is Shushbot's primary function?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #118 on: 05-24-2008 13:02 »

A: To quiet humanoids.

Q: Are there any other robots like this?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #119 on: 05-24-2008 13:05 »

A: No, it proved to be an extremely unpopular robot.

Q: Where was the Shushbot originally made?
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