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PEE Poll: New thread name.
Nerdlinger Q&A   -1 (33.3%)
Attention New New Yorkers - stop asking so stupid!   -2 (66.7%)
Other   -0 (0%)
Total Voters: 3

no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #720 on: 10-09-2008 16:47 »

No.

Does amy have any siblings?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #721 on: 10-09-2008 18:54 »

No, she doesn't.  Though Zoidberg tried to be a part of her family once.


If the PE Crew had a costume party, who would go as who?


The brainspawn

Crustacean
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« Reply #722 on: 10-10-2008 01:15 »

Fry would go as bender but the rest of the crew would forget to dress up.

Is The Professor senile or just insane?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #723 on: 10-10-2008 03:13 »

A: The easy part was getting the brain out, the hard part was getting  the brain out.  Senile.

Q: What would have happened if bender had become a globe trotter?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #724 on: 10-10-2008 18:24 »

A: He would have a fatal funk overload

Q: Who is the funkiest PE member?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #725 on: 10-10-2008 21:29 »

A: Easily Bender.

Q: Who is your favoirite PE member?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #726 on: 10-11-2008 21:33 »

A: Bender.

Q: What is Yivo's favorite color?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #727 on: 10-12-2008 00:08 »

A:  Purple.  Because Yivo is purple.


Q:  What would happen if Zoidberg became a shoplifter? 
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #728 on: 10-12-2008 06:26 »

A: No one would believe that Zoidberg was a shoplifter and they would arrest Bender.

Q: Why wouldn't they believe that Zoidberg became a shoplifter?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #729 on: 10-12-2008 19:04 »

A: Because he doesn't have anything cool.

Q: What would he steal if he was a shoplifter?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #730 on: 10-12-2008 19:06 »
« Last Edit on: 10-12-2008 19:25 »

A: Food.

Q: Where would he shoplift from?

We are going to need a new thread name as this one will be closed very soon.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #731 on: 10-13-2008 12:35 »

A: Waitrose. (Poshest supermarket in Britain)

Q: Why would Zoidberg travel all that way?

Name idea: Looking for answers? Try somewhere else.

I'm sure someone will think of something better.
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #732 on: 10-13-2008 16:50 »

A: To get the glorious food.

Q: Where else would he shoplift?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #733 on: 10-13-2008 19:13 »

A: Kaplin's Karpet Warehouse

Q: What would he shoplift from there.
Metalhead308

Crustacean
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« Reply #734 on: 10-13-2008 20:06 »

A: Amazingly, not the carpets he would take the promotional videos though.

Q: Where is the box containing the parallel universe stored?

New thread name eh?...What about... Nerdlinger Q&A?
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #735 on: 10-14-2008 15:16 »

A: Leela thought it best to put it in a place that wouldn't be disturbed, so she put it in the Professor's medicine cabinet.

Q: Where would Leela keep the keys to the ship?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #736 on: 10-14-2008 15:57 »

A: On a key-ring.

Q: Where does she keep the key-ring?
Metalhead308

Crustacean
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« Reply #737 on: 10-14-2008 17:02 »

A: Ahh...wouldn't you like to know...

Q:Why do I have a feeling this was used before?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #738 on: 10-15-2008 02:17 »

A: Because your'e paranoid.  wink

Q: Seriously where does she keep the keys?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #739 on: 10-15-2008 06:06 »

A: In her hair.

Q: Why her hair?
Metalhead308

Crustacean
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« Reply #740 on: 10-15-2008 23:38 »

A: Because the fake rock is soo 2nd millennium.

Q: What other places could her keys be concealed in? (That really doesn't sound right but eh..what the heck...).
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #741 on: 10-16-2008 17:17 »

A: The bottom of her boot, her wrist-lojackamator.

Q: Why doesn't she keep them in wither one of those two places?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #742 on: 10-17-2008 04:03 »

A: The Low-jackamator is in constant use with her day to day trailings of things, and the bottom of her boot is always kicking someone, so that would not due.  Anyway, she leaves the keys in the ignition of the ship anyhow. 

Q:  What kind of coffee does Fry prefer?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #743 on: 10-17-2008 04:59 »

A: Yemeni.

Q: What kind of coffee does Amy prefer?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #744 on: 10-17-2008 05:41 »

A: She doesn't like coffee.

Q: Why doesn't Amy like coffee?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #745 on: 10-17-2008 09:14 »

A: She caught a coffee hating disease.

Q: What is the proffesors favourite type of coffee?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #746 on: 10-17-2008 11:02 »

A: Black, no milk, or sugar, or coffee. And cold (ie water)

Q: What is the Professor's favourite kind of disease?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #747 on: 10-17-2008 19:21 »

A: Talking Hump Syndrome

Q: How many people in the galaxy of terror have THS?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #748 on: 10-17-2008 20:46 »

A: None, they have Scary Freakyness Syndrome.

Q: How many galaxies does 'the being of inconcievable horror' own?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #749 on: 10-17-2008 22:14 »

A: 10...

Q: What galaxies are they?
Metalhead308

Crustacean
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« Reply #750 on: 10-17-2008 23:21 »

A: That galaxy the care bears were exiled to, The Milky Way, The Cookie Galaxy (somehow at a distance from the milky way) and I'm out of galaxy ideas...

Q: Can any others be named?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #751 on: 10-18-2008 02:20 »
« Last Edit on: 10-18-2008 19:04 »

A: The galaxy of certain doom (a fine vacation spot, if you like being doomed); the galaxy of utopia (very boring, it's full of retirees); the galaxy of the wanking tree donkeys wink ; and the galaxy of the apes.

Q: What is the most inappropriately named galaxy?

Edit: Had another thought for the next thread: "Attention New New Yorkers - Stop asking so stupid!"
Metalhead308

Crustacean
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« Reply #752 on: 10-18-2008 11:14 »

A: Obviously the "exploding diarrhea galaxy" named because it was noticed during 3 simultaneous supernova's causing it to seem like the galaxy was shitting it's pants, t'was truly a disgusting sight to behold.

Q: What is the most ironically named planet?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #753 on: 10-19-2008 21:58 »

A: The planet of the living, because ironically, it is uninhabited by any life form.

Q: how would it acquire such a name?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #754 on: 10-19-2008 22:15 »

A: Because the planet is alive.

Q: Why don't any alien races conquer it?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #755 on: 10-20-2008 03:34 »

A: It has a habit of eating anybody who lands on it.

Q: What is its favorite food?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #756 on: 10-20-2008 05:37 »

A: Decapodian.

Q: Why would it want to eat a Decapodian in the first place?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #757 on: 10-20-2008 06:59 »

A: It feels that it'll do good if the planet eats them.

DQ: What good will eating Decapodians do?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #758 on: 10-20-2008 11:42 »

DA: When the Planet of the Living consumes a Decapoidian it removes the Decapoidian's soul from the universe's cycle of life. (Plus it gets to add to it's collection of pretty blue pebbles.)

Q: Where does it keep the souls it traps?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« Reply #759 on: 10-20-2008 21:17 »

A: In its core.

Q: What is the planets core made from?
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