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Attention New New Yorkers - stop asking so stupid!   -2 (66.7%)
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Total Voters: 3

winna

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« Reply #640 on: 09-09-2008 10:05 »

Yes, that is the question.
no.9 man

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« Reply #641 on: 09-10-2008 18:13 »

Lets get back to the thread.

Q: What if Leela was in love with Bender?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #642 on: 09-10-2008 19:45 »

How dare you dare yourself.

A: (Strangely enough, before I found out about Futurama returning, I thought of an episode where this happens.) They would go out to dinner, nothing serious sinse Bender's a robot, Fry would be jealous and try winning her over, Zapp would make a cameo, and Leela hugs Bender at the end of their relationship and Leela goes out to a meat shop with Nibbler.

Q: Is that idea either:
1. Good
2. Bad
3. Bad, but Zapp's cameo the good part of it?
winna

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« Reply #643 on: 09-10-2008 19:47 »

A: You don't allow for enough possibilities with your question; it's a decent idea.

Q: Since Bender is a robot, what will be the legal percussions toward him after he rapes Leela?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #644 on: 09-10-2008 19:56 »

STOP WITH THE DAMN RAPISM! Even Hedonism Bot doesn't talk about rape as much as you do!

A: First, Bender learns alot from his relationship with Leela that sex isn't everything and that it wasn't all a love relationship.

BQ: What way(s) will Fry try to Win Leela? AND NO RAPE!
winna

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« Reply #645 on: 09-11-2008 08:40 »

A: By not raping her.  Also, maybe something with a diamond scrunchy.

Q: What are the legal repercussions for raping murdering a robot in the Futurama universe?
espon

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« Reply #646 on: 09-11-2008 09:48 »

A: You'd have to pay the 30 bucks to replace him

Q: How did supposedly inanimate objects like robots gain the right to vote?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #647 on: 09-11-2008 11:12 »
« Last Edit on: 09-11-2008 11:15 »

A: The same time they had a voice...box

CQ: When did they get the voice box and why?

And for God sake, NO RAPE FOR THE REASON WHY!
Cinimod

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« Reply #648 on: 09-11-2008 18:22 »

A: Mom gave them the voice box so that they could demand that she was overlord of earth (See 0214)

Q: If Fry was a robot who would he go out with? Angeline perhaps
tyraniak

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« Reply #649 on: 09-11-2008 19:59 »

A: The Stripper with the big exhaust fan

Q: If Bender was human, who would he date?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #650 on: 09-11-2008 21:08 »

A: Everyone

Q: Where would Bender take his human dates?
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« Reply #651 on: 09-12-2008 04:40 »

A: Denny's

Q: Why Denny's?
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« Reply #652 on: 09-12-2008 04:47 »

A: Because he's banned at Perkins, Red Lobster, Olive garden, Applebees, Bennigan's, McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Arby's, Taco Bell, Piza Hut, Dominos, and TGI Fridays

Q: What did he do to get banned from several restaurant chains
winna

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« Reply #653 on: 09-12-2008 07:47 »

A: For raping the staff members.

Q: How many robots does it take to build a ladder to heaven?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #654 on: 09-12-2008 20:08 »

A:  thousands and thousands!


Q:  How long would it take for Nibbler to say his real name?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #655 on: 09-13-2008 04:55 »

A: 2 Nibblonian hours.

Q: How long is a Nibblonian hour?
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« Reply #656 on: 09-13-2008 05:48 »

A: 64,000 years.

Q: Why are their names so long?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #657 on: 09-13-2008 18:18 »

A: Because they don't want any other species learning how to speak their ancient language.

Q: Why don't they want any species to learn their language?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #658 on: 09-13-2008 19:11 »

A: They enjoy making people suspicious about the contents of their bags when they are on trains.

Q: Is there any reason to be suspicious of the contents of a Nibblonian's bag?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #659 on: 09-13-2008 20:03 »

A: There are many, but people never think on them.

Q: What are some of the reasons to be suspicious?
winna

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« Reply #660 on: 09-13-2008 20:57 »

A: Most of the items in the bag look suspiciously like tools for carrying demented sexual acts.

Q: What's a Nibblonian's favorite disturbing sexual accessory?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #661 on: 09-13-2008 21:35 »

A: The snuggle dildo

Q: How does a snuggle dildo work?
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« Reply #662 on: 09-14-2008 04:04 »

A: Nobody has seen one and lived to tell about it.

Q: What happened to them all?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #663 on: 09-19-2008 00:03 »

A: Anyone who owned one was executed during the years of sex toy prohibition. The toys were also destroyed.

Q: What prompted the prohibition of sex toys?
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« Reply #664 on: 09-19-2008 00:09 »

A: The Hedonian Wars.

Q: Was Hedonismbot involved in this?
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« Reply #665 on: 09-19-2008 00:29 »

A: Hedonismbot was assembled to lead the army of the hedonists....

Q: Were the wars bloody and violent, or merely sexual in nature?
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« Reply #666 on: 09-19-2008 05:14 »

A: They were sexually violent

Q: Who won these sex wars?
suss6052

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« Reply #667 on: 09-19-2008 05:21 »

A: No one can really tell, when they all came too the morning after the battle everyone was soaked in a mixture of blood and other bodily fluids.... Some suspect that their minds were wiped by the nibblonians (eternians)

Q: Why would such a gloriously sexual and violent war be wiped from conscious thought?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #668 on: 09-20-2008 00:33 »

A:  So nobody would remember.......the horror!   


Q:  Is Fry a figurehead compared to Bender? 
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #669 on: 09-22-2008 19:05 »

A: Bender's brain was created by the great minds of 2997. However, human liquor has ruined part of his brain but he's still smarter than Fry.

Q: How did Fry make his own brain?
no.9 man

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« Reply #670 on: 09-24-2008 21:21 »

A. He grew it using Slug mucus.

Q. Which slug would the mucus come from?

Frisco17

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« Reply #671 on: 09-25-2008 04:41 »

A: Neptunian Slug.

Q: Green or purple?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #672 on: 09-25-2008 23:22 »

A: Purple. That's how it causes the diarrhea.

Q: Where in Neptune can you find the original slugs and when were they found?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #673 on: 09-26-2008 19:47 »

A:  On Enutpen!  The captial of Neptune!


Q:  If the PE Crew raced go-karts, who would lose? 
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« Reply #674 on: 09-26-2008 19:59 »

A: EVERYONE would come in last except Scruffy. (assuming Scruffy counts as part of the crew)

Q: How did Scruffy win?
suss6052

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« Reply #675 on: 09-26-2008 20:09 »

A: He detuned their karts between bouts of pretending to work and reading his magazines, you know the ones I mean....

Q: Why would Scruffy cheat at go-karting?
Frisco17

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« Reply #676 on: 09-27-2008 03:02 »

A: It's his secret passion.

Q: Why does he love it so much?
Your Standard BendingUnit

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« Reply #677 on: 09-27-2008 09:49 »

A: He's secretly a robot and has a deep, fiery, sexual desires for go-karts.

Q: What else does Scruffy have deep, fiery, sexual desires for?
Smarty

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« Reply #678 on: 09-27-2008 18:04 »

A: The Professor's inventions--That is why he is still there and owns soo many shares...

Q: How did the Professor meet Scruffy and hire him?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #679 on: 09-27-2008 18:27 »

A: Scruffy just turned up one day and started doing not doing random tasks and Farnsworth never remembered to get rid of him.

Q: What is the name of the doomsday device that "kills everything, everywhere"? (Please don't say lava lamp)
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