"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[Reply #600 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Who is an example of this?

[Reply #601 on:]

A: Squirrels McRaccoon.

A: What are his extra personalities like.

SoS huh? I'm really confused right now. Are you talking about predictive phone things still? That was so yesterday. You shiv head.

[Reply #602 on:]

A: It varies from day to day,sometimes rockin, sometimes rollin

Q:  How many is too many?

[Reply #603 on:]

A: Not enough

Q: What was Scruffy's childhood like?

[Reply #604 on:]

A:  Laid back and typical.


Q:  If Walt, Larry, and Inger were on a train, who from PE would they capture?

[Reply #605 on:]

A. Fry or Amy.

Q. What would they do with them?

Edit: I fixed set up

[Reply #606 on:]

A: Randsom Amy back to her parents AND Fry to whoever.

Q: Who would get Fry back?

[Reply #607 on:]

A: Sal

Q: Why would Sal want to pay Fry's ransom?

[Reply #608 on:]

A: He wouldn't he'd want something in return or he'd blackmail Fry.

Q: Who would release Sal from jail

[Reply #609 on:]

A: Mom would release Sal so he could help her with her evil plan.

Q: What would Mom's evil plan be?

[Reply #610 on:]

A: Take over the universe by making Earth a huge spaceship.

Q: Seeing I've taken her plan from the game, what is her next plan?

[Reply #611 on:]

A: Taking over the universe by turning Mars into a giant spaceship.

Q: Is turning planets into spaceships an inherently good way to take over the universe? Or does Mom just lack originality?

[Reply #612 on:]

A: No it's a good idea, but it's starting to get old seeing the first time that idea was used in 2379.

Q: What planet was the first to be turned into a giant spaceship in 2379?

[Reply #613 on:]

A: Ceti Alpha 5

Q: Who turned Ceti Alpha 5 into a giant spaceship?

[Reply #614 on:]

A: The Alphians.

Q: What if Fry raped Leela?

[Reply #615 on:]

A; Fry would spontaneously(sp?) combust.

Q: Why would Fry rape Leela?

SoS I'm gonna kill you... your answer made me have coke come out my nose

[Reply #616 on:]

Q: Because he was being controlled by winna who seems to be focused on it.

A: How long would he last before she killed him?

[Reply #617 on:]

A: 4 minutes.

Q: How would she kill him?

[Reply #618 on:]

A: Via snu-snu.

Q: What if the Professor tried to cop-a-feel on Hermes?

[Reply #619 on:]

A: Hermes would make The Professor file a requisition for homosexual harassment.

Q: Why would the Prof want to cop-a-feel?

[Reply #620 on:]

A: One of his inventions made him do it.

Q: What invention was it?

[Reply #621 on:]

A: The Ass grabbing machine.

Q: How good do you think the sex was that Nudar had with himself in BBS?

[Reply #622 on:]

A: Fairly good.

Q: How many times did they have sex?

Why are you so stuck on sex winna?

[Reply #623 on:]

A: Aleph-Null times.

Q: Why is it Nudar's paradox self love Nudar when Fry and Bender's paradox selves hate each other?

[Reply #624 on:]

A: Becauses he's comfortable with who he is.

Q: Why does Bender love is parallel self and not his paradox selves?

[Reply #625 on:]

A: A paradox self causes more trouble than a parallel self no matter what the normal and parallel selves are really like.

Q: What was Universe 1's Planet Express team doing whilst Bender's Big Score was going on in this universe?

[Reply #626 on:]

A:  Watching tv and drinking beer, what else?

Q:  Seriously, what else?

[Reply #627 on:]

A: Nothing. Nudar flipped a coin to determing whether to enact his master plan or not and it was tails so he didn't do it.

Q: Why does everything good always happen to Universe 1?

[Reply #628 on:]

A: God flipped a coin to determine which Universe all the good things would happen to.  It landed on heads.

Q: If you could get away with it, which Futurama character would you rape and why?

[Reply #629 on:]

A: Katrina, cause I bet she's really tight (crudity sensor overload!)

Q: Will winna ever get bored of rape-related questions?

[Reply #630 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Who is Katrina?

[Reply #631 on:]

A: The little fairy in Anthology of Interest (1or2?)

Q: Doesn't raping a fairy sound really hot? (Jeez, you've got me doing it now)

[Reply #632 on:]

A: Not really.... it'd be kinda hard.

Q: Who would Katrina rape? (Now you guys plus my friend have gotten me on the rape questions, thanks guys. I love you)

AOI:2 SoS fail on your part

[Reply #633 on:]

A: Why tinkerbell of course...

Q: would Katrina really desire to play a part in your filthy, filthy chat room discussion?
Besides AOI:1 was really a what if simulation anyhow, other than the very end where it is revealed that the professor had been wondering what would have happened had he invented the finglonger.

[Reply #634 on:]

I believe the professor has a finglonger in a later episode... suggesting that the events of asking a what if machine questions that occurred in AoI:1 actually did occur.... this is of course assuming that the what if machine is actually accurate.

[Reply #635 on:]

I believe the professor has a finglonger in a later episode... suggesting that the events of asking a what if machine questions that occurred in AoI:1 actually did occur.... this is of course assuming that the what if machine is actually accurate.

Yes he does appear to have one in a later episode, however that doesn't mean he invented it, but that some one had invented it. "Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that allows you to operate equipment from great distances. I call it "the fing-longer". [He is wearing a glove with a long index finger.] Observe. [He pulls out a rest and aims the fing-longer at a button on a piece of equipment.] And, here we go. [He misses the button a few times but eventually succeeds. The equipment, a sort of TV screen, turns on.] There!

Fry: Ooh!

Amy: Wow!

Zoidberg: Ah!

Farnsworth: Pretty long, eh?

Fry: Yeah, it's really long. But what did you just turn on with it?

Farnsworth: Oh, that's just the What-If machine I invented. You pose it a What-If question and it generates a video simulation of what would happen.

Fry: Does it really work?

Farnsworth: Of course it works! [He bashes Fry on the nose with the fing-longer.] It's just not very long.
The What-If scenario ends. Farnsworth has been watching the whole thing on the What-If machine.]

Farnsworth: So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing-longer. [He sighs.] A man can dream though. A man can dream.

[Closing Credits.] " borrowed directly from the episode transcript to show that the professor didn't actually invent anything in the episode, but to get this show back on the road shouldn't some one answer a question and post another one?

[Reply #636 on:]

I suppose that is the purpose of this thread... along with like 3 other threads.  But furthermore on this train of thought.... it's vague as to whether or not the fing-longer  had already been invented or if it was an invention Farnsworth had thought about and not yet invented.

[Reply #637 on:]

That is possible, yet he usually was ranting/ dreaming of mutant atomic, supermen, his doomsday devices, sending delivery crews to their deaths, death clocks, etc, it seems a little beneath his intellect, but he is a mad scientist, so anything is technically possible.

[Reply #638 on:]

He clearly showed the desire to invent such a thing... the question is whether somebody else did in fact think to invent it before he did or not.

[Reply #639 on:]

"Jackson: [on TV] Now I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man but, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!" but therein lies the question, did the professor create this invention, or merely find out about it and wished it had been his idea.