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Total Voters: 3

dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #560 on: 08-27-2008 19:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2008 19:02 »

A: "Uhh... What?"

Q: Where's the head of James Brown? (RIP)

(Top Of The Thing Thingy!)
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #561 on: 08-27-2008 19:07 »

A: At the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

Q: How did it get there?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #562 on: 08-27-2008 21:24 »

A: It was dumped there when all sex machines were banned.

Q: When and why were sex machines banned?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #563 on: 08-27-2008 23:26 »

A: In 2364, It was rumored, or perhaps considered, that they were more rape machines because they did it so much, they did it with many races and it damn well hurt.

Q: Would you say there more rape machines rather than sex machines?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #564 on: 08-27-2008 23:36 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2008 23:40 »

A: Not sure. But the best way to tell between sex machines and rape machines is whether or not they stay on the scene.

Q: Will you forgive me if I giggle at how witty I've just been?  laff

Q2: Are sex machines legal these days (ie in the future)?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #565 on: 08-28-2008 01:45 »

Q: Both yes.

A: Who makes them?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #566 on: 08-28-2008 03:03 »

A: Mom's Friendly Porno, a subsidiary of Mom's Friendly Robot Company

Q: Who over-sees operations of this division?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #567 on: 08-28-2008 06:44 »

A: Johnny 5

Q: How did Johnny get the job?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #568 on: 08-28-2008 21:06 »

A: He's the fifth clone of Johnny Bravo.

Q: How does that make him qualified?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #569 on: 08-28-2008 21:57 »

A: His momma said he was....or maybe it was the hair?

Q: Who is Johnny 5 married to?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #570 on: 08-28-2008 22:47 »

A: Suzy 9.

Q: Does Suzy 9 like Johnny 5?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #571 on: 08-29-2008 05:36 »

A: kind of, she really married him just to get her green card

Q: How big of a problem is robot immigration in the future?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #572 on: 08-29-2008 05:39 »
« Last Edit on: 08-29-2008 05:41 »

A: Not really all that big.

Q: Why isn't it a huge problem?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #573 on: 08-29-2008 14:23 »

A: Not many robots are immigrants.

Q: Of they few that are, what planet do they most come from?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #574 on: 08-29-2008 22:28 »
« Last Edit on: 08-30-2008 14:55 »

A: Nasohue Psi

Q: what kinds of life exist on  Nasohue Psi?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #575 on: 08-30-2008 02:03 »

Always ready to pounce on a typo.
A: Live music, live comedy and live bait. 

Q: Which  is the  most popular?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #576 on: 08-30-2008 03:51 »

A: Live Music.

Q: Who is their favorite artist?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #577 on: 08-30-2008 06:27 »

A: The robot formerly known a Dukebot 557.

Q: Why is he so popular?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #578 on: 08-30-2008 06:36 »

A: They liked his music, but hated the name Dukebot 557

Q: why did they hate that name?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #579 on: 08-30-2008 14:28 »

A: They like the name DukingtonBot 557 better.

Q: What is their favorite song of Dukebot 557?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #580 on: 08-31-2008 05:14 »

A: "American Hard Drive"

Q: Does anybody understand it?
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #581 on: 08-31-2008 05:57 »

A: No, because it is a mix of French, Latin, and Binary.

Q: What is Dukebot557's most famous alias?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #582 on: 09-01-2008 01:52 »

A: Joey the Lemur big grin

Q: What would be better, the strawberry flavor of quark, or the banana flavor?..
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #583 on: 09-01-2008 02:01 »

A: A strawberry banana kiwi proton-smoothie.

Q: What would it actually taste like?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #584 on: 09-01-2008 02:07 »

A: Like a mixture of strangelets and charmlets...  mmmm

Q: Who discovered some of the many planets in the future?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #585 on: 09-01-2008 02:15 »

A: Some Norwegian guy, but everyone says it was Christopher Cumulonimbus.

Q: How many holidays does he have?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #586 on: 09-01-2008 02:23 »

A: Just one - Forklift Day
Well you don't make these easy

Q: What would happen if Zapp actually went to a stewardess homeworld?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #587 on: 09-01-2008 02:26 »

A: Lots and lots of Fofonov.

Q: Who doesn't love inside jokes?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #588 on: 09-01-2008 02:29 »
« Last Edit on: 09-01-2008 03:04 »

A: Obviously not us   

Q: Did Hermes ever get to flush the.. things he meant to?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #589 on: 09-01-2008 02:32 »

A: Incoherant stoner babble.

Q: Who is your favorite character of all time? (it can be Bender)
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #590 on: 09-01-2008 02:43 »

A: Not Bender.

Q: Why not Bender? Am I insane?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #591 on: 09-01-2008 03:35 »

A: Yes but it has nothing to do with Bender.

Q: Why is he insane?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #592 on: 09-01-2008 17:13 »

A: Because he is secretly a hamster that controls the body of a shark, that is in a human.

Q: Why does the hamster not just control the human?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #593 on: 09-02-2008 05:29 »

A: Only sharks are capable of controling the human.

Q: Who else isn't who they seem?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #594 on: 09-02-2008 18:27 »

A:  Scruffy.  Always wondered what's up with him.


Q:  If Fry opened a joke store kiosk, would Bender be against it? 
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #595 on: 09-02-2008 19:17 »

A: Not if it made money.

Q: Assuming the kiosk makes money, would Bender work there?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #596 on: 09-02-2008 21:13 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2008 02:32 »

A. No if has better things to do.

Q. What are these better things?

Edit: I fixed the set up of the post
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #597 on: 09-03-2008 00:38 »

A: Gluing hats and phony beards on rabbits and squirrels

Q: Why does Bender do this?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #598 on: 09-03-2008 02:34 »

A: Because he feels that they need more personality.

Q; Do they need more personality?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #599 on: 09-03-2008 03:29 »

A: Not really, but you can never have enough extra personality.

Q: Despite my previous assurance, is it possible to have more than enough extra personality?

I assume keeping the if/he mistake is a nod to the original phone post error wink
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