"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[Reply #560 on:]

A: "Uhh... What?"

Q: Where's the head of James Brown? (RIP)

(Top Of The Thing Thingy!)

[Reply #561 on:]

A: At the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

Q: How did it get there?

[Reply #562 on:]

A: It was dumped there when all sex machines were banned.

Q: When and why were sex machines banned?

[Reply #563 on:]

A: In 2364, It was rumored, or perhaps considered, that they were more rape machines because they did it so much, they did it with many races and it damn well hurt.

Q: Would you say there more rape machines rather than sex machines?

[Reply #564 on:]

A: Not sure. But the best way to tell between sex machines and rape machines is whether or not they stay on the scene.

Q: Will you forgive me if I giggle at how witty I've just been? 

Q2: Are sex machines legal these days (ie in the future)?

[Reply #565 on:]

Q: Both yes.

A: Who makes them?

[Reply #566 on:]

A: Mom's Friendly Porno, a subsidiary of Mom's Friendly Robot Company

Q: Who over-sees operations of this division?

[Reply #567 on:]

A: Johnny 5

Q: How did Johnny get the job?

[Reply #568 on:]

A: He's the fifth clone of Johnny Bravo.

Q: How does that make him qualified?

[Reply #569 on:]

A: His momma said he was....or maybe it was the hair?

Q: Who is Johnny 5 married to?

[Reply #570 on:]

A: Suzy 9.

Q: Does Suzy 9 like Johnny 5?

[Reply #571 on:]

A: kind of, she really married him just to get her green card

Q: How big of a problem is robot immigration in the future?

[Reply #572 on:]

A: Not really all that big.

Q: Why isn't it a huge problem?

[Reply #573 on:]

A: Not many robots are immigrants.

Q: Of they few that are, what planet do they most come from?

[Reply #574 on:]

A: Nasohue Psi

Q: what kinds of life exist on  Nasohue Psi?

[Reply #575 on:]

Always ready to pounce on a typo.
A: Live music, live comedy and live bait. 

Q: Which  is the  most popular?

[Reply #576 on:]

A: Live Music.

Q: Who is their favorite artist?

[Reply #577 on:]

A: The robot formerly known a Dukebot 557.

Q: Why is he so popular?

[Reply #578 on:]

A: They liked his music, but hated the name Dukebot 557

Q: why did they hate that name?

[Reply #579 on:]

A: They like the name DukingtonBot 557 better.

Q: What is their favorite song of Dukebot 557?

[Reply #580 on:]

A: "American Hard Drive"

Q: Does anybody understand it?

[Reply #581 on:]

A: No, because it is a mix of French, Latin, and Binary.

Q: What is Dukebot557's most famous alias?

[Reply #582 on:]

A: Joey the Lemur

Q: What would be better, the strawberry flavor of quark, or the banana flavor?..

[Reply #583 on:]

A: A strawberry banana kiwi proton-smoothie.

Q: What would it actually taste like?

[Reply #584 on:]

A: Like a mixture of strangelets and charmlets...  mmmm

Q: Who discovered some of the many planets in the future?

[Reply #585 on:]

A: Some Norwegian guy, but everyone says it was Christopher Cumulonimbus.

Q: How many holidays does he have?

[Reply #586 on:]

A: Just one - Forklift Day
Well you don't make these easy

Q: What would happen if Zapp actually went to a stewardess homeworld?

[Reply #587 on:]

A: Lots and lots of Fofonov.

Q: Who doesn't love inside jokes?

[Reply #588 on:]

A: Obviously not us   

Q: Did Hermes ever get to flush the.. things he meant to?

[Reply #589 on:]

A: Incoherant stoner babble.

Q: Who is your favorite character of all time? (it can be Bender)

[Reply #590 on:]

A: Not Bender.

Q: Why not Bender? Am I insane?

[Reply #591 on:]

A: Yes but it has nothing to do with Bender.

Q: Why is he insane?

[Reply #592 on:]

A: Because he is secretly a hamster that controls the body of a shark, that is in a human.

Q: Why does the hamster not just control the human?

[Reply #593 on:]

A: Only sharks are capable of controling the human.

Q: Who else isn't who they seem?

[Reply #594 on:]

A:  Scruffy.  Always wondered what's up with him.


Q:  If Fry opened a joke store kiosk, would Bender be against it? 

[Reply #595 on:]

A: Not if it made money.

Q: Assuming the kiosk makes money, would Bender work there?

[Reply #596 on:]

A. No if has better things to do.

Q. What are these better things?

Edit: I fixed the set up of the post

[Reply #597 on:]

A: Gluing hats and phony beards on rabbits and squirrels

Q: Why does Bender do this?

[Reply #598 on:]

A: Because he feels that they need more personality.

Q; Do they need more personality?

[Reply #599 on:]

A: Not really, but you can never have enough extra personality.

Q: Despite my previous assurance, is it possible to have more than enough extra personality?

I assume keeping the if/he mistake is a nod to the original phone post error