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PEE Poll: New thread name.
Nerdlinger Q&A   -1 (33.3%)
Attention New New Yorkers - stop asking so stupid!   -2 (66.7%)
Other   -0 (0%)
Total Voters: 3

Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #440 on: 07-22-2008 23:08 »

A: They think that they are related Phoenixes.

Q: Why would they think such a preposterous thing?
Frisco17

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« Reply #441 on: 07-23-2008 00:15 »

A: Becuase they explode in a giant ball of fire.

Q: Do they rise from their own ashes though?
Decapodian

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« Reply #442 on: 07-23-2008 06:07 »

A: No. They think they do but they don't.

Q: Why do they think they do?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #443 on: 07-23-2008 13:39 »
« Last Edit on: 07-23-2008 13:39 »

A: They are just delusional.

Q: Are there any other delusional creatures out there?

And I just reread this from page 2:

   
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Originally posted by seattlejohn01 and Bendersfan1221:

seattlejohn01
Q: Besides being a Grand Midwife, does she have any other jobs?

Bendersfan1221
A: Yes she does the FonFonRu ceremony and of course the Amphibios death ceremony.

Q: What does the Amphibios death ceremony consist of?

seattlejohn01
A: A dead "green squishy monster" is laid in the pond of their ancestral birth, and the alligators eat him immediately.

This was posted 05-20-2008

I think SJ01 and BF1221 can see bits of the future.   eek
Frisco17

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« Reply #444 on: 07-23-2008 22:08 »

That's nothing you ever see that comic the Archonix made before BBS came out?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #445 on: 07-25-2008 01:51 »

I'm a frayed knot. And consequently your previous post is crying out for a link, Frisco.  smile
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #446 on: 07-25-2008 03:15 »

A: Yes there are many, including the SquirrelCow and the Fishcat.

Q: What the hell are they?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #447 on: 07-25-2008 13:49 »
« Last Edit on: 07-25-2008 13:49 »

A: Nobody knows... for no one has ever seen them.

Q: How do people know they exist if they have never seen them?

Posted 11-19 in Archs art thread. Here ya go SoS.

And yes I can see the future.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #448 on: 07-25-2008 14:42 »

A: Farnsworth has sniffed them.

Q: What do SquirrelCows smell of?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #449 on: 07-25-2008 16:18 »

A: They smell surprisingly similar to buggalo

Q: What is the SquirrelCow's only natural enemy?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #450 on: 07-25-2008 16:38 »

A: The Rabid Weasel Cranes.

Q: What do Rabid Weasel Cranes look like?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #451 on: 07-25-2008 16:57 »

A: Exactly as you would imagine.

Q: Where do the Fishcats live?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #452 on: 07-25-2008 16:59 »

A: Where DON'T they live, theyre everywhere!

Q: Seriously, where don't they live
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #453 on: 07-25-2008 17:37 »
« Last Edit on: 07-25-2008 17:37 »

A: Felinis Aqualis V

Q: Why don't they live there? It sounds perfect for them.

Edit: I felt it needed a 'V'
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #454 on: 07-25-2008 18:09 »

A: Because the name is deciving there is no felines.

Q: How did Felinis Aqualis V get it's name if ther are no felines?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #455 on: 07-25-2008 18:40 »
« Last Edit on: 07-25-2008 18:40 »

A: The Rabid Weasel Cranes killed all the Fishcats, but kept the name of the planet as it was.

Q: Did the RWCs kill all the other aquatic creatures and not just the Fishcats?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #456 on: 07-25-2008 19:30 »

A: Nope only the Fishcats.

Q: Why only the Fishcats?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #457 on: 07-25-2008 20:58 »

A: They owed the cranes a lot of money and they were sick of waiting

Q: when did the cranes get into the loan sharking business, and who else owes them money?
Frisco17

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« Reply #458 on: 07-25-2008 21:37 »

A: IN 2620 and the moochers.

Q: Why do they owe them money?

 
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Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
I'm a frayed knot. And consequently your previous post is crying out for a link, Frisco.   smile

Ask and you shall recieve.
 http://www.simpworks.com/temp/comics/apologia.jpg
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #459 on: 07-25-2008 22:42 »

A: Because they borrowed some money to pay off some debts.

Q: What kind of debts did they have?

Frisco I already linked him to it and he doesn't see how that was amazing.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #460 on: 07-26-2008 09:39 »

A: They owe the Mafia planet 8,000 pizzas.

Q: When do they owe these pizza's by?
Frisco17

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« Reply #461 on: 07-26-2008 21:56 »

A: They were due six months ago.

Q: What will the mafia do about it?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #462 on: 07-28-2008 14:56 »

A: Order from someone else. It's not like they paid by card or anything.

Q: Why did the mafia wait six months for pizza? That seems a little long.
Frisco17

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« Reply #463 on: 07-28-2008 21:53 »

A: It was the robot mafia and there's only three of them so they were busy.

Q: Why don't they get more members?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #464 on: 07-29-2008 16:02 »
« Last Edit on: 07-30-2008 00:00 »

A: They try, but just like Bender, the new members always go back to the regular kind of crime.

Q: Who else have the Robot Mafia taken on only to have them leave?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #465 on: 07-29-2008 19:57 »

A: Roberto, but his stabbing got in the way of Clamps clamping.

Q: Why is it so hard to find good organized criminals these days?
Frisco17

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« Reply #466 on: 07-29-2008 22:30 »

A: Becuase they all work for a bigger crime syndicate?

Q: Which one?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #467 on: 07-30-2008 00:46 »

A: The boy scouts

Q: how and when did the boy scouts become a crime syndicate?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #468 on: 07-30-2008 10:54 »

A: They started by pushing the rival Girl scouts out of the cookie market in 2108. The two groups merged in 2010 to create a super-syndicate (as referred to earlier).
Q: What is the name of said syndicate?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #469 on: 07-30-2008 14:23 »

A: Its called the Kollective Kid Kollaberation.  Its the new KKK. 

Q: What is the major raquet that they concentrate in?  bikes? Dolls? Counterfit Cookie Money?  you tell me
Frisco17

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« Reply #470 on: 07-30-2008 22:46 »

A: Counterfeight Soap-box cars?

Q: How can you fake those?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #471 on: 07-31-2008 11:14 »

A: With very tiny atoms..

Q: Have you priced those lately? (How much are they?)
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #472 on: 07-31-2008 13:53 »

A:  They're very cheap in Jupiter!


Q:  What if Dylan (Brian's son from FG) came to Planet Express? 
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #473 on: 07-31-2008 14:44 »

A: Zoidberg would eat him (and then I would cheer)

Q: Why are very tiny atoms cheap on Jupiter?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #474 on: 07-31-2008 19:22 »

A: Because everyone's stupider in Jupiter

Q: what planet do tiny atoms cost the most?
Frisco17

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« Reply #475 on: 07-31-2008 22:08 »

A: Sicily 8.

Q: Why are they so expensive there?
The Mullet

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« Reply #476 on: 08-01-2008 13:46 »

A: Because of all the damn beauracracy and red tape.  I voted NO on prop 469i, Higher Tiny Atoms Terriffs

Q: How many votes did prop 469i pass by?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #477 on: 08-01-2008 18:29 »

A: 469. Aye  wink

Q: What was the turn out?
Frisco17

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« Reply #478 on: 08-01-2008 21:45 »

A: 470 people.

Q: How many people didn't vote?
tyraniak

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« Reply #479 on: 08-02-2008 00:32 »

A: 678,473,973

Q: How come such a large number didn't vote?
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