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PEE Poll: New thread name.
Nerdlinger Q&A   -1 (33.3%)
Attention New New Yorkers - stop asking so stupid!   -2 (66.7%)
Other   -0 (0%)
Total Voters: 3

Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #360 on: 07-18-2008 18:21 »

A: Duh! Because they need a job!  roll eyes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the world?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #361 on: 07-18-2008 18:23 »

A: To get to the other hemisphere.

Q: What did that chicken do once it got to the other side of the world?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #362 on: 07-18-2008 18:25 »
« Last Edit on: 07-18-2008 18:25 »

A: It looked back and saw that the grass was greener.

Q: Did the chicken decide to go back home?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #363 on: 07-18-2008 18:30 »

A: The grass was just too green.

Q: Why did the elephant cross the world?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #364 on: 07-18-2008 18:38 »

A: To be sure that he remembered the way.

Q: Did he get lost?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #365 on: 07-18-2008 18:42 »

A: Yes, in the Lake of Water Nymphos.

Q: Who was the first nympho to greet the elephant?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #366 on: 07-18-2008 18:51 »

A: Tinker Bell-end (sorry but you brought the sex into this)

Q: Did the Nymphos and the elephant get along?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #367 on: 07-18-2008 21:49 »

A: No they disagreed on....several things.

Q: What couldn't they agree on?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #368 on: 07-19-2008 11:30 »
« Last Edit on: 07-19-2008 11:30 »

A: What is the best episode of the Simpsons

Q: Why did the elephant decide to finally go home?

(I wasn't trying to bring sex into this. I was just thinking of the Bender's Game joke.)
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #369 on: 07-19-2008 12:22 »

A: It was laundry day.

Q: What laundry do traveling elephants need to do?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #370 on: 07-19-2008 12:44 »

A: They need to wash their sweatshirts and t-shirts.

Q: Where do traveling elephants go to do laundry?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #371 on: 07-19-2008 17:11 »

A: A parallel universe where there actually are elephant laundries.

Q: What other weird things are in this universe?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #372 on: 07-19-2008 17:35 »

A: Hovering Hamsters, flying hot dogs and Zoidberg.

Q: How did Hovering Hamsters come to be?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #373 on: 07-19-2008 17:46 »

A: Similar to the cat/buttered toast paradox

Q: What in the heck is a flying hotdog?  confused
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #374 on: 07-19-2008 18:44 »

A: A hotdog that flies. Spleesh!

Hovering hamsters!  laff

Q: What happens when you cant think of a question?   
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #375 on: 07-19-2008 18:50 »

A: You post:

 
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Q: What happens when you cant think of a question?

Q: A/S/L?!?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #376 on: 07-19-2008 19:51 »

A/Q: What the hell?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #377 on: 07-19-2008 19:54 »

A: I don't understand either.

Q: What if Fry and Seymour switched places for a day?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #378 on: 07-19-2008 20:13 »

A: There would be hell to pay.

Q: Why would there be hell to pay?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #379 on: 07-19-2008 20:28 »

A: Because Fry and Seymour switched places for a day

Q: Did none of you ever go into an early-internet chatroom? Do you not know that A/S/L means age/sex/location?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #380 on: 07-19-2008 20:38 »
« Last Edit on: 07-19-2008 20:38 »

A: No we didn't obviously.

Q: Why do you want to know?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #381 on: 07-19-2008 22:29 »

A: Because he is the beast...or at least he would be if the PEELocolypse hadn't already happened and if the beast wasn't already known to be 02-04-2008.

Q: What is he really? (And don't say a bear!!!)
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #382 on: 07-20-2008 08:33 »

A: Either a newb or a dupe. Maybe someone should start a poll to find out what popular opinion is.

Q: How big is Yivo's stamp collection?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #383 on: 07-20-2008 09:05 »

A: It holds 8,348,987,241 stamps.

Q: Where does he put all of these stamps?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #384 on: 07-20-2008 09:19 »

A: In his 8,348,987,241 capacity stamp holder, which is now full.

Q: What will Yivo do if more stamps become available?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #385 on: 07-20-2008 09:22 »

A: Get another stamp holder and that holds 8,348,987,242 stamps.

Q: What other things does Yivo like to do in his spare time?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #386 on: 07-20-2008 09:25 »

A: Make up random questions and answer them.

Q: Would Yivo ever join PEEL just to play this game?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #387 on: 07-20-2008 09:27 »

A: Yes, he would.

Q: Are there any other websites Yivo would go on?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #388 on: 07-20-2008 09:37 »

A: In shclis universe shclee is on Yibo.com, but shclee's the only one on it (obviously)

Q: Why does Yivo's universe have social networking sites?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #389 on: 07-20-2008 09:42 »

A: Because Yivo feels lonely most of the time.

Q: What TV shows do Yivo watch?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #390 on: 07-20-2008 10:15 »

I think you mean "does Yivo watch"  smile

A: Yo Gabba Gabba and The OC

Q: Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #391 on: 07-20-2008 10:34 »

A: Who are you talking to? No Romeos here. Just the odd Beta Romeo.

Q: What is Yivo's job?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #392 on: 07-20-2008 10:38 »

A: Burger Flipper at the Intergalactic McDonalds.

Q: What is Yivo's dream job?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #393 on: 07-20-2008 11:16 »

A: Burger Flipper at the Intergalactic Burger King.

Q: Why does Yivo want to work for Burger King?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #394 on: 07-20-2008 11:46 »

A: Better retirement benefits.

Q: Where would Yivo like to retire?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #395 on: 07-20-2008 14:44 »

A: The BK Lounge -tm-.

Q: What is the BK Lounge?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #396 on: 07-20-2008 14:51 »

A: The Bing Kong Lounge. Which is where an elite club go to listen to Bing Crosby and King Kong perform their greatest hits.

Q: What is the name of that elite club?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #397 on: 07-20-2008 14:54 »

A: A.S.S

Q: What does A.S.S stand for?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #398 on: 07-20-2008 15:10 »

A: The Angry Society of Scientists

Q: Why are they so angry?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #399 on: 07-20-2008 15:13 »

A: Because they don't know who in the flip Yivo is  mad

Q: Who in the flip is Yivo?  mad
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