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Total Voters: 3

Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #280 on: 06-18-2008 16:30 »

A: The Nudists of Pornulon 8.

Q: Are there planets that hate Pornulon 8?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #281 on: 06-18-2008 16:40 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2008 16:40 »

A: Loads. But screw them, they're boring planets like The Latter Millennium Saints homeworld and Armishonia.

Q: Who visits Pornulon 8 the most? (Nobody say Zapp, please. Surely we all  know he goes there already)
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #282 on: 06-18-2008 16:47 »

A: Bender occasionally and on a rare occasion, Hermes!

Q: Why would Hermes go to Pornulon 8?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #283 on: 06-18-2008 17:07 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2008 17:07 »

A: Maybe he might get misfiled and accidentally sent there.

Q: Why might Leela go to Pornulon 8?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #284 on: 06-18-2008 23:11 »

A: She'd only go there to get directions on how to get away from there....yeah that's it.

Q: Does anybody believe that?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #285 on: 06-19-2008 00:11 »

A: Pffft no.

A: Why does she really go there?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #286 on: 06-19-2008 01:31 »

A: There's a huge niche market for cyclopi. (or whatever the plural of cyclops is)

Q: If Hermes had his own planet, what would he call it?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #287 on: 06-19-2008 08:43 »

A: Hermesium

Q: Is the Professor mad, a genius, both, or neither?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #288 on: 06-19-2008 08:53 »

A: All four

Q: What would the principal activity be on Hermesium?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #289 on: 06-19-2008 09:55 »

A: Filing.

Q: Would there be any other 'exciting' activites there?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #290 on: 06-19-2008 10:27 »

A: Limboing.

Q: Who is the leader of Hermesium? (Don't say Hermes, be creative!)
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #291 on: 06-19-2008 14:33 »

A: So it's a real planet now? Great! The leader is Bureaucrat 0.0

Q: How is bureaucrat 0.0 better than bureaucrat 1.0?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #292 on: 06-19-2008 17:05 »

A: The 0 makes him cooler.

Q: What would you say if I told you Hermesium wasn't a real planet?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #293 on: 06-19-2008 17:15 »

A: DUH!

Q: What would you say say if I told you that in my strange human mind Hermesium is already at war with Slimzonia?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #294 on: 06-19-2008 19:00 »

A:  Wouldn't be surprised.


Q:  Who would win in a fight?  Calculon or Hedonism Bot? 
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #295 on: 06-19-2008 19:05 »

A: Bender.

Q: How could Bender possibly win a fight he wasn't involved in?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #296 on: 06-19-2008 20:51 »
« Last Edit on: 06-19-2008 20:51 »

A: Because Hedonismbot paid Bender to fight for him.

A: Why did Bender agree if Calculon offered to pay Bender to fight for him?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #297 on: 06-19-2008 22:24 »

A: Because Bender will do anything for enough money.

Q: What would he have to give Fry to make him fight for him?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #298 on: 06-23-2008 15:44 »

A: The keys to Leela's heart. But first he would have to fix a lock onto Leela's heart.

Q: How would Bender achieve this?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #299 on: 06-23-2008 16:31 »

A: He would hire a good surgeon.

Q: Who would this surgeon be?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #300 on: 06-24-2008 14:04 »

A: Surgeonbot Beta

Q: Why would Bender choose not to hire Surgeonbot Alpha?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #301 on: 06-24-2008 17:33 »

A:  Because he originally worked for Dr. Patchcord Adams!


Q:  Does Bender act like an Al Pacino or a Joe Pesci-like gangster? 
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #302 on: 06-27-2008 13:05 »

A: Neither, he's more of an Edward G Robotson

Q: Are there any decapodian gangsters?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #303 on: 06-27-2008 13:35 »

A: There is an urban myth about it, but only people who join know it exists.

Q: How is the head of Eric Cartman doing those days?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #304 on: 06-28-2008 00:43 »

A: Not good, he's still pissed off they won't feed him cheesy poofs in his jar

Q: Why don't they feed Cartman's head cheesy poofs?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #305 on: 06-28-2008 01:05 »

A: Because he wont fit in the jar if he eats them.

Q: Couldn't they just upgrade the size of his jar?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #306 on: 06-28-2008 23:58 »

A: If they upgraded his jar, all the other heads would complain

Q: What other cartoon characters have their heads in jars?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #307 on: 06-30-2008 01:28 »

A: Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, George Jetson, Homer Simpson, Fred Flinstone, and Mickey Mouse just to name a few.

Q: How did they get cartoon characters heads into jars in the first place?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #308 on: 07-01-2008 03:51 »

You forgot Road Runner

A: It was a very confusing machine where TV characters come to life, and at the very next second, their heads are decapitated and put in.

Q: Who invented it and why?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #309 on: 07-01-2008 15:23 »

A:  The heads of the Warner Brothers!


Q:  Did Amy get hazed or initiated at Kappa Kappa Wong? 

Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #310 on: 07-01-2008 18:37 »

A: No, she got to haze the current members.

Q: Why did she get to do that?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #311 on: 07-01-2008 19:18 »

A: Because of the "Wong" in Kappa Kappa Wong.

Q: Just what kind of "hazing" is involved in joining Kappa Kappa Wong?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #312 on: 07-02-2008 18:26 »

A:  The same kind as in that movie Dazed and Confused. 


Q:  Did Fry go grunge in the 90's? 
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #313 on: 07-02-2008 20:15 »

A: Nah, he didn't have the time.

Q: Why didn't he have the time?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #314 on: 07-02-2008 21:29 »

A: Uhh, 'cause he was already grunge since the 80s.

Q: Why are there so many planets in the future?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #315 on: 07-03-2008 01:11 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2008 01:11 »

A: We ran out of countries to fight.

Q: Is it UnEarthican to be a commie?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #316 on: 07-03-2008 01:38 »

A: Yes it is.

Q: Are  there any pro-commie groups on Earth?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #317 on: 07-03-2008 08:09 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2008 08:09 »

A: There were a few communist Waterfalls, but well... they all died in Cold War Part 2.

Q: Where did they fight CWP2? (That's Cold War Part 2 for those of you not in the know)
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #318 on: 07-03-2008 09:37 »

A: Fran Sansisco the 3rd

Q: Why the 3rd?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #319 on: 07-03-2008 12:07 »

A: Because the first 2 were burned down.

Q: Why were they burnt down?
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