"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[Reply #280 on:]

A: The Nudists of Pornulon 8.

Q: Are there planets that hate Pornulon 8?

[Reply #281 on:]

A: Loads. But screw them, they're boring planets like The Latter Millennium Saints homeworld and Armishonia.

Q: Who visits Pornulon 8 the most? (Nobody say Zapp, please. Surely we all  know he goes there already)

[Reply #282 on:]

A: Bender occasionally and on a rare occasion, Hermes!

Q: Why would Hermes go to Pornulon 8?

[Reply #283 on:]

A: Maybe he might get misfiled and accidentally sent there.

Q: Why might Leela go to Pornulon 8?

[Reply #284 on:]

A: She'd only go there to get directions on how to get away from there....yeah that's it.

Q: Does anybody believe that?

[Reply #285 on:]

A: Pffft no.

A: Why does she really go there?

[Reply #286 on:]

A: There's a huge niche market for cyclopi. (or whatever the plural of cyclops is)

Q: If Hermes had his own planet, what would he call it?

[Reply #287 on:]

A: Hermesium

Q: Is the Professor mad, a genius, both, or neither?

[Reply #288 on:]

A: All four

Q: What would the principal activity be on Hermesium?

[Reply #289 on:]

A: Filing.

Q: Would there be any other 'exciting' activites there?

[Reply #290 on:]

A: Limboing.

Q: Who is the leader of Hermesium? (Don't say Hermes, be creative!)

[Reply #291 on:]

A: So it's a real planet now? Great! The leader is Bureaucrat 0.0

Q: How is bureaucrat 0.0 better than bureaucrat 1.0?

[Reply #292 on:]

A: The 0 makes him cooler.

Q: What would you say if I told you Hermesium wasn't a real planet?

[Reply #293 on:]

A: DUH!

Q: What would you say say if I told you that in my strange human mind Hermesium is already at war with Slimzonia?

[Reply #294 on:]

A:  Wouldn't be surprised.


Q:  Who would win in a fight?  Calculon or Hedonism Bot? 

[Reply #295 on:]

A: Bender.

Q: How could Bender possibly win a fight he wasn't involved in?

[Reply #296 on:]

A: Because Hedonismbot paid Bender to fight for him.

A: Why did Bender agree if Calculon offered to pay Bender to fight for him?

[Reply #297 on:]

A: Because Bender will do anything for enough money.

Q: What would he have to give Fry to make him fight for him?

[Reply #298 on:]

A: The keys to Leela's heart. But first he would have to fix a lock onto Leela's heart.

Q: How would Bender achieve this?

[Reply #299 on:]

A: He would hire a good surgeon.

Q: Who would this surgeon be?

[Reply #300 on:]

A: Surgeonbot Beta

Q: Why would Bender choose not to hire Surgeonbot Alpha?

[Reply #301 on:]

A:  Because he originally worked for Dr. Patchcord Adams!


Q:  Does Bender act like an Al Pacino or a Joe Pesci-like gangster? 

[Reply #302 on:]

A: Neither, he's more of an Edward G Robotson

Q: Are there any decapodian gangsters?

[Reply #303 on:]

A: There is an urban myth about it, but only people who join know it exists.

Q: How is the head of Eric Cartman doing those days?

[Reply #304 on:]

A: Not good, he's still pissed off they won't feed him cheesy poofs in his jar

Q: Why don't they feed Cartman's head cheesy poofs?

[Reply #305 on:]

A: Because he wont fit in the jar if he eats them.

Q: Couldn't they just upgrade the size of his jar?

[Reply #306 on:]

A: If they upgraded his jar, all the other heads would complain

Q: What other cartoon characters have their heads in jars?

[Reply #307 on:]

A: Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, George Jetson, Homer Simpson, Fred Flinstone, and Mickey Mouse just to name a few.

Q: How did they get cartoon characters heads into jars in the first place?

[Reply #308 on:]

You forgot Road Runner

A: It was a very confusing machine where TV characters come to life, and at the very next second, their heads are decapitated and put in.

Q: Who invented it and why?

[Reply #309 on:]

A:  The heads of the Warner Brothers!


Q:  Did Amy get hazed or initiated at Kappa Kappa Wong? 

[Reply #310 on:]

A: No, she got to haze the current members.

Q: Why did she get to do that?

[Reply #311 on:]

A: Because of the "Wong" in Kappa Kappa Wong.

Q: Just what kind of "hazing" is involved in joining Kappa Kappa Wong?

[Reply #312 on:]

A:  The same kind as in that movie Dazed and Confused. 


Q:  Did Fry go grunge in the 90's? 

[Reply #313 on:]

A: Nah, he didn't have the time.

Q: Why didn't he have the time?

[Reply #314 on:]

A: Uhh, 'cause he was already grunge since the 80s.

Q: Why are there so many planets in the future?

[Reply #315 on:]

A: We ran out of countries to fight.

Q: Is it UnEarthican to be a commie?

[Reply #316 on:]

A: Yes it is.

Q: Are  there any pro-commie groups on Earth?

[Reply #317 on:]

A: There were a few communist Waterfalls, but well... they all died in Cold War Part 2.

Q: Where did they fight CWP2? (That's Cold War Part 2 for those of you not in the know)

[Reply #318 on:]

A: Fran Sansisco the 3rd

Q: Why the 3rd?

[Reply #319 on:]

A: Because the first 2 were burned down.

Q: Why were they burnt down?