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Author Topic: "Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions  (Read 13544 times)
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PEE Poll: New thread name.
Nerdlinger Q&A   -1 (33.3%)
Attention New New Yorkers - stop asking so stupid!   -2 (66.7%)
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Total Voters: 3

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #240 on: 06-06-2008 21:47 »

A: Something to do with 20th century knowledge.

Q: If Zapp Brannigan got a job as a waiter, could he keep it?
Frisco17

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« Reply #241 on: 06-06-2008 22:28 »

A: Early ninty's video games

Q: What subject might Zoidberg beat the Proffesor at?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #242 on: 06-06-2008 23:32 »

A: Murderonomy - Farnsworth doesn't know anything about it.

Q: Why doesn't the Professor know anything about murderonomy?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #243 on: 06-06-2008 23:47 »

A: Because he's a scientist, and murderonomy is not a recognized science.

Q: What about murderology?
Frisco17

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« Reply #244 on: 06-07-2008 21:05 »

A: It is but only becuase of the "ology" suffix.

Q: Does this mean the same thing in the future?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #245 on: 06-07-2008 21:53 »

A: No it means something completly different and totally obscure.

Q: What does it mean?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #246 on: 06-07-2008 22:52 »

A: It means "to tap dance after". 

Q: Why would anyone want to tap dance after a murder?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #247 on: 06-08-2008 04:18 »

A: Because tap dancing before a murder implies that you know its coming and they tend to arrest you as an accomplice.

Q: What other words or word-elements have completely changed their meaning since the twentieth century?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #248 on: 06-08-2008 04:33 »

A: For one, the word PIMP no longer means what it means in the 20th Century.

Q: What does it mean?
tyraniak

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« Reply #249 on: 06-08-2008 12:24 »

A: Someone who sells black market turnips

Q: Why are turnips sold on the black market?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #250 on: 06-08-2008 14:17 »

A: Turnips are aphrodisiacs in the 31st century, like human horn to aliens.

Q: What other things are aphrodisiacs for other species?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #251 on: 06-08-2008 16:07 »

A: The Bonjellans go crazy when they smear ulcer ointment on...

Q: Where do the Bonjellans like to smear their ulcer ointment?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #252 on: 06-08-2008 16:36 »

A: No body knows where they smear it.

Q: If no body knows how do we know they smear it?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #253 on: 06-08-2008 17:23 »

A: They have to smear it somewhere. It's ointment, there's not much else you can do with it. Unless the Bonjellans are just hoarding it.

Q: Are the Bonjellans hoarding the ulcer ointment? If so, why?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #254 on: 06-09-2008 00:17 »

A: No, they're not hoarding it.  According to them, they're just "warehousing" it.  Because it tastes great.  So they say.

Q: Are the Bonjellans related to the Bonjovians?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #255 on: 06-09-2008 07:27 »

A: Actually no, they're not. But they are both more Jealous and less Jovial that the Bonjovians so its a common misconception.

Q: Who are the Bonjellans related to?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #256 on: 06-09-2008 11:04 »

A: They're directly related to the Bonjamans, who themselves are related to the Bonhoneyans.

Q: What planet do the Bonjamans live on?
Frisco17

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« Reply #257 on: 06-09-2008 22:35 »

A: Bondous 7

Q: What is it like there?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #258 on: 06-09-2008 22:42 »

A: It's a combination rastafarian & James Bond culture.

Q: What the food like?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #259 on: 06-10-2008 08:29 »

A: Who cares about the food when the recreational drugs have a license to kill.

Q: No, seriously. What sort of food do they have?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #260 on: 06-10-2008 10:19 »

A: It's english food...with marijuana sprinkled on top.

Q: What kind of music do Bondjammans listen to?
Frisco17

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« Reply #261 on: 06-10-2008 14:26 »

A: Bob Marly.

Q: Where did the Bond theme come from?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #262 on: 06-10-2008 14:51 »

A: A Bondjamman got high one night & wrote it.

Q: What other planets have mixed cultures like Bondous 7?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #263 on: 06-10-2008 21:06 »

OK. I like I challenge.

A: In 2347 the French and the Star Wars fans combined to form that most horrifying of races - the Cheese Eating Jedi Monkeys.

Q: What are the Cheese Eating Jedi Monkeys up to these days?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #264 on: 06-10-2008 21:39 »

A: They're currently travelling the universe, bemoaning the loss of their culture, eating cheese, complaining about Earthicans and generally being the biggest pain in the ass nerds of all aliens.

Q: Which aliens do the Cheese Eating Jedi Monkeys get along with?
Frisco17

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« Reply #265 on: 06-11-2008 22:37 »

Q: The people formerly known as Dutch.

A: Why do they get along so well.
SpaceCase

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« Reply #266 on: 06-12-2008 00:02 »

A: The 'Cheese Eating Jedi Monkeys' seem to have a fascination with dikes and polders.

Q: What other alien races share this fascination with dikes and polders?
Frisco17

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« Reply #267 on: 06-12-2008 23:09 »
« Last Edit on: 06-12-2008 23:09 »

A: The people of Nijmegen 6.

Q: Why are they so fascinated by them?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #268 on: 06-13-2008 02:35 »

A: It's a mistake.  The people of Nijmegen 6 are easily confused, and they thought it was dykes and plodders.

Q: Why are they fascinated by dykes & plodders?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #269 on: 06-16-2008 08:34 »

A: Because they think they have a lot in common.

Q: Is it true?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #270 on: 06-16-2008 13:44 »

A:  Suppose it is!


Q:  What if Bender was the only hope to save the world, and Zoidberg was 'the other'? 
Frisco17

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« Reply #271 on: 06-16-2008 21:23 »

A: Then the world would be royally bonded.

Q: What if the Professor was "The Mighty One"?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #272 on: 06-17-2008 17:02 »

A: Then there'd have to be another reason why he is unaffected by the Brains (unless he too has somehow inserted himself in his own family tree).

Q: What if the Mighty One was one of the heads in a jar (say, Bob Dole)?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Frisco17

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« Reply #273 on: 06-17-2008 21:59 »

A: If it was Bob Dole then Bob Dole would chase the brains away by telling them some of Lyndon LaRouche's knock knock jokes. Bob Dole.

Q: What if Leela was the mighty one and Fry was the other?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #274 on: 06-18-2008 06:43 »

A: Then we still wouldn't have any idea what 'the Other' thing is all about.

Q: What if the paradox-correcting Time Sphere didn't put the universe at risk each time it was used?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #275 on: 06-18-2008 07:33 »

A: There would be a fairly dull end to the movie. And nothing to start the second with.

Q: Is the Professor mad, a genius, both, or all three?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #276 on: 06-18-2008 07:58 »

 
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Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
A: There would be a fairly dull end to the movie. And nothing to start the second with.
Yeah, but what about the cosmological ramifications?

 
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Q: Is the Professor mad, a genius, both, or all three?
You left out 'none of the above'.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #277 on: 06-18-2008 08:05 »

Do I not get an answer then?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #278 on: 06-18-2008 09:49 »

I suppose not Shepherd.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #279 on: 06-18-2008 15:19 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2008 15:19 »

Kinda puts a crimp on the whole thread.   frown

So.... What other aliens sell human horn? (Besides the porn monster we all know and love)
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