"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[Reply #240 on:]

A: Something to do with 20th century knowledge.

Q: If Zapp Brannigan got a job as a waiter, could he keep it?

[Reply #241 on:]

A: Early ninty's video games

Q: What subject might Zoidberg beat the Proffesor at?

[Reply #242 on:]

A: Murderonomy - Farnsworth doesn't know anything about it.

Q: Why doesn't the Professor know anything about murderonomy?

[Reply #243 on:]

A: Because he's a scientist, and murderonomy is not a recognized science.

Q: What about murderology?

[Reply #244 on:]

A: It is but only becuase of the "ology" suffix.

Q: Does this mean the same thing in the future?

[Reply #245 on:]

A: No it means something completly different and totally obscure.

Q: What does it mean?

[Reply #246 on:]

A: It means "to tap dance after". 

Q: Why would anyone want to tap dance after a murder?

[Reply #247 on:]

A: Because tap dancing before a murder implies that you know its coming and they tend to arrest you as an accomplice.

Q: What other words or word-elements have completely changed their meaning since the twentieth century?

[Reply #248 on:]

A: For one, the word PIMP no longer means what it means in the 20th Century.

Q: What does it mean?

[Reply #249 on:]

A: Someone who sells black market turnips

Q: Why are turnips sold on the black market?

[Reply #250 on:]

A: Turnips are aphrodisiacs in the 31st century, like human horn to aliens.

Q: What other things are aphrodisiacs for other species?

[Reply #251 on:]

A: The Bonjellans go crazy when they smear ulcer ointment on...

Q: Where do the Bonjellans like to smear their ulcer ointment?

[Reply #252 on:]

A: No body knows where they smear it.

Q: If no body knows how do we know they smear it?

[Reply #253 on:]

A: They have to smear it somewhere. It's ointment, there's not much else you can do with it. Unless the Bonjellans are just hoarding it.

Q: Are the Bonjellans hoarding the ulcer ointment? If so, why?

[Reply #254 on:]

A: No, they're not hoarding it.  According to them, they're just "warehousing" it.  Because it tastes great.  So they say.

Q: Are the Bonjellans related to the Bonjovians?

[Reply #255 on:]

A: Actually no, they're not. But they are both more Jealous and less Jovial that the Bonjovians so its a common misconception.

Q: Who are the Bonjellans related to?

[Reply #256 on:]

A: They're directly related to the Bonjamans, who themselves are related to the Bonhoneyans.

Q: What planet do the Bonjamans live on?

[Reply #257 on:]

A: Bondous 7

Q: What is it like there?

[Reply #258 on:]

A: It's a combination rastafarian & James Bond culture.

Q: What the food like?

[Reply #259 on:]

A: Who cares about the food when the recreational drugs have a license to kill.

Q: No, seriously. What sort of food do they have?

[Reply #260 on:]

A: It's english food...with marijuana sprinkled on top.

Q: What kind of music do Bondjammans listen to?

[Reply #261 on:]

A: Bob Marly.

Q: Where did the Bond theme come from?

[Reply #262 on:]

A: A Bondjamman got high one night & wrote it.

Q: What other planets have mixed cultures like Bondous 7?

[Reply #263 on:]

OK. I like I challenge.

A: In 2347 the French and the Star Wars fans combined to form that most horrifying of races - the Cheese Eating Jedi Monkeys.

Q: What are the Cheese Eating Jedi Monkeys up to these days?

[Reply #264 on:]

A: They're currently travelling the universe, bemoaning the loss of their culture, eating cheese, complaining about Earthicans and generally being the biggest pain in the ass nerds of all aliens.

Q: Which aliens do the Cheese Eating Jedi Monkeys get along with?

[Reply #265 on:]

Q: The people formerly known as Dutch.

A: Why do they get along so well.

[Reply #266 on:]

A: The 'Cheese Eating Jedi Monkeys' seem to have a fascination with dikes and polders.

Q: What other alien races share this fascination with dikes and polders?

[Reply #267 on:]

A: The people of Nijmegen 6.

Q: Why are they so fascinated by them?

[Reply #268 on:]

A: It's a mistake.  The people of Nijmegen 6 are easily confused, and they thought it was dykes and plodders.

Q: Why are they fascinated by dykes & plodders?

[Reply #269 on:]

A: Because they think they have a lot in common.

Q: Is it true?

[Reply #270 on:]

A:  Suppose it is!


Q:  What if Bender was the only hope to save the world, and Zoidberg was 'the other'? 

[Reply #271 on:]

A: Then the world would be royally bonded.

Q: What if the Professor was "The Mighty One"?

[Reply #272 on:]

A: Then there'd have to be another reason why he is unaffected by the Brains (unless he too has somehow inserted himself in his own family tree).

Q: What if the Mighty One was one of the heads in a jar (say, Bob Dole)?

[Reply #273 on:]

A: If it was Bob Dole then Bob Dole would chase the brains away by telling them some of Lyndon LaRouche's knock knock jokes. Bob Dole.

Q: What if Leela was the mighty one and Fry was the other?

[Reply #274 on:]

A: Then we still wouldn't have any idea what 'the Other' thing is all about.

Q: What if the paradox-correcting Time Sphere didn't put the universe at risk each time it was used?

[Reply #275 on:]

A: There would be a fairly dull end to the movie. And nothing to start the second with.

Q: Is the Professor mad, a genius, both, or all three?

[Reply #276 on:]

 

Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
A: There would be a fairly dull end to the movie. And nothing to start the second with.

Yeah, but what about the cosmological ramifications?

 

Q: Is the Professor mad, a genius, both, or all three?

You left out 'none of the above'.

[Reply #277 on:]

Do I not get an answer then?

[Reply #278 on:]

I suppose not Shepherd.

[Reply #279 on:]

Kinda puts a crimp on the whole thread.   

So.... What other aliens sell human horn? (Besides the porn monster we all know and love)