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Total Voters: 3

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #200 on: 06-03-2008 15:04 »

A: Fry would still be a delivery boy, just working somewhere else.

Q: Why have the questions become less stupid and not too far removed from the "what if" thread?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #201 on: 06-03-2008 15:51 »

A: Because of the theory of Diminishing Stupidity, which was postulated by Professor Farnsworth in the 31st century.

Q: If Chapek 9 is the Mob Planet, how could the Mobs exist if everyone is a mobster (mobs need innocents to take advantage of)?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #202 on: 06-03-2008 16:01 »

A: It's mostly protection racketeering by intimidating the neighboring planets (that the robots never go to or communicate with at all)

Q: How do they intimidate their neighboring planets if they never go there or say anything to them?

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #203 on: 06-03-2008 16:05 »

A: They just look mean, and the neighboring planets paid them money to not communicate with them or go there.

Q: How did they manage to just look mean?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #204 on: 06-03-2008 16:13 »

A: They managed to make their entire planet look mean from a telescope.

Q: How can a planet look so mean that it would convince other planets to send money there?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #205 on: 06-03-2008 16:32 »

A: They drew a very angry face as a threat.

Q: Who drew this angry face?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #206 on: 06-03-2008 17:51 »
« Last Edit on: 06-03-2008 17:51 »

    laff Thanks for a great question     

A: Vincent Van Bot.

Q: What was so scary about the face he drew? 
Frisco17

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« Reply #207 on: 06-03-2008 18:25 »

A: It looks like Hillary Clinton.

Q:  When did Chapek 9 become the mob planet? It used to be the robot seperatist planet.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #208 on: 06-03-2008 19:01 »

A: You see?  They ARE scary; they scared me so much that I got flustered & got the names wrong!

Q: What other planets are a scary as this one?
Frisco17

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« Reply #209 on: 06-03-2008 21:04 »

A: Nosforatu IV, Kohlma and Price V.

Q: What makes them scary?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #210 on: 06-03-2008 21:26 »

A: Nosferatu is scary because it's the Vampire planet; don't cut yourself shaving there.  Don't know about Kohlma, but Price V is scary because everyone looks like Vincent Price.  Scccaaaaarrrry...

Q: Why is Kohlma scary?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #211 on: 06-04-2008 12:20 »

A: Because he's an evil monster bent on world domination!

Q:  What if Futurama took place in Mississippi?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #212 on: 06-04-2008 12:38 »

A: They'd all have southern accents

Q: Which character would have the worst southern accent?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #213 on: 06-04-2008 13:50 »

A: Farnsworth cause he'd always forget to speak that way. Bender might have trouble as well.

Q: If Calculon (without his ears) falls in the woods and no-one else is around, does he make a sound?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #214 on: 06-04-2008 14:00 »
« Last Edit on: 06-04-2008 14:00 »

A: Yes.  He does.

Q: If the Professor had to have a different job, what job would that be?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #215 on: 06-04-2008 16:52 »

A: He would be a police chief, trying to make the community a place where romance can blossom! Where kids can play in the street with their hoops, tops and Jack-in-a-boxes; where pensioners can guard their melon patches without fear of Huckleberry Finn-style moonlight attacks.

Q: Would he succeed?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #216 on: 06-04-2008 17:05 »

A: No, he'd fail miserably.  He'd get in a chase, and wouldn't exceed 30 mph.

Q: What other types of jobs would Bender do if he wasn't a bending robot?
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #217 on: 06-04-2008 17:54 »

A: He would be a chef, for PlanEx

Q: What is the next leading robot oil brand after Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #218 on: 06-04-2008 19:19 »

A: Mom's Subsidiary's Slightly-Less-Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.

Q: Why are there so many planets in the future?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #219 on: 06-04-2008 20:34 »

A: There aren's more planets then than now; they've just found them all in the 31st century, is all.

Q: What's the most popular planet, and why?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #220 on: 06-04-2008 20:55 »

A: Populon 9 because they make fun of the Nerdopians.

Q: Who are the friends of Populon 9?
Frisco17

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« Reply #221 on: 06-04-2008 21:38 »

A: Prepolus VI and Amy.

Q: Why Amy?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #222 on: 06-04-2008 22:14 »

A: Because Amy is so rich that she's everyone's friend.

Q: Which is the least popular planet (with the exception of Omicron Persei 8)?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #223 on: 06-05-2008 00:15 »

A: Diarrheus 7

Q: Who lives there?
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #224 on: 06-05-2008 09:14 »

A: People who have eaten Bender's food.

Q: Who have eaten Bender's food?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #225 on: 06-05-2008 13:38 »

A: No-one but many people have pretended to.

Q: What are some of the more imaginative ways to avoid eating Bender's cooking?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #226 on: 06-05-2008 14:26 »

A: My personal favorite is the "oh my god, look over there", then dumping the food on the floor ploy.

Q: What are some others?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #227 on: 06-05-2008 14:49 »

A: One technique is to always be sure that your profile is all Bender can see and then pretend to eat, but actually put the food on the shoulder Bender cant see.

Q: Are there better techniques than these two?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #228 on: 06-05-2008 15:32 »

A: Yes; telling Bender you are sick & can't eat ensures you don't even have to see his food.

Q: It's rumored that Bender has come up with a brand new dish that he wants everyone to try.  What is it?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #229 on: 06-05-2008 21:13 »

A: Lobster ala king.

Q: Will anybody actually eat it?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #230 on: 06-05-2008 21:17 »

A: No; it reminds everyone of Zoidberg.

Q: Is there ANYTHING that humans can stomach that bender makes?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #231 on: 06-06-2008 00:49 »

A: Yes - Noise.

Q: Is there anything Bender prepares that humans can safely eat?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #232 on: 06-06-2008 01:34 »

A: No.  Bender's food takes lives.

Q: Do you think the Signoids will ever learn how to make pizza properly?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #233 on: 06-06-2008 10:15 »

A: Since their only teacher has been Fry and he only knows the Panucci's way of making pizza, I doubt they'd get any better even if they'd listened to every word he said.

Q: Why did Al Gore ride the mighty moon worm?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #234 on: 06-06-2008 12:01 »

A: Because it's cheaper than paying $187 per gallon kilogram for gas dark matter.
  He's a head-in-a-jar; what's he gonna' do? Ride a bike?
  roll eyes
Q: What is AlGore's head-in-a-jar doing about the high cost of gas dark matter?  confused
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #235 on: 06-06-2008 13:53 »

A:  Lowering the cost to save humanity!


Q:  Who would win in a running race?  Bender, Fry, or Zoidberg? 
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #236 on: 06-06-2008 13:58 »

A: Probably Bender.  Fry is out of shape & would tire easily, Zoidberge doesn't scuttle that fast, and Bender has extensible legs.

Q: Who wins in an intellectual contest, Fry or Zoidberg?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #237 on: 06-06-2008 14:45 »

A: Depends on the subject.

Q: Who would win out of Fry and Zoidberg in a food based quiz?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #238 on: 06-06-2008 16:49 »

A: Zoidberg.  He gets food so seldom that he dreams about it; he's developed an encyclopedic knowledge of the subject.

Q: Who would win between Fry & Zoidberg in a music based quiz?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #239 on: 06-06-2008 21:42 »

A: Zoidberg again. He has an innate sense of lobster rhythm.

Q: What quiz subject might Fry beat Zoidberg at?
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