"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

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Hey! Congrats, Captain Seymour!

A: Slapmatic 4000 shuts people up, but he's a bit more violent.

Q: Where does Slapmatic 4000 live?

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A: In the labratory of Boropolis 10.

Q: What sector is Boropolis 10 in?

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A: Sector 4.

Q: What's special about Sector 4?

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Congratulations, SMH! 

A: The Slapmatic 4000 has done a great job out there, because no one in Sector 4 talks out of turn.

Q: What other things have the come up with, in the laboratory of Boropolis 10?

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Thanks all! 

A: The Teachonon 8.

Q: What is the function of the Teachonon 8?

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A: To move as many earth children through the grades & graduate as many as possible, without forcing them to learn much.

Q: Why did they feel the need to improve on the Teachonon 7?

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A: It only helped children through grade 7, and grade 8 was failing.

Q: Is there a Teachonon 12?

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A: No, they stopped at Teachonon 8; they figured that, once they got them out of Jr. High, it was someone else's responsibility.

Q: Is there a Collegenon robot?

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A: Yes, he works on Dukulon 9.

Q: Are there any other planets named after colleges?

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A: The most obvious one is LieCheatandStealalon 1, which was named after that scum college otherwise known as USC.

Q: What kind of things does the Collegenon robot do?

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A: Drink beer and goof off.

Q: Is there anything Collegenon robots do that we don't know about?

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A: Yes, but they don't communicate it to anyone.

Q: Why not?

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A: So that they don't get arrested by the campuspolicebots.

Q: Why haven't you two taken your obvious conversation over to the chatroom yet?

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A: We're lazy like that...

Q: Where do child robots go to school?

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A: Kindergardonia

Q: Who is the Kindergardonia Cop?

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A: The Teachotron 9000

Q: Does the Teachotron 9000 have any helpers?

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A: Yes; unfortunately, the helps ended up being pedophilebots.

Q: What do they do with pedophilebots in the 31st century?

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A: They just wonder "Why? Why did we build these things? Surely someone must have noticed it was a bad idea." Then they arrest the guy who programmed them and fire the robots from a cannon into the sun.

Q: What is the name of the current liquid emperor? (It's been many weeks since My Three Suns, surely there's hundreds of new ones)

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A: Bob from Earth...wait he just died three seconds ago. Now it's Jim.

Q: How long will Jim last?

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A: It isn't Jim anymore. Now it's Zugon.

Q: Do people make fun of Zugon's name?

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A: No.

Q: Why not?

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A: Because he just died, and the new Emperor is...wait, he just died too. 

Q: How can a nation expect to be run efficiently when they go through leaders like paris hilton goes through herpes medication?

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A: With their mighty fluid powers they can govern much faster than mere humans. And anyway, the office of Emperor is really just for show.

Q: Who wields true power on Trisol?

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A: Davros, Doctor Doom and Lex Luthor. Working as a team - highly effective.

Q: How did they come to rule Trisol from the behind the scenes?

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A: They took out the leader using a rubber duck and some push pops.

Q: Are they dictators?

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A: Every single one of them, especially Davros.

Q: Who is the most infamous dictator in all the universe?

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A: Hitlotron 9000.

Q: Who is the 2nd most infamous dictator in the universe?

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A: Stalinomatic 1-X

Q: Is Hitlotron 9000 a good painter?

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A: No, but he likes to doodle little puppies in his spare time.

Q: Does Stalinomatic 1-X doodle anything?

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A: He likes to doodle brains. Don't ask me why.

Q: How early in the morning does Prof. Farnsworth get up?

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A: He doesn't. He inevnted a way to gain energy while awake.

Q: Does it really work?

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A: No.

Q: Postcount++ much?

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A: Of course it is. But it's also fun.

Q: Why doesn't the Professor's invention work?

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A: He accidentally put some playdoh in the gears

Q: Is there anything else wrong with his machine?

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A: Not according to the Professor.  Then again, he's the same guy who created the finglongerer.

Q: Has the Professor created other inventions that we haven't seen yet?

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A: No. And that isn't not counting none of the other non-inventions that he hasn't not uninvented yet neither.

Q: What sort of thing couldn't the Professor invent?

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A: The Pugotron 8000

Q: If that was real, what would it do?

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A: It would automatically produce cloned copies of Soviet politicians, Philippino comedians, or replicas of small Phillipine towns.

Q: What does the Professors' conscience forbid him from inventing?

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A: The reverse of the Neutron Bomb; it would blow up buildings, but leave the people alive.

Q: What's the one invention the professor has created, that he wishes he hadn't?

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A: Parentbots.

Q: Why did he invent them even though he knew he'd have to talk to them?