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ShepherdofShark

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« on: 05-18-2008 00:37 »
« Last Edit on: 07-25-2008 00:00 »

Yay! My first topic. Dumb-dumb doesn't know how to change the name of the link to the old thread, though.

I think I've figured it out now 

Last question:

Q: What is he (Gary Coleman) doing now?

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #1 on: 05-18-2008 01:23 »

A: He's a security guard at the local spacemall.

Q: What did Gary Coleman do before he got his security guard job?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #2 on: 05-18-2008 05:14 »

A: He grew a bit.

Q: How much of Gary Coleman could you fit into a standard sized head jar?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #3 on: 05-18-2008 05:46 »

A: All of him.

Q: What else would fit inside a standard sized head jar?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #4 on: 05-18-2008 09:41 »

A: A raccoon

Q: Why would you want to fit a raccoon in a head jar?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #5 on: 05-18-2008 09:59 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2008 09:59 »

A: I wouldn't want to personally, but somebody would.

Q: Who would want to fit a raccoon in a head jar?

Apologies for the 3 'ls' in brilliant, it was very early morning and I hadn't woken up properly
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #6 on: 05-18-2008 12:10 »

A: Morbo, for one.  He likes raccoons in jars, for bottled snacks.

Q: What else does Morbo like to eat?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #7 on: 05-18-2008 12:15 »

A: Canned squirrel and pickled duck

Q: Does anyone else like these foods?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #8 on: 05-18-2008 12:22 »

A: They're the best selling foods in the galaxy.

Q: Where do they make canned squirrel and pickled duck?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #9 on: 05-18-2008 13:02 »

A: On the deli planet, Delicatessen Major.

Q: What else do they make on Delicatessan Major?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #10 on: 05-18-2008 13:06 »

A: They prepare the retinas from the eyes of mammoth seals (that's literally all you can eat).

Q: What do the people of the deli planet do with the rest of the mammoth seal?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #11 on: 05-18-2008 13:15 »

A: They toss it away; it's not kosher.

Q: Are there any other restaurant based planets?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #12 on: 05-18-2008 13:29 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2008 13:29 »

A: The Kayeffsese live on one of the restaurant planets - Fastfoodonia.

Q: Who else lives on Fastfoodonia?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #13 on: 05-18-2008 13:31 »

A: Yes there ar-IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER RESTAURANT-BASED PLANETS!

Q: Could you use the smelloscope to find out what The Rock was cooking?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #14 on: 05-18-2008 13:49 »

A: unfortunately the smelloscope realized someone was actually cooking the Rock

Q: Who was cooking the Rock?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 05-18-2008 14:25 »

A: Chuck Norris.

Q: Why was Chuck Norris cooking the Rock?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #16 on: 05-18-2008 14:37 »

A: Because they were costarring in a gritty detective movie.

Q: Is Fry dumb, or just lazy?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #17 on: 05-18-2008 15:58 »

A: A little bit of both.

Q: How did Fry get his job at Pannucci's pizza?
Farnsy

Crustacean
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« Reply #18 on: 05-18-2008 16:06 »

A: He forgot his wallet one day and got stuck cleaning dishes.  The rest is history.

Q: What is the secret ingredient in Pannucci's pizza sauce?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #19 on: 05-18-2008 16:10 »

A: You don't want to know.  Suffice it to say that if the Health Department found out, Pannucci's pizza would be history.

Q: Where did Fry work, prior to Pannucci's?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #20 on: 05-18-2008 17:27 »

A: He had a job as the town couch potato.

Q: Was there anybody else worth of this title?
Farnsy

Crustacean
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« Reply #21 on: 05-18-2008 19:00 »

A: Homer Simpson

Q: What happened when Fry visited the potato farm?

Farnsy

Crustacean
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« Reply #22 on: 05-18-2008 19:02 »

THey could totally make an episode about this thread.

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #23 on: 05-18-2008 20:52 »

I'm sure they could, but watch the double posting Farnsy, it's against the rules. Best to just use the edit button if you have something to add.

A: He took Bender with him and Bender stole all the potatoes.

Q: Why did Bender steal the potatoes?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #24 on: 05-18-2008 21:32 »

A: He wanted to make tater tot soup

Q: Does anyone like Bender's tater soup?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #25 on: 05-18-2008 21:42 »

A: No; Bender spilled some & it ate it's way through the floor.

Q: Is there ANYTHING that Bender makes that will not kill or make those that eat it violently ill?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #26 on: 05-18-2008 22:29 »

A: No absolutly nothing.

Q: Why can't he make anything right?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #27 on: 05-18-2008 23:12 »

A: It helps to have a sense of taste.  Having smision just doesn't help.

Q: Speaking of Smision, what is that?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #28 on: 05-19-2008 07:02 »

A: Logic suggests that Bender can either smell images or see smells. Or both.

Q: Why would a robot need to smell images or see smells?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #29 on: 05-19-2008 08:30 »

A: So that it would be able to distinguish Fry's ass from a smelly mirror.

Q: What is the next most useful sense for a robot to possess?

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Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
Apologies for the 3 'ls' in brilliant, it was very early morning and I hadn't woken up properly
I'm sure Melllvar would approve.[/small]
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #30 on: 05-19-2008 20:44 »

A: Alcoholision allows any robot to identify and analyse all booze within a range of 30 yards.

Q: Does Tonk look fat?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #31 on: 05-19-2008 21:33 »

A: Fat no, huge yes.

Q: What happened to all the gold Bender got from the Amazonians?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #32 on: 05-19-2008 21:53 »

A: Hermes spent it on things he later had to flush.

Q: Would Melllvar and Lrrr get along?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #33 on: 05-19-2008 22:30 »

A: For a few hours.

Q: What would cause them to stop getting along?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #34 on: 05-19-2008 22:59 »

A: They're both jerks.

Q: Is there anyone (besides his mother) that Melllvar can get along with?
AllForChocolate

Crustacean
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« Reply #35 on: 05-20-2008 01:26 »

A:  The Big Brain

Q:  Crack cocaine clearly exists in the future, what kinds of futuristic opiates are there?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #36 on: 05-20-2008 05:23 »

A: The Salkaloid group of opiates is made, refined and sold by Sal.

Q: How comes we've never seens him selling the stuff?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #37 on: 05-20-2008 05:43 »

A: He was always just out of shot.

Q: What else is never caught on camera in Futurama episodes?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #38 on: 05-20-2008 12:18 »

A: Bender's alien slavery ring, for one. 

Q: Who does Bender force into slavery?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #39 on: 05-20-2008 12:39 »

A: Anyone gullible enough. But not Zoidberg.

Q: Why isn't Zoidberg enslaved by Bender if he's so gullible?
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