They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

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We seem to have a PEELacolypse about 1x a month now, when the server pukes & we lose PEEL for a day or so; one lasted almost a week a month or so ago.

-412: Bender can also butter popcorn.

Congratulations, SOS; next stop, Professor!

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-413: And also, Bender only knows enough binary to ask the way to the bathroom.

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-414: Bender is a big god, and he deserves a BIG cereal.

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-415: He thinks Malakai ripped off his arm as a form of worship

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-416: Malakai means "he who really loves the Metal Lord".

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-417: Making Bender a Microbrew brought in a criminal element for the shrimpkins.

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-418: You gotta do what you gotta do.

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-419: Zoidberg has an unnatural fascination with ships in bottles.

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-420: Fry "hates" bottles.

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-421: When Bender cooks brunch, the only way to escape is to get in the PE ship & fly to the magnetic pole, to hide for a couple of weeks.

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-422: The Professor had a wormhole installed in his table.

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Bender hates the city of Eugene Oregon.

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-424: Nibbler is not El Chupanibre

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-425: Amy is cute, so Bender cooked her a pony.

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-426: Bender is the greatest.

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-427: Don't collect cronitons; they will rip a hole in the fabric of the universe.

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-428: A deal is a deal, even with a dirty dealer.

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-429: Calculon got his UNHOLY ACTING TALENT! from a deal with the Robot Devil.

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-430: Claw-pla is a recent tradition.

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-431: Calculon's ears are removable, and can be used by humanoids.

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-431: The Planet Express crew doesn't think Fry knows what a video game is

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-432: Zoidberg thinks toenail clippings are potato chips

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-433: People in the future say "Axe" instead of "Ask"

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-434: French is a dead language in the future.

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-435: The Professor's inventions don't have target consumers, only targets.

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-436: Don't buy super colliders; they will super explode.

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-433: People in the future say "Axe" instead of "Ask"

-437: Just not very often.

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Complain, complain, complain...

-438: Shrimpkins love the Metal Lord.

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-439: Bender's Bible doesn't disappoint on every page.

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-440: Increased alcohol means more crime.

-441: Seymour is my hero! 

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-442: I'm proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks.

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-443: Somehow, Zoidberg is considered a shark.

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-444: All of Mom's buttons retaliate.

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-445: To Mom, Fry's butt is a really bad pressed tan.

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-446: You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

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-447: The professer thinks his super young girlfriend is the queen of sea cows.

-448: She'll have 7 turkey dogs.

-449: If you bend the Professor 180 degrees he becomes sad.

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-450: If you bend the Professor 90 degrees backwards he'll be happy (annoyingly so).

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451: Fry has a nickel up his nose

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-452: He wishes it was a dime.

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-453: Fry thinks every space mishap is the PE ship running into a space cow.