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upside_ur_head

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« Reply #600 on: 08-05-2008 15:46 »

-1002: You're never too rich to turn down a free turkey dog.
Frisco17

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« Reply #601 on: 08-05-2008 21:53 »

-1003: You get a discount at the Watergate if you've been there before.
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #602 on: 08-06-2008 09:22 »

-1004: Superking has all the powers of a king plus all the powers of Superman.

-1005: Also he's a robot.
upside_ur_head

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« Reply #603 on: 08-06-2008 15:31 »
« Last Edit on: 08-06-2008 15:31 »

-1006: Superking's the best one of the three.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #604 on: 08-06-2008 17:32 »

-1007: 80's friendship means that for $2 you get beaten with a pool cue until you get detached retinas....
Frisco17

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« Reply #605 on: 08-06-2008 20:17 »

-1008: Applebees can serve as a C&C HQ.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #606 on: 08-07-2008 05:21 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2008 00:00 »

-1009: The secret to time travel was bound to be somewhere.

-1010:

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boasel

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« Reply #607 on: 08-07-2008 09:28 »
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-1011: The robot elders know humans are harmless!
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #608 on: 08-07-2008 11:18 »
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-1012: Humans are stupid, putrid cowards.

Edit: what happened to negatives?
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #609 on: 08-07-2008 12:40 »

-1013: The planet express family isn't a normal family (like the Murphy's or that lesbian coven)
boasel

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« Reply #610 on: 08-07-2008 12:43 »
« Last Edit on: 08-07-2008 12:43 »

-1014: Humans can breathe fire, or did robots make that up?
upside_ur_head

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« Reply #611 on: 08-07-2008 13:04 »

-1015: I think that was just from that stupid movie.

-1016: Was that the original or the remake?
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« Reply #612 on: 08-07-2008 22:57 »

-1017: Never eat anything you buy at a truck stop.
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #613 on: 08-08-2008 09:34 »
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-1018: Leela's loaded with more meat than a cow.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #614 on: 08-08-2008 10:44 »
« Last Edit on: 08-11-2008 00:00 »

-1019: Unbelievably, Fry sometimes has better things to do than laugh and clap his hands.
thetor66

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« Reply #615 on: 08-08-2008 13:37 »

1020:donkey kongs loin cloth smells!
upside_ur_head

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« Reply #616 on: 08-08-2008 18:00 »
« Last Edit on: 08-08-2008 18:00 »

1021: Zoidberg has smelt Donkey Kong's loin cloth.

1022: Werecars crawl along the ground on round rubber feet like a wolf.
thetor66

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« Reply #617 on: 08-08-2008 19:36 »

1023: Zoidberg uses sperm as an alternate form of transportation
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #618 on: 08-08-2008 20:07 »

-1024: The heart is where food is digested.
boasel

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« Reply #619 on: 08-08-2008 21:48 »

-1025: The heart can also be known as "the ass"
Frisco17

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« Reply #620 on: 08-09-2008 21:15 »

-1026: Tickling the pelvic splanchnic ganglion will cause one hell of a bowel movement.

-1027: After which you're lucky if you have any bones left.
upside_ur_head

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« Reply #621 on: 08-10-2008 10:15 »

-1028: Baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.

-1029: That's why they jazzed it up and created blurnsball.
boasel

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« Reply #622 on: 08-10-2008 21:16 »

-1030: The robot devil can hold his own in a fiddle contest.
Frisco17

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« Reply #623 on: 08-10-2008 22:19 »

-1031: Correction the Robot Devil kicks ass in a fiddle contest.

ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #624 on: 08-11-2008 11:02 »

-1032: He also has very good hands.
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« Reply #625 on: 08-11-2008 22:00 »

-1033: The Robot Devil's hands are very cold.

-1034: And yet Hell is so hot.
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« Reply #626 on: 08-12-2008 09:25 »

-1035:  And even Bender can be more brutal than the Robot Devil (in his standards, of course.)
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #627 on: 08-12-2008 09:25 »

-1035: The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention- now that...is...irony.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #628 on: 08-12-2008 10:10 »

-1036: Fry's opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!
Frisco17

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« Reply #629 on: 08-12-2008 19:49 »
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-1037: Zoidberg is not a crafty consumer!
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« Reply #630 on: 08-12-2008 19:57 »

-1038: The monsterpus has loved us since we were amoebas.
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« Reply #631 on: 08-13-2008 22:50 »

-1039: Turns out his name was Scruffy.
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« Reply #632 on: 08-13-2008 23:00 »

-1040: Fry's blood tastes good on pancakes.
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #633 on: 08-14-2008 09:05 »
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-1041: A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #634 on: 08-14-2008 14:55 »

-1042: Fry has run over black cats that were luckier than he is...
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #635 on: 08-14-2008 15:13 »

-1043: Keeping an uncaged lion on a spaceship will get you sued by your employees.
upside_ur_head

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« Reply #636 on: 08-14-2008 16:22 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2008 16:22 »

-1044: Whale oil has replaced gas (or petrol here in the UK).
Frisco17

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« Reply #637 on: 08-14-2008 22:06 »

-1045: The can opener killed Bender's father.

Xanfor

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« Reply #638 on: 08-14-2008 22:44 »

-1046: And now it's come back for him!
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« Reply #639 on: 08-15-2008 01:43 »
« Last Edit on: 08-15-2008 01:43 »

-1047: Please Bender, that's Professor's Farnsworth neck! Put it back right now!
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