They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

[Reply #440 on:]

-797: There is aparently such a thing as a freedom cage.

[Reply #441 on:]

-798: He was told there would be sugar syrup.

-799: Venusians should go home.

[Reply #442 on:]

-800: For some reason bender likes to keep gold fish in him.

[Reply #443 on:]

-801: Though he happy enough to ditch them when he wants to make room for loot.

[Reply #444 on:]

-802: The planet express building is not on an ancient Indian burial ground.

There seems to be disagreement in the thread, can we list 2x? I thought it was one per....

[Reply #445 on:]

-803: You can list more than one at a time.

-804: See?

-805: Anyway, Zoidberg tastes good with butter.

[Reply #446 on:]

-806: If a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet Farnsworth won't be out of the loop!

[Reply #447 on:]

-807: He's hugging God

-808: Dogs like to judge Fry

[Reply #448 on:]

-809: Seymour is not like all the other dogs.

-810: GOD NEEDS BOOZE! (although that's probably a repeat but who cares on this thread)

-811: Fry's nose is the light of his face.

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-812: Haddie smuggles cats in her purse

[Reply #450 on:]

-813: Bender is going to start his own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!

-814: All robots need to be deactivated- especially you Hedonism bot!

-815: Did you all take your suppositories?

[Reply #451 on:]

-816: Fry will willingly give away his nose to keep his lower horn.

[Reply #452 on:]

-817: Which he gets to hold on to anyway.

-818: As usual, WOOO!

[Reply #453 on:]

`-819: Just like at the movie theater!!!

[Reply #454 on:]

-810: Fry seems to own a motorcycle.

[Reply #455 on:]

-821: Fry gets it.

[Reply #456 on:]

-822: Playtime is fun time.

-823: Bender had a sticker book full of the League of Robots stickers.

-824: You can call 'em like you see 'em as long as you're a whale biologist.

SO did everyone stop caring about repeats recently or am I missing something?

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-825: Poseidon is merciful.

I really don't think anyone was keeping close track of the original 1000-item list, let alone one nearly twice the size. I've seen a few repeats but it's not going to be something to get hung up about.

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-826: The wetsuit was ugly, whale biologist.

[Reply #459 on:]

-827: Mushu is sad, according to orphans.

-828: Nobody really cares about repeats.

[Reply #460 on:]

I usually just post whatever pops into my head   

-829: Puke-a-tronic!

[Reply #461 on:]

-828: Don't ask a question if its about the eye.

[Reply #462 on:]

-829: There's a whole other thread of this which is far too huge to memorise.

-830: Therefore repeats are inevitable.

-831: no -830 doesn't matter.

-832: Electro-matter is matter's bad ass grandma.

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-833: Say, I've been wondering. When we get to -1000 are we going to keep going down the negatives or are we going to go back up to 1000?

-834: Biting the Professors ass would be an act most uncomfortable for both him and the person who's biting him.

[Reply #464 on:]

-835: Fry can consume 5.1 pounds of cotton candy.

[Reply #465 on:]

-836: Slurms McKenzie is partied out.

[Reply #466 on:]

-837: Bender can talk trash, he can handle a ball, but he isn't funky enough to be a Globetrotter.

[Reply #467 on:]

838:  Fry is no good at playing basketball with the Globetrotters!

839:  The Professor doesn't like going anywhere near Teddy Bear Junction! 

[Reply #468 on:]

-840: The Professor is a "jive sucker".

[Reply #469 on:]

-841: The luxury edition has so much more eagle...

[Reply #470 on:]

-842: Malfunctioning Eddie's prices really were insanse.

[Reply #471 on:]

-843: Fry's blood tastes great on pancakes.

[Reply #472 on:]

-844: It is true that Bender is a robot.

-845: But he prefers the term "love machine".

[Reply #473 on:]

-846: There is a remote to Calculon's heart

[Reply #474 on:]

-847: Robots can be made metric or imperial.

-848: Robots can convert between the two.

-849: Calculon is not metric.

-850: For the right fembot Calculon is willing to convert.

[Reply #475 on:]

-851: fembots get femmzoil

[Reply #476 on:]

-852: Fry's old girlfriend Michelle is an "easy" girl.

[Reply #477 on:]

-853: Sewer Raccoons!

[Reply #478 on:]

-854: We've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.

[Reply #479 on:]

-855: Nixon was the original Gerber Baby.