They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

[Reply #40 on:]

-366: Baby doesn't need a new pair of shoes as much as Zoidberg does.

[Reply #41 on:]

-367: Zoidberg the lovable tramp is NOT a character Zoidberg plays at parties; it's who he is.

[Reply #42 on:]

-368: Zoidberg figured out that Nixon's Galapogas Party was a trick.

-369: So did everyone else.

[Reply #43 on:]

-370: Morbo "WILL DESTROY YOU!"

[Reply #44 on:]

-371: Humans have easily-injured knees.

-372: Morbo stores food in his sack for future digestion.

[Reply #45 on:]

-373: Hattie thinks her cat needs snuggling.

[Reply #46 on:]

-374: The world looks down on the bureaucrats.

Getting all serious and profound now with:

-375: You've got to do what you love.

[Reply #47 on:]

-376: 6001 hulls are better than 6000.

[Reply #48 on:]

-377: Hattie's apartment smells like polygrip and cat pee.

[Reply #49 on:]

-378: Zoidberg has the most amount of stock shares of all the PE crew, because the shares were useless & he kept asking for toilet paper.

[Reply #50 on:]

-379: Monday Monkey lives for the weekend.

[Reply #51 on:]

-380: If you win Iron Cook, you can instead take the title of Zinc Saucie...which has twice the prize money.

[Reply #52 on:]

-381: Swimming in your own soylent waste is a good thing.

[Reply #53 on:]

-382: Bender's food looks funky, but it tastes FUN-KAYYYYY...

[Reply #54 on:]

-383 Zoidberg Designs Mansions and then lives in them.

-384 Zoidberg's lying he's actually an appalling failure.

[Reply #55 on:]

-385: Zoidberg can't unmask the mystery of the ship in a bottle.

[Reply #56 on:]

-386: Fry hates bottles.

[Reply #57 on:]

-387: Bender likes to jack on.

[Reply #58 on:]

-388: They can always build more killbots

[Reply #59 on:]

-389: Pillows can weigh as much as 100lbs on a gravity planet.

[Reply #60 on:]

-390: Zapp's girdle will not hold out in high gravity.

[Reply #61 on:]

-391: Zapp hasn't gotten flashed by a woman much; in fact, he'll settle for an elbow.

[Reply #62 on:]

-392: PEEL is back.
-393: If anyone wants him, he'll be in the lounge.

[Reply #63 on:]

-394: Hookerbot 5000 is to blame for the recent PEELacolypse; she broked the backwards masking text, and it cause the crash.  Burn her; burn her I say!

[Reply #64 on:]

-395: It's best to keep Bigfoot's habitat undisturbed for future generations to enjoy if he does exist.

[Reply #65 on:]

-396: Tinny Tim "is so hungry".

[Reply #66 on:]

-397: If you do things right, people wont think you've done anything at all.

[Reply #67 on:]

-398: The elves will glady work for nothing.

-399: Which is good because Fry doesn't intend to pay them.

[Reply #68 on:]

-400: Hermes head is turned around, figuratively & literally.

[Reply #69 on:]

-401: Things that come from butts taste good.

[Reply #70 on:]

-402: Copies of people are always doomed to fail.

[Reply #71 on:]

-403: Hermes' duplicate body emits doom at ten times the background level.

[Reply #72 on:]

-404: The Professor has a Doom Meter in his Lab.

[Reply #73 on:]

-405: The "doom field" is what corrects the paradoxes.

[Reply #74 on:]

-406: Bender has an attachment that makes his mouth a blender.

[Reply #75 on:]

-407: Bender likes feeding baby penguins.

SoS, congrats on being a starship captain!

[Reply #76 on:]

-408: Bender also works as a barbeque grill.

It happened during the PEEL crash 

[Reply #77 on:]

-409: He can also pump beer!

[Reply #78 on:]

-410: And he's a lighthouse.

[Reply #79 on:]

-411: He thinks you can plug electrical outlets into pigs

There was a PEEL crash?