They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

[Reply #320 on:]

-675: The Robot Devil is stupider than you in every way

[Reply #321 on:]

-676: The Colonel's secret recipe is: chicken, grease, salt.

[Reply #322 on:]

-677: If someone tries to give you spam, listen for that  little Asterisks.

[Reply #323 on:]

-678: If you go to robot hell, you can get out, as long as you either play the gold fiddle better than the devil, or you beat him with it...

[Reply #324 on:]

679:  Going on a date in a bubble like Leela and Lars did is only fit for two people. 

[Reply #325 on:]

-680: Never take Zapps advice on how to chat up women.

Never take mine either, haha!

[Reply #326 on:]

-681: If you're on a bubble ride, don't throw anything to the floor in disappointment.

[Reply #327 on:]

-682: Americas first president, a pickle jar.

[Reply #328 on:]

-682: Lrrrr and Nnndddndndnd find candy hearts to be chalky and unpleasant.

[Reply #329 on:]

-684: The Great Rad Spot is mega-sweet for party boarding.

[Reply #330 on:]

-685: Zoidberg is "up for whatever".

[Reply #331 on:]

-686: Squids are particularly frisky on tuesdays, apparently.

[Reply #332 on:]

-687: Popplers are as tasty as an unguarded penguin nest.

[Reply #333 on:]

-688: Seymour can do two things at once...make that three.

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-689: Not only that, but, specificially, Seymour can hum "Walking On Sunshine".

[Reply #335 on:]

-690: Though in the future Fry thought he might of learned another tune.

It makes me sad thinking about it now

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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
-689: Not only that, but, specificially, Seymour can hum "Walking On Sunshine".

-691: You mean bark walking on sunshine.   

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-692: It takes Fry several hours to select a candy from a machine.

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-693: Fry is willing to do anything for one dollar

[Reply #339 on:]

 

Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
 -691: You mean bark walking on sunshine.   

Bark, Hum; that is one cool dog...   

-694: Zoidberg doesn't like Foie Gras or Caviar; "where's the goose, where's the fish?"

[Reply #340 on:]

-695: Rich people eat the garbage parts of the food.

[Reply #341 on:]

-696: Zoidberg eats any part of food (if hes not "rich" )

[Reply #342 on:]

-697: Zoidberg (and everyone else) enjoys a good hotdog.

[Reply #343 on:]

-698: To win Leela's heart with the holophoner's art, Fry needs hands of transcendental quickness.

[Reply #344 on:]

-699: If you lose your hands, you can always go to Handscrafters.

[Reply #345 on:]

-700: It's ok to say "hell" in Robot Hell.

[Reply #346 on:]

-701: The sewer isn't as low as it goes; there's a sub-sewer beneath it.

[Reply #347 on:]

-702: Aligators survive in the sewers, no wait crocodiles.

[Reply #348 on:]

-703: Don't break a guitar string in the sewer; it'll be years until someone flushes one down to you.

[Reply #349 on:]

-704: Nibbler blasted the Time Code off Fry's butt.

-705: Nibbler blasted the Time Code off Fry's butt.

-706: I wanted to stress that part.

[Reply #350 on:]

-707: Lrrrr finds that "this concept of wuv CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!"

[Reply #351 on:]

-708: Omicronians have no idea of the sort of  temperatures that humans can endure.

[Reply #352 on:]

-709: Nndndndnd doesn't like those flowers; it was Lrrrr's former wife who did.

[Reply #353 on:]

-710: Zoidberg finds golf balls to be gritty and tasteless.

[Reply #354 on:]

-711: Decapodian technology is cold blooded.

[Reply #355 on:]

-712: For one special night Zoidberg knew what it felt like to be a grandmother.

[Reply #356 on:]

-713: For Zoidberg, the important thing is that "I'm meeting new people".

[Reply #357 on:]

714:  If you're visiting a historical time period (i.e. Roswell 1947) if you happen to see a family member of yours, stay the hell away!   

[Reply #358 on:]

-715: According to the Professor, Fry is a "Dimwitted Monkey" and a "Perverted Dope".

[Reply #359 on:]

-716: There have been as many as four different Frys in existance at the same time.