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Seymour_My_Hero

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« on: 05-17-2008 22:57 »

Alright. This is how this works. All you do is post random fact after random fact about Futurama. Since there was an old topic we're starting at -315!

Got it? Good.  big grin

-315: His only regret is having boneitis!


Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
Xanfor

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« Reply #1 on: 05-18-2008 00:56 »

-316: Beavers mate for life.

-317: Eleven greater than four.

-318: For quality carpets visit Caplan's carpet warehouse!
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #2 on: 05-18-2008 01:13 »

-319: Scooty Puff Sr. is MUCH better than Scooty Puff Jr.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #3 on: 05-18-2008 05:38 »

    • There are way more than 1000 (or even 1319) pieces of information in Futurama.
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    Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
    -233: We need to keep the numbers though, let's just have them go up from whatever number it ends on.
    Hey, weren't the numbers supposed to be going up in this thread? These ones are still going down.  frown Why number the facts at all? Counting them no longer serve a useful purpose.

    Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
    ShepherdofShark

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    « Reply #4 on: 05-18-2008 06:19 »
    « Last Edit on: 05-18-2008 06:19 »

    -320: Dropping the minus sign would mean we are now going up.

    -321: Keeping the numbers is a bit of fun that was part of the charm of the original thread (it may be a recent tradition, but it's a tradition, nonetheless).

    -322: Hermes is anal 78.36% of the time.

    edited to return the minuses, just as God intended
    Seymour_My_Hero

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    « Reply #5 on: 05-18-2008 08:56 »
    « Last Edit on: 05-18-2008 08:56 »

    -323: So are we dropping the minus sign or not?!

    (Keeping the minus is what we've done since we got to 1 on the old topic. I say keep the minus!) 
    ShepherdofShark

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    « Reply #6 on: 05-18-2008 10:06 »

    -324: I say what the hell, keep the minus.

    -325: Bender leads a largely bend-free lifestyle (especially for a bending unit).

    -326: Leela's wristlojackamater has tetris.
    Seymour_My_Hero

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    « Reply #7 on: 05-18-2008 10:10 »

    -327: That's thinking like a man!

    -328: If you try to fool Fry, put a cheap Bender mask in front of your face and you can do whatever you want.
    seattlejohn01

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    « Reply #8 on: 05-18-2008 12:08 »

    -329: You can fly in space using a pedal driven spaceship made of plastic & cardboard.
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #9 on: 05-18-2008 12:30 »

    -330: Napalm will make a stuffed toy from Santa slightly more harmful.
    seattlejohn01

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #10 on: 05-18-2008 12:59 »

    -331: Bender's antenna is known as "little Bender".
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #11 on: 05-18-2008 13:23 »

    -332: Planet Express has many fans (and I obviously don't mean fanatics)
    seattlejohn01

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    « Reply #12 on: 05-18-2008 15:59 »

    -333: When speaking with an old person, never tell him "Move forward, step into the light!"
    Farnsy

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    « Reply #13 on: 05-18-2008 16:03 »

    -334: Zoidberg's mother was a saint!
    seattlejohn01

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    « Reply #14 on: 05-18-2008 16:12 »

    -335: Decapodian weapons are based on cold blooded technology.
    Seymour_My_Hero

    Professor
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    « Reply #15 on: 05-18-2008 17:23 »

    -336: I do not recall Zoidberg's mother being a saint.

    -337: He's a porno dealing monster. He doesn't care what you think!
    seattlejohn01

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #16 on: 05-18-2008 19:59 »

    -338: The Robot Devil squeals like a girl when hit.
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #17 on: 05-18-2008 20:44 »

    -339: Don't get trapped for eternity with the Brain Spawn; they'll just form a tightly-knit clique that you wont be part of.
    Seymour_My_Hero

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    « Reply #18 on: 05-18-2008 20:44 »

    -339: The Robot Devil owns a golden fiddle
    ShepherdofShark

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    « Reply #19 on: 05-18-2008 20:47 »

    -340: He also owns a smaller silver fiddle.
    Seymour_My_Hero

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    « Reply #20 on: 05-18-2008 20:50 »

    -341: He put his name on the wheel as a show of good for the other robots.
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #21 on: 05-18-2008 20:54 »

    -342: The Robot Devil lives in New Jersey.
    Seymour_My_Hero

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    « Reply #22 on: 05-18-2008 21:01 »

    -343: Fry's ass has blisters from the slide
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #23 on: 05-18-2008 21:12 »

    -344: Free Waterfall Jnr would sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey.

    -345: Farnsworth doesn't mind people being on his property if it's a nude love-in.
    seattlejohn01

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #24 on: 05-18-2008 21:51 »

    -346: Smelly Hippies make Lrrrrr see things...psychadelic things.
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #25 on: 05-18-2008 22:06 »

    -347: When Hermes was 4 there was a hurricane in Kingston Town.

    -348: Everyone was alright, though.
    seattlejohn01

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #26 on: 05-18-2008 22:09 »

    -349: Hermes was once on the Jamaican Olympic Limbo team.
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #27 on: 05-18-2008 22:13 »

    -350: Morgan Proctor should have known the PE crew would go to the Central Bureaucracy.

    -351: And she did know.

    -352: And that's why she went there.
    seattlejohn01

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #28 on: 05-18-2008 22:20 »

    -353: Fry doesn't like Gunter.
    Frisco17

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    « Reply #29 on: 05-18-2008 22:21 »

    -353: They kept the regulation book gray.
    seattlejohn01

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #30 on: 05-18-2008 22:24 »

    -354: Bureaucrat 1.0 flies a plane inside the Central Bureaucracy that's built out of a desk.
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #31 on: 05-18-2008 22:24 »
    « Last Edit on: 05-18-2008 22:24 »

    -355: Bureaucrat 1.0 doesn't like to be quoted regulations.
    seattlejohn01

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    « Reply #32 on: 05-18-2008 23:14 »

    -356: For outsiders, the only way to find the sorting room in the Central Bureaucracy is to follow the tubes.
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #33 on: 05-19-2008 07:09 »

    -357: Grade 20s know where Central Filing is.

    -358: They cant tell anyone where it is, though.
    hobbitboy

    Sir Rank-a-Lot
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    « Reply #34 on: 05-19-2008 08:35 »

    -359: What do they look like, Grade 16's?

    Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
    ShepherdofShark

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #35 on: 05-19-2008 20:49 »
    « Last Edit on: 05-19-2008 20:49 »

    -360: Even those of the higher bureaucratic grades (I cant remember what grade the floating ball bureaucrat is - sue me) can be found asleep on the job.
    Seymour_My_Hero

    Professor
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    « Reply #36 on: 05-19-2008 21:09 »

    -361: He's Bender baby!

    -362: Please insert liquor!

    Frisco17

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    « Reply #37 on: 05-19-2008 21:30 »
    « Last Edit on: 05-19-2008 21:30 »

    If you haven't watched the BWABB trailer watch it before reading this. Seriously go!

    seattlejohn01

    Space Pope
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    « Reply #38 on: 05-19-2008 23:07 »

    -364: I am Bender, please insert girder!
    ShepherdofShark

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    « Reply #39 on: 05-20-2008 04:50 »

    Another BWABB one folks.

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