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LayZ341

Professor

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Fry: I'll stop pointing you when you stop pointing at me!
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Future decision-making will be stymied when "Rock, Paper, Scissors" is replaced by "Pistol, Pistol, Pistol."
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Smarty

Professor

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Fry: Remember, Leela, if my horse wins, you go out with me. I am sure confident that mine will win...
Leela Go, go, go!! Yes! Thunderblob wins the race!
Fry: I knew that I shouldn't have bet on the horse with the drugs and the sleep disorder...there goes my date with Leela.
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Fry: [thinking] I never should have introduced Leela to the Invisible Man...
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Fry: A whole planet inhabited only by women, oh boy!
Leela: I thought you knew the planet Godot was a convent planet.
Fry: Ooooh...
Leela: Now hold still. I have to convince security you're a punching bag so we can land.
Fry: Oooooooh...
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Your Standard BendingUnit

Crustacean

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Fry: Leela, we're clear of the butt-slug planet. You can unclench now.
I tip my hat to anyone who tops that.
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Professor Fansworth: Hmmmm....there seems to be something wrong with the odor simulation card in this bending unit's armpit!
Mom: Here, you twice-baked barf bag, take a whiff of mine so you can get it right this time!
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Smarty

Professor

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Farnsworth: Before I die, let me tell you that I had always loved you, not Mom.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Mom: What?!? My ass is lumpy!?!
It was at that moment Prof. Farnsworth realized that there was no market for a completely honest robot.
Mom: Walt! Bring me my cutting torch!
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totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
 
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MOM didn't like the proffesors new taste in women.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a weiner!
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Hey no.9.man, give us a new screencap already! [taps footcup]
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hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #672 on: 10-03-2008 07:48 »
« Last Edit on: 10-03-2008 07:51 »
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Well, if no.9 man is no.where to be.found man, there's always the... 24 hour rule (or in this case the 35 hour 20 minute rule which is just like the 24 hour rule but 47% better)! 
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LayZ341

Professor

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Niblonian: This is SPARTA!
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Nibblonians: I am Spartacus! Niblonian: This is SPARTA!
Damn, beat me to it.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Nibblionan Horde: Buffet or Death!
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