A Big Pic of Grabage (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #640 on:]

Fry: "Mess with the best, freeze like the rest!"

[Reply #641 on:]

Fry: I'll stop pointing you when you stop pointing at me!

[Reply #642 on:]

Future decision-making will be stymied when "Rock, Paper, Scissors" is replaced by "Pistol, Pistol, Pistol."

[Reply #643 on:]

Leela: Get over here!

Fry: Deep freeze uppercut! Wait, oh, damn! Missed the finisher.

[Reply #644 on:]

Leela:Dammit Fry, I told you this wasn't a tanning booth- now let me out!
Fry: You look more pale than ever, maybe now I can you'll let me rub you down with oil?

[Reply #645 on:]

Fry:  What, I thought you wanted to be frozen; y'know, nostalgia?

Leela:  First of all, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.  Second, this isn't the Cryogenics lab, it's the bank-

*Thoomp*

[Reply #646 on:]

Bender'sRevenge wins

[Reply #647 on:]

[Reply #648 on:]

Fry: Fine Leela, so you can whistle better than me...you don't have to rub it in!
Bender(offscreen): I'll do it! Let me go get my bat....

[Reply #649 on:]

Fry: (thinking) "Even after I got her that new vibrating captain's chair she still won't go out with me."

[Reply #650 on:]

Fry: Remember, Leela, if my horse wins, you go out with me. I am sure confident that mine will win...

Leela Go, go, go!! Yes! Thunderblob wins the race!

Fry: I knew that I shouldn't have bet on the horse with the drugs and the sleep disorder...there goes my date with Leela.

[Reply #651 on:]

Fry: [thinking] I never should have introduced Leela to the Invisible Man...

[Reply #652 on:]

Fry: A whole planet inhabited only by women, oh boy!

Leela: I thought you knew the planet Godot was a convent planet.

Fry: Ooooh...

Leela: Now hold still. I have to convince security you're a punching bag so we can land.

Fry: Oooooooh...

[Reply #653 on:]

Fry: *sigh* I miss the days when every mission didn't end with Leela doing the chicken dance.

[Reply #654 on:]

Leela: "D'ohhh!, You scwewy wobot!"

Fry: (in thought) "Man, Leela's Elmer Fudd disorder keeps getting worse, and worse."

[Reply #655 on:]

Leela: And I.......will always loveee yoooouuuuu!

That put Fry off Leela for good.

[Reply #656 on:]

Fry: Leela, we're clear of the butt-slug planet. You can unclench now.

[Reply #657 on:]

Fry: Leela, we're clear of the butt-slug planet. You can unclench now.

I tip my hat to anyone who tops that.

[Reply #658 on:]

Fry: I shouldn't have thrown Leela into the shrinking fountain.

[Reply #659 on:]

Fry Found Leela's description of her making love to Zapp almost as painful as she did

[Reply #660 on:]

With absolutely no offense to any of the other contributors this round, I think we all know who the winner is.  totalnerduk passes Go and collects the next grab.

[Reply #661 on:]

K. Lemme go get one for y'all.

[Reply #662 on:]

Professor Fansworth: Hmmmm....there seems to be something wrong with the odor simulation card in this bending unit's armpit!

Mom: Here, you twice-baked barf bag, take a whiff of mine so you can get it right this time!

[Reply #663 on:]

Farnsworth: Before I die, let me tell you that I had always loved you, not Mom.

[Reply #664 on:]

And this is where Mom and Hubert's incessant bitching and nagging finally triggered the "Oh God, someone put me out of my misery, now!" suicide impulse in the prototype which persists down to the Bending Units of today.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.

[Reply #665 on:]

Mom: What?!? My ass is lumpy!?!

It was at that moment Prof. Farnsworth realized that there was no market for a completely honest robot.

Mom: Walt! Bring me my cutting torch!

[Reply #666 on:]

MOM didn't like the proffesors new taste in women.

[Reply #667 on:]

The early relationship counselor units didn't pan out...

[Reply #668 on:]

Farnsworth: Binder, my technical son, you might wanna go to your room. Mom and Dad need a private talk.

Binder: You said that yesterday, and it didn't sound quite private. Mom was shouting at God.

[Reply #669 on:]

MOM didn't like the proffesors new taste in women.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a weiner!

[Reply #670 on:]

BAM!

[Reply #671 on:]

Hey no.9.man, give us a new screencap already! [taps footcup]

[Reply #672 on:]

Well, if no.9 man is no.where to be.found man, there's always the...

24 hour rule (or in this case the 35 hour 20 minute rule which is just like the 24 hour rule but 47% better)!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.

[Reply #673 on:]

Niblonian: This is SPARTA!

[Reply #674 on:]

PANTY RAIIIIIIIID!

[Reply #675 on:]

Although a Nibblonian alliance with Mordor may seem odd, the "unblinking eye" was a big selling point for them...

[Reply #676 on:]

"Screw you! We are older than the universe and should be able to park wherever the hell we want!"

[Reply #677 on:]

Nibblonians: I am Spartacus!

Niblonian: This is SPARTA!

Damn, beat me to it.

[Reply #678 on:]

The Nibblonians have elected to receive the kickoff...

[Reply #679 on:]

Nibblionan Horde: Buffet or Death!