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x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #600 on: 09-15-2008 13:46 »

Leela:You thought pimps were that desperate? You of all robots should know those standards!

Bender:I thought $1000 was a great deal!

Fry:I personally thought you made more money doing this the other way around...
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #601 on: 09-16-2008 17:34 »

tough call, but JBERGES gets the gold
honorary medal to Winna for the caption with the most rape in it....
JBERGES

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« Reply #602 on: 09-17-2008 19:25 »

suss6052

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« Reply #603 on: 09-17-2008 19:36 »

Fry: Please don't cry, Leela. I'm sorry that you don't have a family, but I'm sure they are out there somewhere looking for you right now.

Leela: It's ok, I got an award today. (sobs)

Fry: I know its little consolation but we are here for you, the Professor, Amy, me, and maybe even bender.

Leela:I'm sorry you had to see that Fry, usually I try to keep my emotions on the inside where they can fester quietly as a mental illness. Why don't we go for a walk under the stars.
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #604 on: 09-17-2008 20:04 »

Fry: Leela, you didn't have to glue your hands over your eye. I've put my pants back on, and the penguin's gone home for the night.
Curious Gorge

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« Reply #605 on: 09-17-2008 20:24 »

Leela: (counting) Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen...

Fry: I know, I'll hide right here...that's the last thing she'll be expecting!
soylentOrange

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« Reply #606 on: 09-17-2008 22:59 »

Fry: "Leela, I think Amy was just messing with you when she said that only uncute girls where hair scrunchies that aren't made out of darkmatter."

Leela: "Fry, just shut up and go get Amy so I can show it to her; preferably before  My arms shatter under the weight."
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #607 on: 09-17-2008 23:02 »

Leela: [sobbing] No one ever notices it when I get a new outfit or try something new with my hair!

Fry: That's nonsense, Leela...oh hey, you're wearing it up in a ponytail!
Zed 85

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« Reply #608 on: 09-18-2008 00:56 »

Leela: Has he finished waving that hideous thing at me yet?
Fry: ...erm...no...
Sine Wave

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« Reply #609 on: 09-18-2008 02:01 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2008 02:11 »

Fry: So, I guess you're still mad at me for leaving the superglue out?
futz
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« Reply #610 on: 09-18-2008 02:03 »

Leela: I can't believe I did that. My one one chance at meeting the richest, most eligible male in the quadrant.

Fry: The delivery business isn't all glamour an glitz. If it's any consolation he was so hideous I almost crapped my pants too.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #611 on: 09-18-2008 06:49 »

Fry: Leela, I think we're both a little too old for peak-a-b...  Hey?!  Where'd you go?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #612 on: 09-18-2008 17:28 »

Fry: Fox? No, I didn't see a ghostly fox just now. Why do you ask?
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #613 on: 09-18-2008 18:28 »

Fry: What is it, Leela? Were those bullies at Mom's delivery picking on you again?
Leela:They keep saying that you and I...*sob*..are dating!
JBERGES

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« Reply #614 on: 09-18-2008 23:40 »

Wow, I found several of these amusing.  Nice work.

Curious, SO, and BR were all in the running.

Winner:  Sine
Frisco17

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« Reply #615 on: 09-18-2008 23:56 »

Damn a winner before I could even post.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #616 on: 09-19-2008 02:46 »

And your post hid the fact a winner was declared quite expertly.

NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #617 on: 09-19-2008 04:28 »

Fry: I'll have a vodka martini with lemon peel, shaken, not stirred, for my friend.

Bender: And bring a straw!
soylentOrange

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« Reply #618 on: 09-19-2008 06:29 »

Bender: "So anyway, I had to sell the body in order to cover tonight's losses."

Leela: "But isn't that your body over there, stealing quarters from people playing the slot machines?"

Bender: "Well, yeah.  I didn't say I sold my body.  Oh, that reminds me.  Hey Fry, its okay if I use your stuff while you're gone, right?"
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #619 on: 09-19-2008 08:30 »

Fry:I'll bet Bender's head on black.
Bender:What?!
Leela:Well, this whole time we've spent in Vegas, you've lost all our money, so as you said yesterday before you stole my wallet for the lottery, 'gotta win it back, whatever it takes!'
Fry: here, here! After 48 hours of no sleep and solid gambling, I'll bet anything to get back my pants back!
Bender:(looks at dealer) Sooo....you havent seen a wallet and a pair of pants lying around here somewhere that I can take off your hands, have you?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #620 on: 09-19-2008 14:25 »

Leela thought she'd wait just a little longer before telling Fry that Yes, we still have pinball in the thirty-first century. But No, this was not it.
Curious Gorge

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« Reply #621 on: 09-19-2008 14:49 »

Bender learnt the valuable lesson that saying phrases like "you betcha ass!" in a Casino might lead to more trouble than it would if said anywhere else.
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #622 on: 09-19-2008 21:43 »

Bender: So if I win, I get an extra head, right?
JBERGES

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« Reply #623 on: 09-19-2008 21:53 »

Leela: Bender... maybe you've gambled enough...

Bender:  Screw you guys!  I've never been the type to quit while I'm a head!


I'm sorry
Frisco17

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« Reply #624 on: 09-19-2008 22:21 »

Bender: "Oh my God it's Gamblor. Fry get my autograph book!"
Curious Gorge

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« Reply #625 on: 09-19-2008 23:19 »

Leela: Bender... maybe you've gambled enough...

Bender:  Screw you guys!  I've never been the type to quit while I'm a head!


I'm sorry

There goes my chances of winning!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #626 on: 09-20-2008 02:53 »

Bender: What is that horrible shrieking noise?

Fry: Phil Hellmuth's head won your body in a poker game.

Bender: Oh? Did he try it on?

Leela: Yes, Then he checked inside your chest compartment.

Bender: Uh-oh.
Smarty

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« Reply #627 on: 09-20-2008 03:02 »

Fry: Bender, are you gonna bet it all? You're on fire!!

Bender: Yeah, and throw in my head. All I really need are my eyes.

Leela: But how will you drink, Bender?

Bender: Crap! Just bet the money.


I am absolutely horrible at these things.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #628 on: 09-21-2008 17:07 »

soylentOrange takes the proverbial cake.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #629 on: 09-21-2008 17:38 »

Frisco17

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« Reply #630 on: 09-21-2008 17:47 »

Leela: "You and your ideas. 'I know where we can get away from everybody. Come on it'll be romantic.' I told you we wouldn't both fit in here!"

Fry: "And I told you, you have no imagination."
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #631 on: 09-21-2008 18:32 »

Fry: And I'm not letting you out until you tell me where it is.

Leela: I'll get out eventually. And when I do, you're not going to need me to tell you. You'll feel it going in!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #632 on: 09-21-2008 19:31 »

Fry: ...well, if you're going to freeze yourself why are you wearing a jacket?

Leela: That's the kind of stupid question they won't have in the 41st Century... and besides you did.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #633 on: 09-21-2008 19:55 »

Fry: "Serves you right for not pulling my finger when I asked you to!"
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #634 on: 09-21-2008 22:15 »

Fry: Shows what you know, Leela...that's finger laser-proof glass!
Smarty

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« Reply #635 on: 09-22-2008 00:26 »

Fry: Hey, it's your fault that you are in there--you just wouldn't give me back my piece of pizza.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #636 on: 09-22-2008 09:26 »

The only person that would be dumb enough to be fooled into miming someone that's frozen is Fry.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #637 on: 09-22-2008 12:59 »

Leela (singing):
   Anything you can do,
   I can do better.
   I can do anything
   Better than you.

Fry (also singing):
   No, you can't.

Leela:
   Yes, I can.

Fry:
   No, you can't.

Leela:
   Yes, I can.

Fry:
   No, you can't.

Leela:
   Yes, I can,
   Yes, I can!
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #638 on: 09-22-2008 18:23 »

Fry: I'll take that one.

Fry's love life takes a desperate turn...
Cinimod

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« Reply #639 on: 09-22-2008 18:45 »

Fry: What's with the Eye
(No sound)
Fry: What's with the Eye
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