A Big Pic of Grabage (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #320 on:]

Zoidberg: Don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry, you wouldn't... [Zoidberg starts growing at an exponential rate and trashes the Professor while yelping "Whoop-whoop-whoop...!"]

[Reply #321 on:]

 

Zoidberg: I know I said everyone would be blown away by the results of the pregnancy test, but this is ridiculous, I tell you!

[Reply #322 on:]

Zoidberg: Oh no! It like open mike night at the Apollo all over again... only this time they're throwing old people... from outside!

[Reply #323 on:]

Zoidberg:I don't understand what happened: his owner's manual suggested I reboot him every 5 years!

[Reply #324 on:]

Winner:  DrT
2nd: Bender's Revenge
3rd: i_c_weiner

[Reply #325 on:]

Sweet!

[Reply #326 on:]

Amy: Spleesh, the Sistine Chapel is supposed to look like this!

Zoidberg: Really...?

Bender: [annoyed] Can we just get this little painting project on the road?

[Reply #327 on:]

Amy: Henchmen, I want you to meet my nemesis, Julie. Wear the same thing as me to the Phi Beta Kappa party will she...

Bender: "So what are you gonna do shoot her?"

Amy: "No, I have a better idea. I'm going to place her in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."

Bender: "Why don't you kill her now? I mean, come on, we can shoot 'er together it'll be fun."

Amy: "Quiet lackey, I'm not paying you to think!"

[Reply #328 on:]

Amy: Kif sent me this cool invisible Chinese Finger Trick but every time I put both fingers into it like this, they get stuck and... Gak! Its happened again! <begins swearing in Cantonese>

[Reply #329 on:]

Bender:  Hey genius, I think you're supposed to be doing that to the little alien in front of ya, not to yourself.

Zoidberg:Well, if I must...

[Reply #330 on:]

Zoidberg: I do not understand this "One" the Amy speaks of ourselves.

Bender: Shut up, Herbert!

[Reply #331 on:]

Amy: And then the guy... well, you all know the rest.
Zoidberg: No, go on Amy. I want to hear about the part where the stork comes in!

[Reply #332 on:]

Zoid: What's with Amy?

Bender: Aw, she's just daydreaming about that Kif guy.

Zoid: He's really that big?

Bender: Yeah, if you hold his nose and sit on his head at the same time.

[Reply #333 on:]

Amy: Excellent...

[Reply #334 on:]

Amy:(singing) The Itsy Bitsy Spider....
Bender: Oh SHUT UP, Amy!
Zoidberg: Quiet, Bender. Now Amy, where is this delicious spider hiding?

[Reply #335 on:]

This is a tough one, but the the entry with the most winningness is hobbitboy's.

Now everyone start playing Before and After too.

[Reply #336 on:]

Standard apologies if this one has been done before.

[Reply #337 on:]

Bender: Hey, I didn't know robots could get priapism either! Everybody shut up!

[Reply #338 on:]

Zoidberg: (thinking) i wish i was in that coffin standing an shouting, then everyone could be staring at me!!!

[Reply #339 on:]

Bender: "I'm not dead!"

Professor: "You're not fooling anyone you know that?"

Bender: "I want to go for a walk. I feel happy!"

[Reply #340 on:]

Bender: Surprise guys, I'm back! That was easy, I don't know why that Jesus guy gets all that attention.

[Reply #341 on:]

Bender: Kilobytes.... kiiiiiilobyyyytes...

Leela: Okay, who installed "Zombie 3.1" on his hard drive?

[Reply #342 on:]

Bender the Pimp was buried today,
They laid him to rest in a special way.
Sent him off in the finest style
That casket-mobile really drove 'em wild
Southside Chicago will think of him often
Talkin' 'bout Bender the Pimp and his Cadillac coffin,
Bender the Pimp and his Cadillac coffin

That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille

Bender was propped up in the driver's seat
He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
Fine titanium suit had the whole town talkin'
Talkin' 'bout Bender the Pimp and his Cadillac coffin
Bender the Pimp and his Cadillac coffin

Oh, Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin' the banner
He left like he lived, in a lively manner
With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight
He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin' headlights
He been wishin' for wings, no way he was walkin'
Talkin' 'bout Bender the Pimp and his Cadillac coffin
Yeah, Bender the Pimp and his Cadillac coffin

[Reply #343 on:]

Bender: Stupid, fifth-floor funerals! It took me half-an-hour just to wipe the meatbag stains off of me!

[everyone stares]

Bender: What?

[Reply #344 on:]

Bender:Alright who said i was dead and almost tried to get rid of me

Fry:uuhhh uhh uhh me


Bender:Awww you shouldnt have

[Reply #345 on:]

Bender: BOO! BWHA-HA-HA!

(Sniff-sniff) Aaaw-woo, guess that worked too well.

[Reply #346 on:]

Bender: It's no use.  It's stuck.  Nothing will ever free me from this coffin.
Fry: Have you tried Robotussin DX?

[Reply #347 on:]

Bender:Hey, I can go offline wherever I want, whenever I want, whoever I want! And stop asking about your Grandmother, there wasn't enough room in here for both of us!

[Reply #348 on:]

Bender: Sorry folks, the mortal coil induced me back to life.

[Reply #349 on:]

Scruffy: This is just like Space Nam...

[Reply #350 on:]

Boy, that was difficult. I seriously considered tossing a coin, I mean rolling one of my old D&D dice. But in the end I've chosen futz as the winner.

[Reply #351 on:]

[Reply #352 on:]

Fry, feeling snubbed after not being picked to star in the remake of Vanilla Sky, found re-enacting the plot with his friends much more gratifying.

[Reply #353 on:]

Taxi Puller: Hey, I'm walkin' here!

[Reply #354 on:]

Fry:This qualifies as a parade float, right? Let's go!
Bender:That's not a stickshift you moron!

[Reply #355 on:]

Bender:  Woah, those headlights are out!
Fry:  Where?!  Is she hot?!


...awful.

[Reply #356 on:]

Fry only wanted to 'horse around' with the taxi-puller; he never meant to back into him.

[Reply #357 on:]

Hey people! Get playin'!

[Reply #358 on:]

Not sure how stable PEEL is yet, but I was going to wait until tomorrow about 6PM (EDT) to call this one if no one else enters.

[Reply #359 on:]

Fry: Here's your boiling hot coffee Leela. (hits bump, drops it)


I dunno, best I could do with that pic.