A Big Pic of Grabage (Framegrab Thread)

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Robot: Warning!  Warning!  Church fart detected in vicinity!

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Originally posted by Zed 85:

Robot in back: Bingo!

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Fry:  Oh, no.  My I think I see my ex.  I've got to get out of here!

Leela: Fry, you gotta stop freaking out every time you see a radiator...

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Robot: Warning!  Warning!  Church fart detected in vicinity!

 

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:

Robot: I admit it!  I broke the law.  It was I who allowed, through my inaction, harm to come to a human!
Fry: That's a crime?
Leela: Not for humans...at least, not in this city.

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Oh, wow, er, I didn't think to check back 21 months ago... >_> <_<

It may be controversial, and there's the fact that I'm falling for toilet humour, but DrThunder takes it. His more recent caption that is.

 

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Don't you go and shake your emoticon at me, Xanny.  It's my prerogative to choose to not reuse my previous, hilarious captions.  I've been playing this game since before you were PEELborn!  And uphill in snow up to my waist both ways!

Actually, I probably should read through the old rounds.  I was far more entertaining in 2006 than I am now.



I hope this one hasn't been used in the last 21 months.

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The absence of a 'Limboers X-ing' sign meant that they almost didn't stop in time.

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Fry : Thinking *Maybe if i could do that Leela would love me?*
Leela : Thinking *If fry could do that, i would love him*

Only thing i could think of in unfortunate circumstances

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Leela: I can see the family resemblance in a small way Fry.

Fry: Yeah well, you can't choose your DNA.

Leela: Actually...

Prof: Glaf borsh gliff fooosh...

Amy: Shoo yoush wantsh your teesh backsh Professhor?

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Don't you go and shake your emoticon at me, Xanny.  It's my prerogative to choose to not reuse my previous, hilarious captions.  I've been playing this game since before you were PEELborn!  And uphill in snow up to my waist both ways!

Sorry, I wasn't trying to show you up or anything, I just enjoy Isaac Asimov references more than flatulence references. Except when Lister and curries are involved.

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Leela: Yes, very nice sports cup, Professor...but what I want to know is, why is Amy dressed like Rambo?

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Leela: Enough with the Assy McGee impersonations, Professor.  We're not even on that network anymore...

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(Man, I thought the Brave New World reference would win for sure. Should have saved it for a Xanfor grab I guess.)

Professor: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

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Leela:  Stay back Zoidberg, let's let the mohel handle it.

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Leela: *thinking* Oh lord, the professor's horny again...

Fry: *thinking* I don't care if I am related to him, I'm not going to clean up after him again...

Zoidberg: *thinking* What does this remind me of?  Let's see...Oh, right, Edna!

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Leela: "Maybe somebody should help him..."

Fry: "He's ok, he's asleep. I wouldn't want somebody to wake me when I'm sleeping."

Zoidberg: (thinking) "What a backward bend... for a human of his age!"

Amy: (thinking) "The Professor, is there any position he can't sleep in?"

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Amy: What's wrong with the Professor?

Fry: I dunno, but he seems to be leaning back a lot.

Leela: This can only be Roc-a-way Rheumatism. We'll need an experienced Crunkropractor and possibly a Dooyastepologist. I'm not sure if he can do it all by himself.

Zoidberg: Possibly, but maybe you should let the medical-type person examine the patient before-

Leela: No, stay back. He's liable to go anywhere from the windows to the walls without warning.

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Professor: "Bad news everybody, As you know recently i invented the 'Bend Over Backwards Hinge'. Which is a small hinge placed on the 5th Lumbar vertebrea, Sadly the hinge tends to rust after being inserted into human body. So i'm off to the hospital..."

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And another thing: it's not about the fart.  It's about the circumstances.  Humans would notice but, given the situation, force themselves to ignore it, whereas robots in an identical situation hold fast to their habit of announcing hazards haphazardly.  It's really about the social context.  And, yeah, farts.

Frisco assumes the position.

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Years later Frisco went on to post a new framgrab.

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Fry: "Why does Bender end up with all the money and I end up with stubs of burnt hair on my head? I look like a dork."

Bender: (OS) "Because Bender knows how to play the game, chump, Bender knows how to play the game." (chuckles)

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Fry: Bender, that's the last time I get a haircut with your Hair-o-matic.

Bender: And it only cost you $150.  Bender's styling salon is now open for business.  It's gonna be fun on the bun...

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Moments Prior:

Bender: And that's how I sold the ship's auto-targeting mechanism and replaced it with a cheap knock off...

Fry:  Well, good thing the turret's not on and the ship's not facing us, because- *FWOOSH*

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Leela: Well, at least now you know the difference between a blowtorch and a blowdryer.

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Fry: That's the last time I tell Amelia Bedelia to dye my hair.

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Bender: We're gonna be rich!

Fry: Yeah well, I not too happy with the side effects of the Professor's Miracle Jock Itch Cream.

Leela: You're not supposed to rub it on your head, dummy. *!* Hey *!* Is your nose getting bigger?

Fry: I wasn't looking down your tank top, honest!

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Fry: That's the last time I tell Amelia Bedelia to dye my hair.

Oh. Your. God.

Well, that takes me back to when I was 5 or 6 and had a bunch of those stories.

*****

Fry: Crud. I never should've sold my hair to buy Bender those combs.

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Fry: Bender! What the hell? And, all of you, stop betting that Bender can burn my hair off with a burp from across the room! (pregnant pause)
...Actually, it was pretty cool!

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Fry: You know, when Larry gets his hair ripped out on 'The Three Stooges', it always grows right back!

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Fry: Amazing! I understand it all now. [murmur] Stupid orange parasitic intellect-consuming fungal growth... [/murmur] HEY! Uh, Bender? Do you think that you could take another whack at this? There's still some left... see? On the top.

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Fry: So then I was like, 'No thanks, I'm just trying to catch a flight to Jupiter' and they were like, 'By virtue of me walking into the spaceport, I had agreed to join their cult'.  Before I could get away, they shaved my head and had me distributing track tapes...

Leela:  That's why you should never travel without a cult hunting riffle...

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Fry:.(Singing)(Flashback)...I'd bet she'd love me too if I was a bald-headed kook!
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Fry:Boy, did that idea go down the gutter with the marble-eating contest.

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Originally posted by km73:
 Oh. Your. God.

Well, that takes me back to when I was 5 or 6 and had a bunch of those stories.

Yeah, LayZ used a much better version of my first idea.

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And that idea leads LayZ to victory!

Bender'sRevenge gets runner up.

Surprised I only saw one Lars joke.

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Fry: [Thinking] Stupid Bender. Never starts a towel fight when I'm around.

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Bender: Hey Leela, pull my finger!

Fry: Come on, Bender, the last time you pulled that on me, you nearly burned all my hair off with a flaming belch!

Leela: Really? I've been meaning to get my hair trimmed anyways...

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Bender: How 'bout yous two wait for the offended robot to leave before shooting DNA at each other! Aw, geeez!(looks away)

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No caption.  Just, damn, Leela looks fine in this pic...

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Bender: ...that's right, Girrlll frieeennd!

Fry: Bender, when did you start talking like a street queen?

Bender Aw, you so jealous.  Shut up you mouth or I'll cut you!