A Big Pic of Grabage (Framegrab Thread)

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Hey DrThunder88, we're all waiting on a new screencap. 

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Permission to claim screencap posting rights, since it has been 48 hours already.

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Permission granted, tornadoboy.

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Leela: I told you that the warranty was only good for a hundred thousand light-years.

Amy: I thought that meant they only had to have one-third the calories of a regular year.

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Salesman: Check out the eyeball freak in the showroom...!

Exploding Eddie: [lecherous] I'm too busy checking out her ass...

Salesman: What, you have Meatbag Fever?

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Leela: Amy, you should be ashamed.

Victor: ...so when we're done testing the back seat the dumb broad wants to know how much you want to you throw me in with the deal. Ha, ha, ha...

Exploding Eddie: I'm listening.

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Salesman: Get a look at the caliente fondos on those muy queridos.

Malfunctioning Eddie: The one in pink is all over that car! I love girl-on-girl action!

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Eddie:  No, you idiot, I said we need more horse-power!

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Leela: "You said we'd do what if they brought the price down!?!"

Victor: "Victor's going to double his trouble tonight."

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Victor: The one in the pink actually fell for the "Test Drive" line.

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Victor: They're not particularly interested in leasing a car, but I think I can convince them into a nice, profitable, low-mileage one.
Eddie: Why must you always choose the path of lease resistance?

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Victor: So I told her that the car had a new type of paint which would change color if you concentrated hard enough. And she fell for it!

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Victor: Can you believe it, women always fall for the color red.  The fools!

Eddie: Silly humans!  Now, get her to sign this paper IMMEDIATELY.

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Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, JBERGES.

In a close second, coldangel, with whom I sympathize because nobody gets his references. Nobody got my Spaced reference in my last entry, either. 

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I don't want your damn sympathy - just your wallet.

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Man, JBERGES has been on a roll lately. Damn his comedic genius!

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Originally posted by JBERGES:
Eddie:  No, you idiot, I said we need more horse-power!

     I'm afraid that I don't get this one either.

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horse - whores.

I think.

Could be wrong.

Mine was better. 

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Yup, That's correct coldy, it was yet another bad pun.  Puns are in now, I guess.

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LaBarbera: Oh Lord, why did they allow professional eating contests in the Olympics?

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Nah JBERGES, I'm not sore man. Last time anyone laughed at me was that time I was transported to that alternate universe where small penises were considered desirable and large ones were derided.

I have no caption for that framegrab. Nothing comes to mind... really... I was pondering something about Janet Jackson's 'nipplegate' but was unable to solidify it. Maybe someone else will be able to do something with that theme and share the glory with me.

*goes to bed*

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I have no caption for that framegrab. Nothing comes to mind... really... I was pondering something about Janet Jackson's 'nipplegate' but was unable to solidify it. Maybe someone else will be able to do something with that theme and share the glory with me.

Hmmmm.

LaBarbara: (singing) Gonna have you naked by the end of this song...

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Labarbara: Husband, I don't think we can win this pink-belly competition...

Hermes: Dammit, woman, get to slapping!

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Labarbara: I told you that gettin ' those limbo suits from pi-kia was a stupid idea.

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Labarbra: Oh husband! I told you NASCAR wasn't ready for a limboing pit mechanic.

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Oh my Jah, You really are an outer space potato man!

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Hermes: "Did anybody get the lisence number of that segway?"

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LaBarbara:"Husband!, I told jah mon!, ya shoudda practiced more! I mean, if jah gonna enter da Olympics of Competitive Eating, two days a week at da Sizzler ain't enough mon!"

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Narrator:  Timmy Thompson, who would later become the Potato Peeler serial killer, is featured in the background of this photo.  The events he witnessed that day, no doubt led to his severe psychological disturbance.

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Labarbara: Breathe husband, you can do it! Now PUUUUSSSHH!

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Hermes: Kill...me....

EDIT: I should probably be disqualified for misspelling "me".

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(I'm not posting a caption, but I just wanted to say...)

CONGRATS ON BECOMING A DOOP SECRETARY DRTHUNDER88!

 

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Oh, and on the same day I'm upgrading to Professor. Sweet. Congrats.

Also, this thread consistently slays me.

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Grats DrT, only 15000 more until you're as cool as Nurdbot.  Preemptive grats to km as well.  Professor of European football relations, I assume?


Layz takes it, followed closely by N in the P. 

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Fry: Now, on page 26 of the script...

Farnsworth: Oh, fuff, I memorized the entire thing last night! After you say your line, I'm supposed to ask you to chow down on my well-scrubbed metallic heinie!

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Fry: "Professor, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

Professor: "Leave me alone! Besides that's not even a bible that's a phone book."

Fry: "I know but these Jahovah's Witnesses said they'd give me a box of cookies if I convert some people."

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Originally posted by JBERGES:
 Professor of European football relations, I assume?

Oh, that's awesome.     Considering the one I came up with is pretty much an in-joke understood by exactly one member of this board, yours is probably better.

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Professor: No Fry, I can fall asleep just fine without you reading me a bedtime story.

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Professor: "I don't give a damn who your friend Xenu is! DC-8s and volcanoes DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!"