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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #720 on: 06-15-2008 11:24 »

Kif probably would like her as much....

What if Zapp was a girl?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #721 on: 06-15-2008 12:01 »

She would be just as unbearable, only not the captain of the Nimbus. Maybe a news anchor, a talk show host or just a celebrity -Paris Hilton style. (barf)

What if Fry developed telekinetic abilities?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #722 on: 06-15-2008 22:14 »

Leela's clothes would mysteriously come off alot.

What if she had telekinetic abilities.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #723 on: 06-15-2008 22:50 »

Then she would be able to kick people around with just her mind, and would become fat and out-of-shape as a result.

What if Zoidberg were telekinetic?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #724 on: 06-15-2008 22:51 »

He'd command everybody to get him food and drive the world insane.

What if Fry was Kif's smizmar?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #725 on: 06-15-2008 23:51 »

Then Kif's tadpoles would have red, spiky hair.

What if Zoidberg were Kif's Smizmar?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #726 on: 06-16-2008 21:35 »

Then they would be an abomination against nature.

What if the toilet seat had gotten Kif pregant.
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« Reply #727 on: 06-16-2008 23:26 »

Those would be some odd looking tadpoles.

What if Leela killed her parents?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #728 on: 06-17-2008 00:11 »

Then after Fry told her the truth, Leela would do a Calculon-style NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! while the camera pulled out and faded to black.

What if Bender Bending Rodriguez weren't Spanish?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #729 on: 06-17-2008 14:04 »

 
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Originally posted by NastyInThePasty:
What if Bender Bending Rodriguez weren't Spanish?
<.<
>.>

[*Ahem*]

[*Psst*]

NITP...

[*Psst*]

Mexican...

Not Spanish,

Mexican...

Mexican...

[*SC looks nonchalantly away*]

Dumm-dee-dum...
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #730 on: 06-17-2008 16:34 »

 
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Originally posted by NastyInThePasty:
What if Bender Bending Rodriguez weren't Spanish?
Then he might still be exactly the way he is now.

What if Bender was Spanish?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #731 on: 06-17-2008 21:15 »

He would have one of those "crazy foreign passports", speak castellano instead of plain Spanish and occasionally use swearwords like "mierda", "coņo" and "puto". (Pardon my French, er..Spanish.)

What if the Professor ingested some "special" sauce and got infested by worms?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #732 on: 06-17-2008 21:53 »

They would leave him after a few hours because everything they improved would fall apart faster than they could work.

What if Amy had worms?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #733 on: 06-17-2008 22:28 »

Leela would want a piece of that.

What if Fry got Leela pregnant?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #734 on: 06-17-2008 22:46 »

Then their baby would have three eyes and orange hair with purple highlights.

What if Zapp got Leela pregnant after their one-night stand?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #735 on: 06-18-2008 06:57 »

I suspect she'd go to immense lengths to not let him find out.

What if Zapp got Kif pregnant (not that he's the Smizmar, mind you)?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #736 on: 06-18-2008 09:56 »

Kif would seriously be willing to kill his children to save them from humiliation.

What if Leela was carrying Kif's tadpoles?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #737 on: 06-18-2008 14:33 »

She would go thru with it; after all, she defends helpless animals (also she'd secretly be glad to be rid of them, in the end.)

What if Mandatory Nudity Day were a national holiday, like Freedom Day?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #738 on: 06-18-2008 16:41 »

I wouldn't want to watch THAT episode.

What if there was National Beer Day?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #739 on: 06-18-2008 17:54 »

Then Bender would feverishly mark the days until the event on his callendar.

What if there were a National Fry Day?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #740 on: 06-18-2008 23:09 »

Then Fry would feverishly mark the days until the day of his global worship on his calendar.

What if there was a Mutant Day?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #741 on: 06-18-2008 23:42 »

Then Leela's parents wouldn't need a special surface pass to visit Planet Express and meet her co-workers.

What if there were an Old People Day?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #742 on: 07-05-2008 10:17 »

Nobody who cared would remember.

What if this thread was revived?
aLx194

Crustacean
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« Reply #743 on: 07-05-2008 13:11 »

More people would post in it. (obviously)

What if Scruffy ran planet express.
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #744 on: 07-05-2008 13:23 »

There'd be an awful lot of scheduling conflicts.

What if every other day was Freedom Day?
aLx194

Crustacean
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« Reply #745 on: 07-05-2008 13:28 »

Than right now we would be singing FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM, OY.

What if the what if machine could determine if what if could be the most said phrase in the what if nation?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #746 on: 07-05-2008 15:44 »

Bender would have a new trigger word.

What if Robot 1X had replaced Bender?
aLx194

Crustacean
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« Reply #747 on: 07-05-2008 16:14 »

I would go into a deep depression.  frown

What if futurama is a pigment of our imagination.
RomeyGreene
Crustacean
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« Reply #748 on: 07-06-2008 01:28 »

Then there would be no storyline and the show wouldn't exsist.

What if Bender was a soda machine?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #749 on: 07-06-2008 08:46 »

Then he'd wildly overcharge for cans of lukewarm Slurm.

What if Fry slept with Labarbara?
aLx194

Crustacean
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« Reply #750 on: 07-06-2008 13:36 »

They would go on jerry springers head's show.

What if earth never broke up with Yivo?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #751 on: 07-13-2008 19:37 »

Then the show would become very very strange.

What if Bender had staged a viking themed attack instead of pirates?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #752 on: 07-14-2008 17:37 »

They probably would have been more well-suited for the freezing cold.

What if Labarbara's middle name was Labamba?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #753 on: 07-14-2008 18:42 »

Well she would be LaBarbara Labamaba Conrad, now wouldn't she?

What if Earth had stayed married to Yivo?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #754 on: 07-14-2008 23:20 »

Then Yivo would have her schlerself go and the Earth would have eventually cheated on schler.

What if Amy tried a different hairstyle?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #755 on: 07-14-2008 23:26 »

Bender would end up destroying it.

What if Leela tried a new hairstyle?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #756 on: 07-15-2008 00:05 »

She'd probably be Marge Simpson

What if Fry's head stayed forever fixed to Amy's shoulders?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #757 on: 07-15-2008 00:50 »

Then Amy would have to put a bag over his head when she went to the back seat of a guy's car for...um, coffee.

What if Zoidberg didn't have those tendrils over his mouth?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #758 on: 07-15-2008 17:25 »

He would have trouble eating.

What if Amy actually tried putting a bag on Fry's head?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #759 on: 07-18-2008 07:49 »

I hope it wouldn't be plastic...he'd suffocate  frown

What if Fry found out Leela was his neice
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