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NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #680 on: 06-08-2008 17:15 »

He was the only one who applied.

What if other people had applied to be the PE janitor?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #681 on: 06-09-2008 00:19 »

Then Scruffy might have become a homeless person, because he's not qualified to do anything else.

What if Kif decided to become a janitor like Scruffy?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #682 on: 06-09-2008 11:45 »
« Last Edit on: 06-09-2008 11:45 »

A: He'd promptly be drummed out of the service union local for being too conscientious.

Q: What would happen if Zap Brannigan was drummed out of the union service, and became a janitor, like Scruffy?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #683 on: 06-09-2008 11:58 »

Zap picking up after others?  Wouldn't happen; he's too self centered & arrogant for that.

What if Zap instead got a job working for the Signoids?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #684 on: 06-09-2008 22:28 »

Then there'd be a lot of hitting on the female customers...

What if Amy didn't have cuteness reduction surgery?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #685 on: 06-09-2008 22:30 »

He would eat all the pizza himself and end up in the hospital.

What if Zapp had to deliver a pizza to Planet Express?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #686 on: 06-09-2008 22:47 »

If Zapp had to deliver a pizza to Planet Express, he'd do so in the sexiest & most sensual way possible.  If Amy didn't have cuteness reduction surgery, she'd be REALLY cute.

What if Zapp really was a woman magnet?

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #687 on: 06-09-2008 23:32 »

Then there'd be a lot of babies with an appreciation for velour diapers.

What if Zoidberg met Curly from the Three Stooges?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #688 on: 06-10-2008 00:17 »

Then there's be more than Zoidberg going "Whoop whoop whoop!"

What if Bender had successfully refused his upgrade to like the Robot 1X's?
mperna

Crustacean
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« Reply #689 on: 06-10-2008 00:27 »

Then he would successfully have destroyed the technology of the world.

What if Leela saw Fry's love message in the sky? (keeping in mind that she had already divorced him)
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #690 on: 06-10-2008 00:35 »

She would have stayed with him, because she obviously forgot what it was that attracted her to him in the 1st place.

What if Fry gave up on trying to woo Leela?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #691 on: 06-10-2008 08:37 »

She'd suddenly start liking him more.

What if Fry started to dislike Leela?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #692 on: 06-10-2008 10:24 »

Leela would come around to liking him more.  Chicks... *sighs, with exasperation*

What if Amy found a normal boyfriend?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #693 on: 06-10-2008 11:59 »

He'd be less squishy than Kif.

What if Professor Fansworth and "WERNSTOM!" became friends?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #694 on: 06-10-2008 12:35 »

Then they'd figure out solutions to the problems facing Planet Earth, instead of bickering amongst themselves.

What if "WERNSTROM!" didn't get his 5 research assistants (at least 2 of them asian)?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #695 on: 06-10-2008 14:18 »

He wouldn't have minions to do his bidding.

What if the Professor got research assistants?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #696 on: 06-10-2008 14:55 »

Then they'd steal all his scientific stuff when he fell asleep.

What if Zoidberg had fingers?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #697 on: 06-10-2008 14:58 »

He might actually invent something worthwhile.

What if Amy wasn't rich?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #698 on: 06-10-2008 22:09 »

Then she'd have to rely on her cuteness and rockin' bod to get her way.

What if Leela were rich?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #699 on: 06-10-2008 22:11 »

Then no one would give her any crap about her eye.

What if Fry was rich..again?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #700 on: 06-10-2008 22:32 »

The he'd blow his millions on ancient, 20th century junk.

What if Kif were rich?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #701 on: 06-10-2008 23:36 »

He'd spend it on gifts for Amy.

What if Hermes was rich?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #702 on: 06-10-2008 23:52 »

Then he'd be able to afford a solid-gold filing stamp.

What if Fry lost his favorite jacket (the James Dean one)?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #703 on: 06-11-2008 02:24 »

Then Fry would be lost; that jacket is like his best friend to him.

What if Leela was forbidden to wear those boots of hers?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #704 on: 06-11-2008 10:52 »

Then the stink-free zone would cease to exist.

What if Amy started wearing big, honking boots?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #705 on: 06-11-2008 11:53 »

A: She'd get a bad case of sweaty boot rash.

Q: Why's Amy wear boots of the 'not-so-big', absolutely not old, & 'not-so-honkin' kind?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #706 on: 06-11-2008 12:12 »

It's a fashion thing.  I don't understand it, but maybe I'm not meant to.

What if Kif decided to wear Leela sized boots?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #707 on: 06-11-2008 22:22 »

Zapp would find himself slightly attracted to him.

What if Fry started wearing boots just like Leela's?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #708 on: 06-11-2008 22:34 »

Then he'd develop horrible leg cramps and swollen feet.

What if Leela started wearing high heels?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #709 on: 06-11-2008 22:43 »

It would hurt even more when she kicked people.

What if Zoidberg started wearing hight heels?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #710 on: 06-13-2008 03:32 »

He'd fall constantly.  You can't scuttle in high heels.

What if the Professor starting wearing high heels?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #711 on: 06-13-2008 08:51 »

Then his fragile ankles would constantly break.

What if Zapp wore high heels?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #712 on: 06-13-2008 19:38 »

A: What makes you think he doesn't already?

Q: Why does the D.O.O.P. accessorize it's troops with such stylish matching boots and gloves?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #713 on: 06-13-2008 22:05 »

Wrong thread SC.

Because Zapp is in charge.

What if Leela had Zapp's job?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #714 on: 06-13-2008 22:57 »

Then Zapp's skirt would finally be put to good use.  wink

What if Kif were purple instead of green?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #715 on: 06-14-2008 22:56 »

Amy would be even more attracted to him.

What if Zoidberg was purple?

 
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Originally posted by NastyInThePasty:
Then Zapp's skirt would finally be put to good use.   wink

Very true.

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #716 on: 06-14-2008 23:08 »

Then Fry would be attracted to him... eek

What if Amy were caucasian?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #717 on: 06-15-2008 08:26 »

Then she'd probably swear in a different language.

What if the Professor had not invented a What-If machine?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #718 on: 06-15-2008 09:00 »

Then this thread would never have existed.

What if Calculon turned to directing?
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #719 on: 06-15-2008 10:35 »

We'd have some good shows to watch.

What if Amy was a guy?
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