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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #520 on: 05-24-2008 16:24 »

The world would explode because its so irregular.

What if Bender was a bureaucrat?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #521 on: 05-24-2008 16:46 »

He'd find a way to take advantage of it, to scam everyone.

What if Zoidberg was given a Million Dollars?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #522 on: 05-24-2008 17:08 »

He'd have a big feast, maybe buy a house, and find some hot chicks.

What Seymour was a cat?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #523 on: 05-24-2008 19:23 »

Then Fry would never have bonded with him, because he'd have a F-YOU attitude.

What if Bender had a million dollars?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #524 on: 05-24-2008 19:41 »

He'd buy some good beer.

What if Leela had a million dollars?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #525 on: 05-24-2008 23:20 »

The bureaucratic system would implode, because he's such a moron that she'd file everything in the wrong place.

What if Bubblegum Tate was a bureaucrat?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #526 on: 05-24-2008 23:59 »

He'd find a way to organize that bureaucratic whang-dang-doodle.

What if Sweet Clive was a bureaucrat?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #527 on: 05-27-2008 05:58 »
« Last Edit on: 05-27-2008 05:58 »

He'd treat people like swine and make them stand in line in a very high voice?

What if there were NO bureaucrats in the thirty-first century?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #528 on: 05-27-2008 07:25 »

The world would go insane and would have no order.

What if Fry became a surfer dude?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #529 on: 05-27-2008 10:35 »

He'd constantly have sand kicked in his face by bullies.

What if Leela suddenly started wearing skimpy "girl clothes" around the office?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #530 on: 05-27-2008 12:28 »

Fry would go insane with horniness.

What if Seymour was a champion blue blooded dog, instead of a mutt?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #531 on: 05-27-2008 17:01 »

I might not have made him my nickname because I love mutts.
<3

What if Leela became a cat?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #532 on: 05-27-2008 17:24 »

Zoidberg would eat her.

What if Zoidberg was given an adequate amount of food?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #533 on: 05-27-2008 21:21 »

No such thing. Remember how fast he devoured all that food in Roswell?

What if Xanfor was a regular character? (Note I said Xanfor not Xanthor)
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #534 on: 05-28-2008 00:04 »

If Xanfor was a regular character, we'd never hear the end of it.

What if British Melllvar (who posts here regularly) was a regular character?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #535 on: 05-28-2008 19:58 »

His mom would yell at him it's time for tea a lot.

What if Seymour_My_Hero was a regular character?  big grin
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #536 on: 05-28-2008 20:18 »

Then every episode would be like Jurrasic Bark, and everyone would be crying weekly.

What if Seymour_My_Hero was a raccoon?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #537 on: 05-28-2008 20:56 »

Bender wouldn't have to think too hard to figure out what to cook for dinner (gulp).

What if Fry had a robot body and his head in a jar on top of it?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #538 on: 05-28-2008 20:59 »

(Why am I am a raccoon suddenly?!?!?)

He and Nixon wouldn't be very close.

What if seattlejohn01 was a dog?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #539 on: 05-28-2008 21:10 »

(not you; the CHARACTER Seymour, who is your hero...)

I'd be a champion hard shelled whooping terrier.

What if Zoidberg suddenly became a vegetarian?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #540 on: 05-28-2008 21:13 »

(But you said Seymour_My_Hero, as in ME! But whatever.)

He'd probably would be dead within the hour.

What if Bender became punk?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #541 on: 05-28-2008 21:13 »

It wouldn't make much difference because he doesn't get much meat anyway.

What if Leela became empress of Trisol instead of Fry?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #542 on: 05-28-2008 22:52 »

She would have remained leader for a long time; no one messes with Leela.

What if Zoidberg became Tri-sol's leader?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #543 on: 05-29-2008 13:54 »

He'd be overjoyed and keep repeating "I'm an emperor; I, Zoidberg, am an emperor!" right until somebody ambitious and ruthless sends him pushing daisies.

What if Leela gets a new pet?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #544 on: 05-29-2008 14:06 »

Eaten by Nibbler in seconds.

What if Leela dumped Nibbler on the road side like so many bags of kittens?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #545 on: 05-29-2008 14:41 »

Nibbler would find his spaceship, fly to the Nibblonian planet, converse with the counsel, formulate a strategy, fly back to earth, and would show up on the PE building front stoop, begging in gibberish to be let back in.

What if Seymour could talk?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #546 on: 05-29-2008 16:06 »

He'd be even MORE adorible. Also, he might have little f-you attitude. "I WAITED 12 YEARS FOR YOU!!! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

What if Robot Santa also did Easter?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #547 on: 05-29-2008 16:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
(But you said Seymour_My_Hero, as in ME! But whatever.)
  Sorry about that, I should have been clearer.

If Santa also did Easter, there'd be another holiday that terrified everyone.  Exploding easter eggs, carniverous chicks, etc.

What if Kwanzaabot did a holiday that everyone knew about?

Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #548 on: 05-29-2008 21:26 »

He would be known as Halloweenbot.

What if Nibbler talked all the time?
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #549 on: 05-29-2008 21:31 »

Then we'd know the answer, it'd be bound to slip out at some point.

What if Fry had gone back a thousand years in 1999?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #550 on: 05-29-2008 23:17 »

He would have been denounced as a witch & burned at the stake.

What if Fry had only gone forward 100 years instead of 1000?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #551 on: 05-30-2008 00:11 »

Then everyone he knew in his old life would still be dead.  frown

What if Fry was teleported to another planet, instead of being frozen?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #552 on: 05-30-2008 00:42 »

He'd still be frustrated, and couldn't score with any chicks.

What if the crew had left Zoidberg back on earth in Rosewell That Ends Well?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #553 on: 05-30-2008 01:04 »
« Last Edit on: 05-30-2008 01:04 »

Then he'd run amok, Creature From The Black Lagoon-style, until he was gunned down by a posse of beer-swilling rednecks (his final words being a faint "whoop-whoop-whoop..." ).

What if the PE gang continued to wear their 40's style clothes when they got back to the year 3000, and created a new/old fashion trend?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #554 on: 05-30-2008 01:11 »

Then some fashion whore like paris hiltron would copy it & claim it was hers.

What if "That 80's Guy" hadn't died from Bonitis?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #555 on: 05-30-2008 10:02 »

Then everyone would be singing "Safety Dance".

What if there were no "Reset Button" regarding Fry & Leela?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #556 on: 05-30-2008 11:14 »

Then they'd always be apart.

What if the Professor actually knew how to run a business?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #557 on: 05-30-2008 14:48 »

Hermes would be sacked.

What if Hermes was promoted to grade 1.0?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #558 on: 05-30-2008 16:40 »

The Central Bureaucracy would run very efficiently.

What if LaBarbara got a job?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #559 on: 05-30-2008 20:24 »

She would rise to the top in the field she chose to work in, and Hermes would end up living in her shadow.

What if Fry, the Professor, Zoidberg and Hermes all grew really long beards?
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