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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #480 on: 05-20-2008 12:26 »

Then Hermes would be constantly uptight.

What if Bender had stayed a character on "All My Circuits"?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #481 on: 05-20-2008 12:30 »
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F.A.R.T. would still be an exciting mob, just not new.

What if Leela had kept a poppler as a pet?

   
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What if Bender's metal ass wasn't shiny?

It doesn't look that shiny.

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #482 on: 05-20-2008 15:08 »

Since popplers eat their mothers when they grow up, she would be toast.

What if Dwight & Cubert had made a go of it with their paper delivery business?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #483 on: 05-20-2008 15:34 »
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They hang out with Tinny Tim, so they'd end up paying out all their profit to protection from the Robot Mafia.

What if Dwight and Cubert were dead? Hang on... they are. The scammers "nailed the children ship".
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #484 on: 05-20-2008 17:17 »

Hmmm...answering your own questions.  I'll need a ruling from the judges on this one...survey says "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY".

What if Zoidberg and Hermes went into business together?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #485 on: 05-20-2008 20:01 »

Hermes would enjoy running it with true bureaucratic efficiency and, as a partner, Zoidberg will eat. Everybody wins!

What if Zoidberg became Planet Express's heroic bureaucrat? (At severely reduced pay of course).
Frisco17

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« Reply #486 on: 05-20-2008 21:15 »
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They would be bankrupt inside of three hours.

What if Leela became the bureaucrat?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #487 on: 05-20-2008 21:24 »

She'd end up being Bureaucrat 1.0; she'd not only be picky & anal, but would kick anyone's ass who tried to second guess her.

What if Amy got a REAL job?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #488 on: 05-22-2008 08:30 »

She'd have to get a haircut* too.

What if the Planet Express ship's onboard computer contracted an 'evil genius' virus?

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* With apologies to George Thorogood.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #489 on: 05-22-2008 11:07 »

Then it would team up with Bender to rob the entire planet blind.

What if Amy weren't Chinese?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #490 on: 05-22-2008 12:00 »

Then she would be Japanese.


What id the Futurama characters replaced the cast of House and the only way they can go back is to find out what's wrong with and cure Zoidberg?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #491 on: 05-22-2008 12:23 »

The series would immediately end, because "house" is boring.

What if Zoidberg actually could help cure people?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #492 on: 05-22-2008 16:08 »

Then he'd finally be able to afford clothing, delicious clothing!

What if Nibbler ate Scruffy?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #493 on: 05-22-2008 16:18 »

Nobody would notice...

What if Nibbler ate Leela?
Books

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« Reply #494 on: 05-22-2008 17:16 »

Then we'd all just be some hoopy froods, woulden't we?

What if JackedOn came back and annoyed everyone again?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #495 on: 05-22-2008 17:33 »

Then everyone'd be annoyed.  Again.

What if Bender (as a human) didn't eat like it was going out of style?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #496 on: 05-22-2008 17:36 »

The professor would have won the noble prize.

What if Fry was stuck to Amy forever?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #497 on: 05-22-2008 19:24 »

One of them would end up killing the other.

What if Leela suddenly fell in love with Zapp?
Frisco17

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« Reply #498 on: 05-22-2008 21:37 »
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The universe would implode several times over.

What if Zapp was actually comptetant?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #499 on: 05-23-2008 02:10 »

The universe would actually explode.

What if Amy's parents died & left her the martian ranch?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #500 on: 05-23-2008 09:35 »

She's get someone else to actually run it.

What if Leela's mutant DNA caused Kif's and her spawn to mature very rapidly and they all came back looking to mooch off their parents?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #501 on: 05-23-2008 10:06 »

Then Amy would point at Leela and cry "She's your mom, not me!"

What if Zoidberg were unable to reattach Fry's arm after her cut it off during their claw-plock match?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #502 on: 05-23-2008 15:41 »

Then Fry would beat Zoidberg to death with it.

What if Zoidberg had mated and lived?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #503 on: 05-23-2008 21:25 »

He would be considered a witch! BURN HIM AT THE STEAK!

What if Hermes was backwards forever?
Frisco17

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« Reply #504 on: 05-23-2008 22:29 »

He would fill out a falling accident permit and jump off the roof.

What if time duplicates weren't doomed?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #505 on: 05-24-2008 00:00 »

Then Lars would have married Leela.

What if Lars married Leela?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #506 on: 05-24-2008 00:27 »

Leela would have been happy.  Until she found out it he was a time duplicate of Fry.  Then she'd come up with ways to frustrate him, just like Fry.

What if The Space Pope wasn't a crocodile?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #507 on: 05-24-2008 03:49 »

The he would have had to find another way to secure that support of the United Space Church of Amphibians, Reptiles (USCARRM), and Rampaging Monsters. Without the backing of their Space Cardinals he wouldn't have had enough Space Votes to win the Space Election in the Space Papal Space Conclave.

What if Fry didn't like going into space?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #508 on: 05-24-2008 03:50 »

Then he'd have to find a different delivery job.

What if Leela wasn't the PE ship captain?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #509 on: 05-24-2008 07:18 »

It would be Bender.

What if Bender became the PE ship captain permanently?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #510 on: 05-24-2008 11:47 »

Fry would be known as Wiggles forever.

What if Amy was captain?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #511 on: 05-24-2008 12:57 »

The ship would be much cuter.

What if Hermes was captain?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #512 on: 05-24-2008 13:00 »

The ship would be much more boring.

What if Pazuzu was captain?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #513 on: 05-24-2008 13:07 »

He'd be a terrible captain.  Anytime the PE ship was in trouble, he'd bail & fly through space himself.

What if Zoidberg was made captain?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #514 on: 05-24-2008 13:10 »

Zoidberg would eat everything that wasn't nailed down, and even a few things were.

What if the Professor captained every mission?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #515 on: 05-24-2008 13:22 »

The PE ship would always be driven at 30mph.  In space.  During rush hour.  With it's turn indicator on.

What if Hermes was promoted to Bureaucrat 1.0?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #516 on: 05-24-2008 13:24 »

He'd go insane with pride and power.

What if Leela was a Bureaucrat grade 12?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #517 on: 05-24-2008 15:06 »

Leela would be a terror as a bureaucrat level 12; if you didn't follow her tightwad orders, she'd kick your butt.

What if Fry was a bureaucrat?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #518 on: 05-24-2008 15:59 »

He a Leela would go hand in hand since she was a bureaucrat grade 12.

What if Amy was a Bureaucrat?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #519 on: 05-24-2008 16:14 »

The bureaucratic system would implode, because she's such a clutz that she'd file everything in the wrong place.

What if Zapp became a bureaucrat?
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