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NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #400 on: 05-12-2008 23:37 »

Then Fry would have to put him down.  frown

What is Seymour bit Bender's shiny metal ass?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #401 on: 05-13-2008 01:26 »

Bender wouldn't feel it (it's metal, after all) and Seymour would lose teeth.

What if Bender COULD feel his shiny metal ass?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #402 on: 05-13-2008 06:10 »

Then he probably wouldn't have done half the crazy things that he subjected it to over the years.

What is Bender's ass actually served the same purpose that a human's ass does?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #403 on: 05-13-2008 10:56 »

Then he'd, uh, do his business while eating nachos.  eek

What if Leela wore skirts more often?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #404 on: 05-13-2008 12:00 »

Fry would be even more excited by seeing Leela.

What if Morgan Proctor became a permanent employee of Planet Express?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #405 on: 05-13-2008 16:16 »

Every night you'd hear the faint yelling of "DIRTY BOY!"

What if somebody did bite Bender's shiny metal ass?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #406 on: 05-13-2008 16:22 »

Already asked & answered (see top of page).

What if Bender decided to work for the Signoids?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #407 on: 05-13-2008 16:26 »

(Oops, I didn't pay attention. Sorry about that!)

Bender would make even the Signoids food look good.

What if Bender 1 came to live with Bender A and the rest of the PE crew?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #408 on: 05-13-2008 17:08 »

2 times the Bender?  No universe would survive that!

What if Fry & Leela (from the normal universe) got married & exchanged places with Fry & Leela (from the alternate universe)?
Frisco17

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« Reply #409 on: 05-13-2008 23:22 »

Apart from the colors nobody would notice.

What if Amy A switched places with Amy 1?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #410 on: 05-14-2008 00:45 »

Like you previously said, apart from the colors nobody would notice.

What if Farnsworth A changed places with Farnsworth 1?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #411 on: 05-14-2008 08:47 »

People WOULD notice the lobotomy stitches.

What if Zoidberg had fingers?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #412 on: 05-14-2008 09:33 »

He'd use them to touch people... in places. (Especially if it was a medical examination.)

What if Zoidberg had lips.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #413 on: 05-14-2008 11:41 »

He does; you just can't see them.

What if Zoidberg actually knew what he was doing, as a doctor?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #414 on: 05-14-2008 17:47 »

Then the PE staff would allow themselves to get sick more often.

What if Bender got Meatbag Fever?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #415 on: 05-14-2008 18:23 »

He DID have meatbag fever; he was engaged to Lucy Lui's head.

What if Lucy Lui was still alive & of full body in the 31st century?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #416 on: 05-14-2008 20:58 »

Bender would probably love him less.

What if Kif was just a head in a jar?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #417 on: 05-14-2008 21:24 »

him???

He would be even more of a wimp.

What if Zapp was just a head in a jar?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #418 on: 05-14-2008 21:25 »

He'd be a little less creepy.

What if, when Fry was "killed" by the bee sting, his head was put in a jar so he could survive?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #419 on: 05-14-2008 22:44 »

He'd still pester Leela for dates.

What if Hermes' head was permanently backwards?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #420 on: 05-14-2008 22:57 »

Strangely, no one would notice.  Even LaBarbara would take a while to notice.

What if Professor Farnsworth was just a head in a jar?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #421 on: 05-15-2008 07:25 »

He'd have no use for the finglonger.

What if there was a limit on how many heads in jars there could be?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #422 on: 05-15-2008 10:22 »

Then we'd start seeing a lot of heads in the trash...

What if Fry and Bender kept their jobs at the cryogenics lab, and Leela kept her job as a pizza delivery girl?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #423 on: 05-15-2008 11:19 »

Then the series would have been pretty boring.

What if The Pain Monster went on a rampage?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #424 on: 05-15-2008 18:49 »

The world would need a Massacre Monster to bring order.

What if the Massacre Monster  went on a rampage?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #425 on: 05-15-2008 18:58 »

There would be a massacre.

What if the Chanukah Zombie went on a rampage?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #426 on: 05-15-2008 19:11 »

There would be mass conversion to the Jewish religion. 

What if Kwanzaabot went on a rampage?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #427 on: 05-15-2008 19:17 »

Everyone would be very confused about what religion they'd just been converted to.

What if the Robot Mafia went on a.... skiing holiday?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #428 on: 05-15-2008 19:34 »

They'd destroy the ski resort.  Clamps would clamp all the skis, skiers, lifts & trees, while Joey Mousepad would shoot up the lodge with his machine gun.

What if the DOOP decided to throw a full blown raging party?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #429 on: 05-15-2008 20:53 »

They wouldn't invite the neutrals.

What if the neutrals went on a rampage?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #430 on: 05-15-2008 21:29 »

Nobody would notice because they would never do anything.

What if the Robot Devil lived on Chapek 9 instead of in Jersey?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #431 on: 05-15-2008 22:00 »

Jersey would be a happier place to be.

What if Seymour...was a parrot?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #432 on: 05-15-2008 22:07 »

Fry would be seriously pissed at him.

What if Bender got stuck in the Pirate Universe?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #433 on: 05-15-2008 22:08 »

He'd be rich, but would go insane with wealth.

What if Leela was stuck in the coma and never woke up?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #434 on: 05-15-2008 22:12 »

The series would end.  DAMN YOU!

What if Bender A & Bender 1 started fighting?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #435 on: 05-15-2008 23:39 »

They'd use all the same fight moves, and would be completely matched. Thus, they'd get bored of "fighting" pretty quick and go get drunk.

What if one of the alternate universe boxes led to the X-Files universe?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #436 on: 05-16-2008 00:28 »

Then every episode would never end, and you'd be left wondering what the hell you just saw.

What if both Benders ended up in a "Cheers!" universe?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #437 on: 05-16-2008 06:57 »

They'd take over Cliff and Norm's places at the bar.

What if Leela got stuck in a "one eye" universe?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #438 on: 05-16-2008 07:32 »

She'd fit right in and probably wouldn't be as happy as a consequence.

What if the Benders from all the different universes (parallel or otherwise) got together?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #439 on: 05-16-2008 07:35 »

A fractal edge would rip across the universe and cause catastrophic doom.

What if the PE crew went to the world of all women?
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