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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #320 on: 05-04-2008 15:23 »

He'd be arrested for being a crime against nature.

What if Leela had never learned the truth about her heritage?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #321 on: 05-04-2008 15:48 »

She'd still be wondering why she finds birthday presents in the gutter.

What if Morbo was a car salesman?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #322 on: 05-04-2008 16:05 »

He'd be unemployed soon, because at every client he'd scream "I will destroy you!"

What if Katrina & Xanfor (the characters) started dating?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #323 on: 05-04-2008 17:20 »

It'd be a brief but stormy affair.

What if Scruffy shaved off his moustache?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #324 on: 05-04-2008 17:22 »

No-one would notice.

What if Scruffy ate Zoidberg?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #325 on: 05-04-2008 17:43 »

Nobody would care. They'd just get another annoying lobster.

What if Scruffy became bubbly and hyper?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #326 on: 05-04-2008 20:03 »

He'd be a bubbly and hyper janitor always on break.

What if Zoidberg got a girlfriend?
Frisco17

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« Reply #327 on: 05-04-2008 21:46 »

It wouldn't last because he's so pathetic and she would dump him. Thus saving his life.

What if the Countess hadn't been sucked into the black hole?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #328 on: 05-04-2008 22:14 »

Bender would be married by now.

What if the native Martians enslaved Earth?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #329 on: 05-04-2008 22:21 »

They wouldn't be rulers, because "they understand possession" and can be bought off with a big jewel.

What if the Wong's lost their martian property?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #330 on: 05-05-2008 09:37 »

Amy would get her parents jobs at Planet Express.

What if Inez and Leo Wong worked for Planet Express?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #331 on: 05-05-2008 11:50 »

They would either get fired (they're very opinionated) or Bender would try to kill them.

What if Bender & Fry weren't friends?
Bender19
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« Reply #332 on: 05-05-2008 20:25 »
« Last Edit on: 05-05-2008 20:25 »

bender would be dead and fry would be a sad and lonley pizza delivery boy of the future because fry never escaped leela

what if bender was dead and fry became a very sad and lonley pizza delivery boy of the future
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #333 on: 05-05-2008 20:59 »

Fry would try to find a friend, but would fail miserably. Spleesh.

What if Fry had left Leela in the cryogenic tube?
Frisco17

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« Reply #334 on: 05-05-2008 21:14 »

Terry and Lou would have let her out eventually.

What if Bender hadn't been zapped by the lightbulb.
Bender19
Bending Unit
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« Reply #335 on: 05-05-2008 21:32 »

he would kill fry

what if one of the boxs in the farns worth para box lead to a world where every one is the opisite of one and other
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #336 on: 05-05-2008 21:50 »

That would be one crazy, kooky world, that's for sure.

What if Leela was attracted to Zapp Brannigan?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #337 on: 05-05-2008 22:07 »

Then Zapp would get much snoo-snoo.

What if Leela were attracted to Zoidberg?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #338 on: 05-05-2008 22:14 »

I don't even want to think about that.  It's just wrong on so many levels...

What if Bender decided to dedicate himself to the betterment of society?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #339 on: 05-06-2008 07:31 »

The show would be boring...

What if Fry became a mutant?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #340 on: 05-06-2008 09:53 »

Then Leela's parents would like him more.

What if The Planet Express crew were permanently trapped in Roswell, circa 1947?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #341 on: 05-06-2008 12:28 »

The show would never have happened.

What if Zoidberg had won the pet show, as the hard shelled whooping terrier?
Frisco17

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« Reply #342 on: 05-06-2008 21:14 »

It would go to his head for a day or two then he'd be right back in the dumpster.

What if Fry hadn't killed Enos?

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #343 on: 05-06-2008 22:35 »

Then he wouldn't have lost the Delta Brain Wave, and the brain spawn would have destroyed Earth.

What if Zoidberg had been kept at Roswell, as evidence of an alien contact with humans?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #344 on: 05-06-2008 23:31 »

Then, decades later, FBI Agent Mulder would find a yellowing photo of Zoidberg, circa 1947, posing with his dad.

What if Bender had married the Planet Express Ship?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #345 on: 05-07-2008 00:31 »

Then he would constantly describe himself as "a cuddly baby tapir".

What if Bender went back to Mars University to get a degree in something besides bending?
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #346 on: 05-07-2008 02:25 »

It doesnt matter, bending was the only thing he was programmed to do.

What if bender was programed to do something else besides bending, and what would it be?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #347 on: 05-07-2008 02:34 »

Bender needs to be programmed as a "cad around town", which is a euphamism for being a giggolo.

What if Professor Farnsworth & Wernstrom decided to settle their differences in a boxing ring?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #348 on: 05-07-2008 07:23 »

It would be a very boring, old people fight.

What if the Professor married Mom?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #349 on: 05-07-2008 08:32 »

Then he could live off her money and wouldn't have to run a delivery business to fund his experiments.

What if the Professor shut down Planet Express?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #350 on: 05-07-2008 12:43 »

He did.  For 3 Years.  He just didn't tell anyone, even the PE crew.

What if Fry had really died in "The Sting"?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #351 on: 05-07-2008 13:04 »

The professor would simply mix some royal jelly with Fry's skin and hair (and blood, don't forget Fry's blood) and everything would be back to normal.

What if Leela was still in a coma?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #352 on: 05-07-2008 15:56 »

Every episode after that would have to be shown in either flashback or dream sequence format.

What if Farnsworth & Wernstrom became friends?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #353 on: 05-07-2008 16:07 »

They would build a super doomsday device and destroy all of the world.

What if they found the head of Agnew?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #354 on: 05-07-2008 16:09 »
« Last Edit on: 05-07-2008 16:09 »

The age gap is too much for them to ever do that. But if it did happen it would probably destroy the world somehow.

EDIT: And that somehow is written just above this post by SMH.

What if that thing Seymour_My_Hero said about Agnew?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #355 on: 05-07-2008 19:17 »

It wouldn't do any good.  They forgot to put it in a jar, and, well, how can I say this...it hasn't been treated well by aging.

What if Nixon's head hadn't been re-elected Earthican President?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #356 on: 05-07-2008 19:37 »

John Jackson would be our new president.

What if Morbo was Earthican president?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #357 on: 05-07-2008 20:30 »

Earth wouldn't exist, because Morbo can't resist the urge to "destroy us".

What if Morbo quit "Tinseltown Talk & Earth Invasion Tonight"?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #358 on: 05-07-2008 21:18 »

He would get revenge on all the pathetic humans who worked there and destroy it.

What if Linda wasn't a moron?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #359 on: 05-07-2008 21:36 »

When the brain's took over, she couldn't say, "The governor lady, 'I'm sending in more trains.'" And she wouldn't be funny.

What if Morbo was down-to-earth and gentle?
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