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Frisco17

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« Reply #280 on: 04-28-2008 21:24 »

It would turn out esentially the same except without the death threats from Calculon.

What if Fry was in a coma instead of Leela?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #281 on: 04-28-2008 22:48 »

Then he'd imagine himself married to Leela, only to finally wake up and scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

What if Bender couldn't have his "Little Bender" reattached?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #282 on: 04-28-2008 23:15 »

Everyone's TV reception would be guaranteed to be great.

What if Bender remained Coilette?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #283 on: 04-29-2008 00:03 »
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Then (s)he would have married Calculon and quit Planet Express.

What if Leela had three eyes?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #284 on: 04-29-2008 00:12 »

Fry would still find her attractive.

What if FRY had only 1 eye?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #285 on: 04-29-2008 00:39 »

Then he'd feel right at home in the 20th century.

What if Leela had one boob?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #286 on: 04-29-2008 00:49 »

Don't think it would matter to Fry.

What if Professor Farnsworth was only 50 years old?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #287 on: 04-29-2008 12:07 »

He'd need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn.

What if Farnsworth couldn't wire anything directly into anything?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #288 on: 04-29-2008 21:02 »

He'd be a sad man.

What if Leela was lesbian?
Frisco17

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« Reply #289 on: 04-29-2008 21:20 »

Half the people here would have heart attacks for various reasons.

What if Zoidberg didn't re-attach Fry's arm?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #290 on: 04-29-2008 21:57 »

Fry would be a sad, one armed man.


What if Seymour had deep down hated Fry?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #291 on: 04-29-2008 22:44 »

Then he wouldn't have waited eight years for him and would have been someone else's dog.

What if one of the alternate universe boxes led to the Family Guy universe?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #292 on: 04-30-2008 06:38 »

Then we'd all be very glad that Hermes' grandmother used to say "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself." (God rest her zombie bones).

What if there was an "all Bender" universe?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #293 on: 04-30-2008 09:45 »

Bender would be in heaven, everybody else would be willing to commit suicide... big grin

What if the Futurama crew traveled back in time to the Middle Ages?
David A

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« Reply #294 on: 04-30-2008 10:06 »

The locals would overpower them and commandeer the ship, intent on using it to win the Hundred Years War and liberate the Holy Land.  Instead, they'd end up taking the ship back to the 31st century and conquering it.

What if Poul Anderson had written an episode of Futurama?   tongue
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #295 on: 04-30-2008 12:40 »

I don't know who Poul Anderson is (Gasp!), so I can't tell you what he'd write.  I know he'd probably have a good time writing for them, though...

What if Seymour had gotten distemper?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #296 on: 05-01-2008 00:02 »

Then he would have died before Fry had gotten frozen, thus the events of "Jurassic Bark" would have never happened.

What if Fry had a second outfit?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #297 on: 05-01-2008 03:15 »

It wouldn't have mattered, because his second outfit would be exactly like his first.

What if Zapp Brannigan suddenly developed respect for women?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #298 on: 05-01-2008 13:57 »

He'd have to find a new "most erotic part of a woman".

What if Fry didn't have 20th century garbage-making skills?
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #299 on: 05-01-2008 13:58 »
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Edit: beaten to the punch...

Then the end of the 20th century would have 32% less polluted.

What if there was never a What-if Machine?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #300 on: 05-01-2008 14:12 »

No thread like this to enjoy, but everything else would be pretty much the same.

What if the Professor had not invented the fing-longer?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #301 on: 05-01-2008 17:00 »

Then he'd actually have to get up to change the channel on the TV.  eek

What if Kif got Amy pregnant?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #302 on: 05-01-2008 17:49 »

Mr. & Mrs. Wong would have hidden her away until after she gave birth...to tadpoles.

What if Bender got a job at a restaurant, as a cook?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #303 on: 05-01-2008 19:44 »

He would be fired within 5 minutes.

What if Leela were a robot?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #304 on: 05-01-2008 20:35 »

She's walk around, saying "Access Denied".

What if Fry was a robot?
Frisco17

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« Reply #305 on: 05-01-2008 21:09 »

He would walk around beeping and saying "ye" all the time.

What if Amy was a robot.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #306 on: 05-01-2008 22:41 »

She's be a lot less spastic & bumbling.

What if Bender developed a sense of taste?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #307 on: 05-01-2008 23:44 »

Then he'd start shoving nachos into his mouth until his chest cavity was completely filled. He would then dump the now-rotting chips into the dumpster, after which Zoidberg would swoop in...

What if Professor Farnsworth were a robot?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #308 on: 05-02-2008 01:32 »

For one thing, he'd definitely remember where he was more often.

What if Amy suddenly got serious?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #309 on: 05-02-2008 07:19 »

Life wouldn't be funny any more.

What if those walking beer cans were real?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #310 on: 05-02-2008 12:00 »

Everyone would entertain themselves with beer races.

What if Leela was prepared to date a man with more than 5 eyes?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #311 on: 05-02-2008 12:14 »

Then they'd have some weird-looking children.

What if Leela and Amy switched bodies for a month?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #312 on: 05-02-2008 12:17 »

Bender pictures on the internet would be accurate - for a month.

What if Amy was a genius?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #313 on: 05-02-2008 13:44 »

Kif would be even more intimidated.

What if Zoidberg became hostile & withdrawn?
Frisco17

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« Reply #314 on: 05-02-2008 21:42 »

He would be a hostile and withdrawn bumbling moron, so he would esentially be Hermann Georing.

What if Fry found Leelu frozen in a glacier?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #315 on: 05-02-2008 23:07 »

Then he'd want to have her cloned, only to change his mind at the last moment, followed by a flashback montage of Leelu roaming the oceans for years looking for him.  frown

What if Hermes were invisible?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #316 on: 05-03-2008 07:03 »

He wouldn't need that little piece of wood.

What if Scruffy was CEO of Planet Express?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #317 on: 05-03-2008 09:33 »

Everything would slow down, a lot.

What if Bender was CEO of MomCorp?
Frisco17

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« Reply #318 on: 05-03-2008 21:22 »

He would rule the Earth and have giant talking statues of himself built all over the planet.

What if Fry inherited Planet Express?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #319 on: 05-04-2008 10:36 »

He would be CEO for a day, then get bored and watch some TV.

What if Fry was his own grandfather and his own father?
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