The What-If machine

[Reply #200 on:]

That would be some nasty tasting cola.

What if Leela hadn't met her parents & continued to think that she was the sole member of an alien race on earth?

[Reply #201 on:]

Fry would tell her that no matter what, she has him.

What if Leela was eaten instead of Free Waterfall Jr?

[Reply #202 on:]

It would have been an OUTRAGE; everyone knows Free Waterfall Jr. deserved to get eaten.

What if Seymour had been a pitbull?

[Reply #203 on:]

My icon would be the picture of a loveable pitbull named Seymour.

What if Zapp became a neutral?

[Reply #204 on:]

It would never happen.  Zapp hates "those filthy neutrals.  What makes a man become...NEUTRAL?"

What if kif wasn't green?

[Reply #205 on:]

He'd be another colour.

What if Kif had bones?

[Reply #206 on:]

His fluid filled bladders would disintegrate and would be painfully replaced with bones.

What if Amy was really the daughter of a hobo?

[Reply #207 on:]

Fry would have more in common with her.

What if Scruffy actually did work at Planet Express?

[Reply #208 on:]

We'd ignore him even more.

What if Nibbler talked all the time?

[Reply #209 on:]

Everyone would get bored with his incessant droning and get a less-talkative pet.

What if the big ball of garbage had obliterated New New York?

[Reply #210 on:]

We would have to build a New New New York...

What if the headless body of Agnew didn't exist?

[Reply #211 on:]

Nixon would spend his time taunting McGovern's head.

What if all the robots had been shut down?

[Reply #212 on:]

Fry would have nobody to make Bender waffles for!

What if Wernstrom became the Professor's assistant?

[Reply #213 on:]

One of them would quickly end up dead.

What if Wernstrom's walking fish Cinnamon became murderous?

[Reply #214 on:]

We'd just pick him up, fry him on the stove, and what must be done, be done.

What Fry couldn't defeat the Big Brain?

[Reply #215 on:]

The earth would no longer exist.

What if humugeous fat-boy human bender didn't die?

[Reply #216 on:]

He would eventually replace Hedonismbot as the physical embodiment of hedonism.

What if Fry and Leela where robots and Bender was a Human?

[Reply #217 on:]

That would make for some "wacky" episodes, that's for sure...

What if Fry HAD the delta brain wave?

[Reply #218 on:]

The Brains would have been successful in "stupifying" the Earth.

What if Leela hadn't slept with Zapp?

[Reply #219 on:]

Then, if not for Snu-Snuing the amazonians, Zapp would still be a virgin.

What if the Nuetrals weren't actually nuetral?

[Reply #220 on:]

Zapp wouldn't have any problem with them.

What if Bender cooked every day?

[Reply #221 on:]

Everyone at Planet Express would lose a great deal of weight.

What if the Hyperchicken went to Fishy Joe's?

[Reply #222 on:]

He'd be the Fishy Chicken.

What if Judge Whitey became very poor?

[Reply #223 on:]

He wouldn't be able to afford his sandwiches with mayonaise.

What if the DOOP didn't take Zapp back?

[Reply #224 on:]

Zapp would work for Planet Express, FOREVER!

What if the Professor suddenly became good looking and was a babe-magnet?

[Reply #225 on:]

He wouldn't have enough time for inventing things, that's for sure.

What if Fry & Bender weren't friends but hated each other?

[Reply #226 on:]

Then Fry would have to find his own place, and would move into Dr. Zoidberg's dumpster.

What if Fry had decided to clone Seymour?

[Reply #227 on:]

Then we would have a cute dog roaming around PE.

What if commercials were transmitted into your thoughts?

[Reply #228 on:]

But they are, aren't they?

What if Seymour was brought back and then turned evil?

[Reply #229 on:]

Fry would be a lonely, depressed man.

What if "that 80's guy" hadn't died of bonitis?

[Reply #230 on:]

He would have sold Planet Express to Mom, and everyone (except Zoidberg) would have retired millionaires.

What if "that 80's guy" had "Trump-itis" instead of bone-itis?

[Reply #231 on:]

He would have fired everyone at PE and then replaced them just to fire their replacements.

What if the Professor and Mom switched places.

[Reply #232 on:]

Mom would go crazy and the Professor would go mad with power.

What if Bender had never gotten the upgrade to be compatible
with robot 1-x?

[Reply #233 on:]

He would be just as obnoxious & dishonest.  And he'd be scared of Robot 1-X.

What if Bender hadn't received Helmut Schpargel's "Essense of True Flavor"?

[Reply #234 on:]

He would wallow in sorrow and never have the determination to beat Elzar.

What if Elzar became as bad a cook as Bender?

[Reply #235 on:]

He'd lose his TV show quickly, and not even a BAM! from his spice weasel would save his restaurant.

What if Bender actually became a good cook?

[Reply #236 on:]

Then he'd get a TV gig and quit Planet Express, much to Fry's chagrin.

What if Leela ran out of tight, white tank tops?

[Reply #237 on:]

She'd dress in those lime green tight tank tops.  And everyone would make fun of her.

What if Zoidberg decided to not wear his shell anymore?

[Reply #238 on:]

He'd quickly get picked off by one of his predators (despite his ink sac defense).

What if the Amazonian women wanted to snoo-snoo Bender?

[Reply #239 on:]

That wouldn't work, as robots don't have naughty bits.

What if the Amazonian women wanted ONLY Zapp for Snu Snu?