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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #200 on: 04-18-2008 17:41 »

That would be some nasty tasting cola.

What if Leela hadn't met her parents & continued to think that she was the sole member of an alien race on earth?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #201 on: 04-18-2008 17:46 »

Fry would tell her that no matter what, she has him.

What if Leela was eaten instead of Free Waterfall Jr?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #202 on: 04-18-2008 21:11 »

It would have been an OUTRAGE; everyone knows Free Waterfall Jr. deserved to get eaten.

What if Seymour had been a pitbull?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #203 on: 04-18-2008 21:14 »

My icon would be the picture of a loveable pitbull named Seymour.

What if Zapp became a neutral?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #204 on: 04-18-2008 21:19 »
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It would never happen.  Zapp hates "those filthy neutrals.  What makes a man become...NEUTRAL?"

What if kif wasn't green?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #205 on: 04-18-2008 21:22 »

He'd be another colour.

What if Kif had bones?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #206 on: 04-18-2008 21:37 »

His fluid filled bladders would disintegrate and would be painfully replaced with bones.

What if Amy was really the daughter of a hobo?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #207 on: 04-18-2008 21:57 »

Fry would have more in common with her.

What if Scruffy actually did work at Planet Express?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #208 on: 04-18-2008 22:01 »

We'd ignore him even more.

What if Nibbler talked all the time?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #209 on: 04-18-2008 22:42 »

Everyone would get bored with his incessant droning and get a less-talkative pet.

What if the big ball of garbage had obliterated New New York?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #210 on: 04-18-2008 22:46 »

We would have to build a New New New York...

What if the headless body of Agnew didn't exist?
Frisco17

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« Reply #211 on: 04-18-2008 22:53 »

Nixon would spend his time taunting McGovern's head.

What if all the robots had been shut down?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #212 on: 04-18-2008 22:55 »

Fry would have nobody to make Bender waffles for!

What if Wernstrom became the Professor's assistant?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #213 on: 04-18-2008 23:59 »

One of them would quickly end up dead.

What if Wernstrom's walking fish Cinnamon became murderous?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #214 on: 04-19-2008 11:01 »

We'd just pick him up, fry him on the stove, and what must be done, be done.

What Fry couldn't defeat the Big Brain?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #215 on: 04-19-2008 13:14 »

The earth would no longer exist.

What if humugeous fat-boy human bender didn't die?
Frisco17

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« Reply #216 on: 04-19-2008 21:06 »

He would eventually replace Hedonismbot as the physical embodiment of hedonism.

What if Fry and Leela where robots and Bender was a Human?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #217 on: 04-19-2008 22:24 »

That would make for some "wacky" episodes, that's for sure...

What if Fry HAD the delta brain wave?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #218 on: 04-19-2008 23:01 »

The Brains would have been successful in "stupifying" the Earth.

What if Leela hadn't slept with Zapp?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #219 on: 04-20-2008 01:06 »

Then, if not for Snu-Snuing the amazonians, Zapp would still be a virgin.

What if the Nuetrals weren't actually nuetral?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #220 on: 04-20-2008 05:54 »

Zapp wouldn't have any problem with them.

What if Bender cooked every day?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #221 on: 04-20-2008 08:49 »

Everyone at Planet Express would lose a great deal of weight.

What if the Hyperchicken went to Fishy Joe's?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #222 on: 04-20-2008 10:41 »

He'd be the Fishy Chicken.

What if Judge Whitey became very poor?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #223 on: 04-20-2008 13:06 »

He wouldn't be able to afford his sandwiches with mayonaise.

What if the DOOP didn't take Zapp back?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #224 on: 04-20-2008 13:33 »

Zapp would work for Planet Express, FOREVER!

What if the Professor suddenly became good looking and was a babe-magnet?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #225 on: 04-20-2008 15:24 »

He wouldn't have enough time for inventing things, that's for sure.

What if Fry & Bender weren't friends but hated each other?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #226 on: 04-20-2008 17:38 »

Then Fry would have to find his own place, and would move into Dr. Zoidberg's dumpster.

What if Fry had decided to clone Seymour?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #227 on: 04-20-2008 18:20 »

Then we would have a cute dog roaming around PE.

What if commercials were transmitted into your thoughts?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #228 on: 04-20-2008 18:33 »

But they are, aren't they?

What if Seymour was brought back and then turned evil?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #229 on: 04-20-2008 19:34 »

Fry would be a lonely, depressed man.

What if "that 80's guy" hadn't died of bonitis?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #230 on: 04-20-2008 20:08 »

He would have sold Planet Express to Mom, and everyone (except Zoidberg) would have retired millionaires.

What if "that 80's guy" had "Trump-itis" instead of bone-itis?
Frisco17

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« Reply #231 on: 04-20-2008 20:58 »

He would have fired everyone at PE and then replaced them just to fire their replacements.

What if the Professor and Mom switched places.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #232 on: 04-20-2008 21:31 »

Mom would go crazy and the Professor would go mad with power.

What if Bender had never gotten the upgrade to be compatible
with robot 1-x?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #233 on: 04-20-2008 21:59 »

He would be just as obnoxious & dishonest.  And he'd be scared of Robot 1-X.

What if Bender hadn't received Helmut Schpargel's "Essense of True Flavor"?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #234 on: 04-20-2008 22:12 »

He would wallow in sorrow and never have the determination to beat Elzar.

What if Elzar became as bad a cook as Bender?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #235 on: 04-20-2008 22:32 »

He'd lose his TV show quickly, and not even a BAM! from his spice weasel would save his restaurant.

What if Bender actually became a good cook?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #236 on: 04-20-2008 22:54 »

Then he'd get a TV gig and quit Planet Express, much to Fry's chagrin.

What if Leela ran out of tight, white tank tops?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #237 on: 04-20-2008 23:01 »

She'd dress in those lime green tight tank tops.  And everyone would make fun of her.

What if Zoidberg decided to not wear his shell anymore?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #238 on: 04-20-2008 23:12 »

He'd quickly get picked off by one of his predators (despite his ink sac defense).

What if the Amazonian women wanted to snoo-snoo Bender?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #239 on: 04-21-2008 01:54 »

That wouldn't work, as robots don't have naughty bits.

What if the Amazonian women wanted ONLY Zapp for Snu Snu?
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