The What-If machine

[Reply #160 on:]

Impossible. That sort of wisdom only comes through 160 years' experience.

What if everybody didn't love Hypnotoad?

[Reply #161 on:]

Hypnotoad would make you love him.

What if Fry was gay?

[Reply #162 on:]

I find that question offensive.

What if Fry was really gay?

[Reply #163 on:]

I find that question really offensive.

What if Nibbler was really for the big brains taking over Earth?

[Reply #164 on:]

If Fry was gay he would try to make out with Bender but would find out that Bender is an asshole.
Then he would break up with him and talk about all his problems with Leela.

Then the big brains would take over the Earth.

What if the whole Futurama thing is just a crazy drug-trip of Fry?

[Reply #165 on:]

Let him keep tripping and if he breaks out of the drug trip, give him more drugs.

What if Nd-Nd divorced Lrrr?

[Reply #166 on:]

Lrrr would take over Omicron Persei 7 and 8. Then, blast Ndnd to dust.

What if Leela never found her parents?

[Reply #167 on:]

She'd still be looking for her homeworld. And getting random presents left for her.

What if Bender still ruled Osiris 4?

[Reply #168 on:]

There would be a lot of disgruntled slaves and a lot of flame-belching statues bellowing "REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

What if Leela figured out Lars' true identity early on?

[Reply #169 on:]

She would have said, "Fry, deep down I know that the man I've loved all along is you..." Then they would get married, have kids, and live a happy life.

What if Leela had never discovered that Lars was Fry?

[Reply #170 on:]

The desingers of the reset button would laugh evily.

(For those of you who are ignorant of the dreaded button check the last post on this page.  http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/11-001242-16/)

What if Bender had been arrested instead of Flexo?

[Reply #171 on:]

Then the Planet Express crew would have a smaller evil content.

What if Bender's broken body had never "healed" after "Bendin' In The Wind"?

[Reply #172 on:]

By now he'd be a washed up washboard player, and have rejoined the Church of Robotology.

What if LaBabara had stayed with Barbados Slim at the end of BBS?

[Reply #173 on:]

Hermes would have found a way to kill Barbados Slim & take his body.

What if Flexo had been the robot that was behind Fry in the Suicide Booth line in pilot episode?

[Reply #174 on:]

Same plot as we all know and love, except Lesser of Two Evils would involve a non-bearded Flexo called Bender in the plot. Also Bend-her would have to be called Flex-her.

What if Jesus once again came to Earth in 3008?

[Reply #175 on:]

It wouldn't matter.  Everyone has converted to Robotology or the church of Star Trek (even though it's outlawed).

What if "that 80's guy" wasn't such a money hungry self centered jerk?

[Reply #176 on:]

He'd find a cure for boneitis then appear as a side character one and a while.

What if Mom was really down to earth?

[Reply #177 on:]

She would be alot more like her PR image.

What if her sons were more competent?

[Reply #178 on:]

There'd be a lot less slapping involved.

What if Amy had kept her long hair throughout BBS?

[Reply #179 on:]

She would decide it was ugly and have Bender burn it off.

What if Fry suddenly took over Zapp's job?

[Reply #180 on:]

He'd actually do a better job than Zapp.

What if Mom married Professor Farnsworth?

[Reply #181 on:]

There'd be a lot more slapping involved.

What if Q.T. McWiskers wasn't a war machine?

[Reply #182 on:]

The military/industrial complex would grind to a halt.

What if Hermes wasn't a bureaucrat?

[Reply #183 on:]

He'd be doing something he didn't love, but it would be a better idea.

What if Bender married the Crushinator?

[Reply #184 on:]

He would live on the moon andd become a lunar hic.

What if President McNeal hadn't been vaporized?

[Reply #185 on:]

He would have be ousted by Nixon's Head anyway, thanks to the robot voters, and by now have published his very poorly selling memoirs.

What if everyone on Earth had a brain slug?

[Reply #186 on:]

The Robot Elders would find out and send legions to the rescue.

What if the Professor had a stroke?

[Reply #187 on:]

He'd forget ever inventing the Death Clock and invent it again.

What if there was never a What-if machine?

[Reply #188 on:]

The Professor would never know what it was like to invent the Finglonger.

What if Leela stopped wearing big boots?

[Reply #189 on:]

Then she might be able to get rid of that sweaty boot rash once and for all.

What if the Professor had never cloned himself? Would anyone care?

[Reply #190 on:]

Dwight would have even less friends and spend more time with Tinny Tim. Nobody would care...

What if Hermes became a bureaucrat  grade 15?

[Reply #191 on:]

He'd be anal 93.6% of the time.

What if Yancy had never found Fry's 7 leaf clover?

[Reply #192 on:]

It would still have been in the Breakfast Club record case.

What if Fry found a new seven leaf clover.

[Reply #193 on:]

Then he'd finally be lucky enough to figure out a way to make Leela fall in love with him.

What if the Countess hadn't been pulled into the black hole during the escape from the Titanic?

[Reply #194 on:]

It would be infinitesimally less massive than it is now.

Edit: Damn, Its just occured to me that something involving "still having the stretch-marks" would probably make a better answer. Oh well, never mind.

What if the scientists had got it wrong and inadvertantly slowed down, rather than speeding up the speed of light?

[Reply #195 on:]

It would take longer to get to places.

What if Zoidberg won the lottery?

[Reply #196 on:]

then he would still be a looser and eat garbage lol

what if fry was really clever?

[Reply #197 on:]

He would find better TV shows to watch.

What if Leela had stayed with two eyes, married Adlai, and adopted Sally ("Ear Face" )?

EDIT: Nickyboy, congrats on becoming a star ship captain!   

[Reply #198 on:]

Fry would have died a lonely man.

What if Dr. Zoidberg's people didn't eat all anchovies into extinction?

[Reply #199 on:]

That Pizza Making Robot would have lived to see another day.

What if Fry was selected to be made into Soylent Cola?