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ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #120 on: 04-07-2008 06:58 »

He'd sort out a time-share deal with Bender's body.

What if Killbots did not have a preset kill limit?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #121 on: 04-07-2008 07:35 »

They would destroy all of humanity.

What if Zoidberg became the CEO of Mom's Company?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #122 on: 04-07-2008 10:58 »

Then Mom and her sons would be living in a cardboard box in an alley and eating out of dumpsters within the first fiscal year.

What if Amy "dressed up", instead of wearing that pink sweatsuit all the time?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #123 on: 04-07-2008 11:02 »

Kif would have to battle even more for Amy's love.

What if Leela had stayed with two eyes?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #124 on: 04-07-2008 14:35 »

Fry would probably go off her, eventually. Then he'd feel sad and Bender would poke Leela's eye out to try and help (it's also likely that Bender would poke out the wrong one).

What if Leela had continued to date the Mayor's aide? (And his badge)
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #125 on: 04-07-2008 14:40 »

Nobody would be able to ice skate anymore. Also, Fry would get jealous and kick him in the shin.

What if Seymour hadn't been so loyal to Fry?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #126 on: 04-07-2008 15:52 »

He would have left the Panucci's Pizza shopfront, not been fed and probably die much younger (so maybe Fry would've brought him back).

What if Fry now chose to bring back Seymour anyway, despite his decision in J. Bark?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #127 on: 04-07-2008 16:08 »

He would get to add more songs to Seymours repertoire!

What if Fry wasn't his own grand-father?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #128 on: 04-07-2008 16:22 »

The Nibblonians would be in deep shit.

What if Bender had stayed as Pharaoh Bender?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #129 on: 04-07-2008 16:24 »

He'd still be entombed in the giant Pharoah Bender with "REMEMBER ME!" still playing.

What if Bender had the emotion chip tuned to Amy?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #130 on: 04-07-2008 16:25 »
« Last Edit on: 04-07-2008 16:25 »

All day long he'd be peppy and energetic and saying things like "Spleesh!"

What if Mom fell in love with Zapp?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #131 on: 04-07-2008 20:04 »

Zapp would still hit it, then dump her faster than Leela dumped him.

What if Amy stopped being so flighty & got serious?
Frisco17

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« Reply #132 on: 04-07-2008 20:07 »

It wouldn't be as fun to watch.

What if Zapp and Leela switched jobs?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #133 on: 04-07-2008 20:10 »

The show would be madly insane.

What if Bender turned into Nibbler?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #134 on: 04-07-2008 20:12 »

The show would definitely benefit.  That would be hilarious...

What if Seymour had not become Fry's "walking on sunshine" dog & had rejected him after eating his pizza?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #135 on: 04-07-2008 20:13 »

We wouldn't all cry when seeing the end of JB.

What if Leelu had regected Fry?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #136 on: 04-07-2008 23:28 »

Fry would have committed suicide.

What if one of the alternate universe boxes led to the Simpsons universe?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #137 on: 04-08-2008 00:37 »

Doctor Farnsworth would have changed places with Grandpa Simpson & Zoidberg would now be hanging out at Moe's.

What if another alternate universe box led to a universe that really liked Musical Theatre?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #138 on: 04-08-2008 09:48 »

Then the "Robot Hell" song would be playing incessantly on the soundtrack.

What if yet another alternate universe box led to a world peopled entirely by cyclops...es. Cyclopsi?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #139 on: 04-08-2008 10:34 »

Not cyclopsi, but cyclops, cylopses and cyclopes are all acceptable as plurals.

On that world Leela would grow up believing she was the only two-eyed alien on the planet. And become president due to her excellent depth perception.

What if Frankie didn't work in the lunch room?

Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #140 on: 04-08-2008 21:45 »

Nobody would think he was crazy.

(Expanding on Shep's)
What if Leela was president?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #141 on: 04-08-2008 22:44 »

Diplomacy would give way to cries of "HEE-YA!" & kicking butt.

What if Scruffy wasn't the janitor?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #142 on: 04-09-2008 00:18 »

Nothing would ever get seconded.

What if Bender hadn't downloaded the scammers' obediency virus?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #143 on: 04-09-2008 00:44 »

Then the plot of BBS would have been totally different, and probably wouldn't have made sense.

What if Nixon hadn't lost the earth to the scammers?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #144 on: 04-09-2008 11:31 »

They'd have lowered their ambitions and been happy just to own PE and continue their low-brow scamming.

What if Solid Gold Death Stars didn't have an achilles vent?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #145 on: 04-09-2008 12:44 »

Different ending to the movie.

What if Al Gore was Evil in the future?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #146 on: 04-09-2008 12:59 »

He would never have ridden the mighty moon worm. They don't tolerate evil.

What if Bender was emperor of the moon?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #147 on: 04-09-2008 21:38 »

The moon would end up crashing into the Earth, killing everyone.

What if Mr. Pannucci sold Good Italian food?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #148 on: 04-09-2008 21:54 »
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He would have fired Fry and replaced him with a fancy Italian waiter.

What if Mr. Pannucci had Space Invaders instead of Monkey Fracas Jr?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #149 on: 04-09-2008 22:15 »

Fry might never have left the store to make that fateful pizza delivery.

What if Nibbler had NOT agreed to help Fry with Leela back in 1999?
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #150 on: 04-10-2008 03:06 »

Nibbler has helped Fry with Leela?

What if Fry, Leela and Bender were still superheroes?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #151 on: 04-10-2008 03:17 »

 
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Originally posted by x.Bianca.x:
Nibbler has helped Fry with Leela?

No, he agreed to help Fry with Leela; he hasn't actually done it.  In "The Why of Fry", season 4, episode 10.

If they were still superheroes, they'd be in real trouble because they ran out of the Miracle Cream long ago.

What if Bender had fallen in love with the Planet Express ship?
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #152 on: 04-10-2008 04:00 »

He did, but robots get sick of things (space ships included) a lot faster than humans.

What if Fry got the right career chip in the cyrogenic woman?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #153 on: 04-10-2008 06:30 »

 
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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
 No, he agreed to help Fry with Leela; he hasn't actually done it.  In "The Why of Fry", season 4, episode 10.

Lol! And here was I thinking that one of the purest, most disinterested, simple and 'nice' things that Fry has ever done for Leela was to give her a flower after she got back from her bad date with the Mayor's Jerk Aide. A flower that he only had because Nibbler had (for no apparent reason) given to him to carry in the first place. Oh well, now I know better.

Anyhoo, back to your scheduled programming...
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #154 on: 04-10-2008 12:49 »

Then he wouldn't have worked from Planet Express, and we wouldn't be here.

What if Leela had fallen hard for the Mayor's Jerk Aide (and he hadn't screwed it up with his attitude towards orphans)?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #155 on: 04-10-2008 21:32 »

Fry would be heartbroken for a bit. Cause let's face it, it wouldn't last.

What if Hermes lost his groove again?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #156 on: 04-10-2008 22:01 »

He'd end up a bureaucrat level 98.

What if Morgan Proctor wasn't such a freak?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #157 on: 04-10-2008 22:31 »

Then she wouldn't have a "DIRTY BOY!" fetish and wouldn't have slept with Fry.

What if Zoidberg's seashell house hadn't "burned down" in "The Deep South"?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #158 on: 04-10-2008 22:56 »

Zoidberg might still be there right now...

What if the pain monster didn't have to "entertain" tax cheats over a weekend's time?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #159 on: 04-11-2008 21:27 »

He would own a timeshare in Tahiti.

What if Fry was as smart as the Professor.
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