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JackedOn

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« on: 02-18-2008 11:26 »

I hope this is the right section, ok this is a basic game based on the What-If machine. Someone poses a What-If question, than someone else answers it and poses a new question. I'll start off.
What would the series be like if Zoidberg was rich?
Xanfor

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« Reply #1 on: 02-18-2008 11:59 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2008 11:59 »

What if this thread already existed?  tongue

edit: scratch that, not the same concept, I'm afraid...
JackedOn

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« Reply #2 on: 02-18-2008 12:35 »

=D yes the other one doesn't include answers =p
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #3 on: 02-18-2008 13:14 »

If Zoidberg were rich, he wouldn't be as funny.

What If...Leela was the promiscuous, clumsy one, and Amy was the responsible captain?
jigielnik

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« Reply #4 on: 02-18-2008 14:15 »

if zoidberg was rich, it would be one episode, and he would lose his wealth very quickly, he would probably gain the wealth and lose it in the cold open. lol
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #5 on: 02-18-2008 14:40 »

I suppose I'll have to answer the Past Nastification's "What If".
Well, Amy would be loved by all the guys now she has more power than Leela, and then Leela would attempt to murder her. Perhaps. I feel a little unimaginative but that was a difficult one.

What If Bender was really giant?
Wait, that's a repeat.
What If Bender went on a mining ship named Red Dwarf?
JackedOn

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« Reply #6 on: 02-18-2008 17:13 »

Than he'd get kicked off for not taking orders from the snow white dwarf and finally take up folk =D

What if Bender didnt smoke, steal and drink what would he do?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #7 on: 02-18-2008 18:58 »

What if Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg went on missions, and Fry, Bender, and Leela stayed behind? 
Frisco17

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« Reply #8 on: 02-18-2008 21:26 »

Leela would be the clumsy mechanic, Fry would be the incompetant doctor and Bender would be the cold logical bureaucrat.

What if Hermes got promoted to grade 34?
JackedOn

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« Reply #9 on: 02-18-2008 23:07 »

he would be the 34th highest grade there is

what if Leela and Fry had a kid?
SpaceCase

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« Reply #10 on: 02-19-2008 00:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
What if this thread already existed?   tongue

edit: scratch that, not the same concept, I'm afraid...
I think Xanfor might have meant this thread.
Or maybe this one.
Or this one.
Or this one
Or this one
Or this one.
I, uh... I'll shut up now...
Xanfor

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« Reply #11 on: 02-19-2008 00:43 »

SpaceCase: 274 275
Xanfor: 001
SpaceCase

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« Reply #12 on: 02-19-2008 01:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
SpaceCase: 274 275
Xanfor: 001
Are you familiar with the humor of Jack Benny?

Now, cut that out![/i]
  wink
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #13 on: 02-19-2008 06:36 »

Hehe, what a pro!
But back to Mr.JackedOn's question,
Bender would have to look after the kid(s), get stressed, send it/them to the Professor for experimentation.

What would happen if two of every race of alien where put in a huge house with cameras?
And if you say "Big Brother with Aliens" I'm gonna be p'ss'd off!
Xanfor

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« Reply #14 on: 02-19-2008 08:50 »

 
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Originally posted by SpaceCase:
Are you familiar with the humor of Jack Benny?

Sure.

I grew up listening to that guy.  wink
JackedOn

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« Reply #15 on: 02-20-2008 23:15 »

the omicronians will devour them all but than the hypnotoad will make them his slaves and it will end up as another everybody loves hypnotoad show.

What if Leela was eaten in "the problem with popplers" (what would the show be like I guess) (I'm watching that right now lol)
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #16 on: 02-21-2008 10:00 »

Fry would want to sacrifice himself to the Omicronians before Bender steals his wallet.
Classic!

What would Bender and Leela see if they went inside Fry's mind?
JackedOn

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« Reply #17 on: 02-21-2008 11:08 »

Nothing!

What would Fry and Bender see if they went in Leela's mind?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #18 on: 02-21-2008 11:10 »

Leela would see some fantasies involving her that would frighten her badly. Bender would simply scan through Fry's subconscious in order to find out where he keeps his money and valuables so he can steal them.

What if Fry and Amy had remained a couple?
Frisco17

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« Reply #19 on: 02-21-2008 21:49 »

Fry would have blown all her parents' money on instant lottery tickets.

What if Fry's head had been attached to Leela instead of Amy?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #20 on: 02-21-2008 22:48 »

Then Leela would have broken off her own arm in order to keep Fry's hand to himself.  wink

What if Hermes hadn't been turned into a Jamaican character (he was originally named "Dexter" in some early concept art)?
limegreenaffair

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« Reply #21 on: 02-22-2008 05:16 »
« Last Edit on: 02-22-2008 05:16 »

   
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What would the series be like if Zoidberg was rich?

If Zoidberg was rich, he'd date an aging hooker, take her home.
Long [graphic] story short, she'd leave early with very. Very. Bloody nipples.

   
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What If...Leela was the promiscuous, clumsy one, and Amy was the responsible captain?

The first part wouldn't happen. It just... wouldn't. I mean, sure, Leela would get a lot of action if she had lower standards or entered a parabox and reappeared at a con (or both), but as it is, Leela is relatively undesirable and very, very picky. I know it's a "What If" but it just wouldn't... couldn't happen. Everything else seems possible.

Amy would lose sight in one eye, wear spandex and big boots and men would find her far less attractive. x]

Geez, I sound so anti-Leela. I love Leela. Just so you know.

 
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what if Leela and Fry had a kid?

They would name it Yancy and he would have curly hair like Leela's mom. :]

 
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What if Hermes hadn't been turned into a Jamaican character (he was originally named "Dexter" in some early concept art)?

Zoidberg's name would be Dr. Jamal Jackson to compensate for the lack of black peeble and Bender's last name would be JewysteinHebrewbergowitz to compensate for the lack of Jews... then Ricardo or whatever the stabby robot is named [so very tired...] would be a more central character.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #22 on: 02-25-2008 03:35 »

I guess I'll have to go for another question.

What would happen if Fry took over the Robot Devil's job for the weekend?
Frisco17

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« Reply #23 on: 02-25-2008 20:57 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2008 20:57 »

People would be welcomed with a song even more evil than "Hell Is Other Robots"....."Walking On Sunshine".

What if Leela realized her dream of becoming a witch?
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #24 on: 02-25-2008 21:44 »

She's reign endlessly and evilly, destroying everything that opposes her.

What if....the crew still went around in their superhero costumes, but their identities were revealed?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #25 on: 02-25-2008 23:02 »

Leela would get hit on a lot more often, for one.  wink
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #26 on: 02-26-2008 14:42 »

Mr.Past Nastification, this is the last time I have to make the question because you keep forgetting, cause I want to make up an answer, too.

But My answer for professor Zoidy's, It'll be like in Spider-Man 2, People on the subay will find out, give them back their masks, a kid saying "We'll tell nobody", The guy who assumed the team killed his father would find out, try to kill him whilst an Octopus try's destroying the world whilst Fry saves The Head of Kirsten Dunst and then they'll try get married in the next sequal, but the guy who assumed the team killed his father will be the next enemy.

What would happen if Hermes replaced one of the ships crew members?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #27 on: 02-26-2008 17:00 »

Things would become a lot more efficient, for one.

What if Leela's parents were aliens instead of mutants?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #28 on: 03-09-2008 03:46 »

Pretty much the same thing that happened, only with aliens... and fewer Mexicans

What If Bender was Hu-

Sorry, another repeat

What If Fry went through brain surgery?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #29 on: 03-09-2008 05:14 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2008 05:14 »

He'd probably gain an IQ point or 2...maybe...

What if Zoidberg could no longer scuttle?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #30 on: 03-09-2008 07:53 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2008 07:53 »

He'd no longer be able to escape his predators. [a-whoop-whoop-whoop]  wink

What if Fry hadn't gotten rid of the parasites that made him smart, and had slept with Leela following his initial holophoner serenade?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #31 on: 03-09-2008 14:46 »

The series would have ended early, and we'd all be wandering the internet like a bunch of purposeless nerds.

What if Amy gave her parents a "grandchild"?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #32 on: 03-09-2008 16:14 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2008 16:14 »

Amy would flip out over all the responsibility and leave the kid at the orphanarium...only to return for him/her/it a few days later. Leela would never speak to her again, considering her own background.

What if The Professor and Mom became a couple again?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #33 on: 03-09-2008 17:12 »

They'd both be dead, from "Sexlexia".

What if Lrrrrr was benevolent, instead of antagonistic?
Frisco17

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« Reply #34 on: 03-10-2008 18:55 »

Omicron Persei 8 would have been invaded by Omicron Persei 5.

What if Zapp wasn't a moron?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #35 on: 03-10-2008 18:57 »

For one thing, Decapod 10 would never have successfully invaded Earth.

What if Kif had an actual spine?
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #36 on: 03-28-2008 05:22 »

Alot of those bone-crushing insults would get to him.

What if Bender became captain captain of DOOP?
Frisco17

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« Reply #37 on: 03-28-2008 21:22 »

He would probably take over Earth and become pharoh again.


What if Leela becamce leader of Omicron Persei 8?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #38 on: 03-29-2008 02:22 »

She'd end up married to Lrrrrr; I don't even want to think what their kids would look like.

What if the emotion chip was permanently incorporated into Benders programming?
Frisco17

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« Reply #39 on: 03-29-2008 20:42 »

He would probably activate self-destruct.

What if he was tuned to Fry instead of Leela?
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