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Author Topic: The Good and The Bad of Futurama life  (Read 3421 times)
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PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #40 on: 02-15-2008 12:29 »

Good: Still Pizza

Bad: No anchovies
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #41 on: 02-15-2008 22:35 »

Good: Robot Nixon is president.

Bad: Robot Nixon is president.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #42 on: 02-18-2008 14:51 »

Good: There's a machine that can make you sound like the Professor.
Bad: It lags when the Professor uses it.
Sedna

Bending Unit
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« Reply #43 on: 02-18-2008 20:45 »

Good:  Get to work in three seconds when you need to.

Bad:  The DMV will still take like nine damn seconds.

[yeah, stolen from a Dane Cook joke]
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Good:  Find and sell a delicious off-world snack and you can be a millionaire.

Bad:  You won't still have the $$ by the next episode.

Ugly:  You may have eaten alien babies if you ate what you were selling.
prankster235

Crustacean
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« Reply #44 on: 02-24-2008 13:45 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2008 13:45 »

good:you can go to robot hell.
bad:cubert
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #45 on: 02-24-2008 20:55 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2008 20:55 »

Good: You can actually go into  the interent.

Bad: It's still full of adds.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #46 on: 03-10-2008 03:10 »

Good: You can be frozen & wake up in the future.

Bad: People like Zapp Branigan are still around.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #47 on: 03-10-2008 04:55 »

Good: People can get super powers from the cream Dr.Zoidberg supplies when building something you got from πkia

Bad: You can't help telling your mutant parents that you're a superhero
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #48 on: 03-10-2008 18:52 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2008 00:00 »

Good: Aparently Jedi are real in the future.

Bad: Chances are you're not one of em.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #49 on: 03-10-2008 18:55 »

Riff on Dr. Bender Nye...

Good: You can get Super Powers from Dr. Zoidberg's cream.

Bad: You can't control Dr. Zoidberg...
FryBender4

Bending Unit
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« Reply #50 on: 03-11-2008 20:01 »

Good:when people are in the jars for heads and they chase you they cant any more

Bad: those people would still be alive
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #51 on: 03-11-2008 21:47 »

Good: Robots exist in the future to do busy work that people don't want to do.

Bad: Robots can be as lazy as Bender; busy work still doesn't get done.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #52 on: 03-28-2008 05:18 »

Good: You can travel to other planets and meet aliens.

Bad: the aliens can blow you up with their lasers
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #53 on: 03-28-2008 12:27 »

Good: You might (although it's unlikely) have a pet that excretes starship fuel.

Bad: Feeding him costs a fortune.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #54 on: 03-28-2008 17:58 »

Good: You have no Delta brain waves, which means you're impervious to the Brain Spawn's mental attack & can save the world.

Bad: It came from you being your own Grandfather, which means you're limited mentally & can never get Leela to truly love you.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #55 on: 03-28-2008 19:20 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2008 19:20 »

Good: You get blinded by a master chef and he takes care of dinner for you.

Bad: When he says im 'taking care' of dinner, he means, im going to make dinner for you, and then you end up with a $1200 check or bill depending on how you wanna put it, i dont know how americans work...
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #56 on: 03-28-2008 19:56 »

Good: The extinction of anchovies (they never grew on me)

Bad: The extinction of the cow.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #57 on: 03-28-2008 20:26 »

Good: XMAS is still a holiday.

Bad: XMAS pine tress are extinct & everyone uses palm trees instead.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #58 on: 03-28-2008 21:04 »

(Shamelessly leeching off seattlejohn)

Good: XMAS is still a holiday.

Bad: You're likely to be killed.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #59 on: 03-29-2008 02:20 »

(Shamelessly leeching back)

Good: Santa Claws exists in the 31st Century.

Bad: No one is on his good list except Dr. Zoidberg.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #60 on: 03-29-2008 03:54 »

Good: Peddle-powered flying cycles exist.

Bad: Using one makes you an easy target for Robot Santa's bicycle-gun.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #61 on: 03-29-2008 04:12 »

Good: If you have a terminal disease, you can get frozen & wake up in the future.

Bad: You could forget to get cured & still die from it (ex - Bone-itis)
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #62 on: 03-29-2008 20:28 »

Technically the freezing thing is a good thing about the present. However:

Good: Nude hot-tubbing on Freedom Day.

Bad: Being unable to prosecute for being intentionally injured on Freedom Day.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #63 on: 03-29-2008 20:34 »

Good: All human ghosts are dead.

Bad: Robot ghosts might not be.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #64 on: 03-30-2008 01:55 »

Good: Pool water in a packet.

Bad: Nibbler drinking it releases poisonous Chorine gas.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #65 on: 03-31-2008 21:28 »

Good: Earth has incredibly powerful super-weapons.

Bad: They're under the command of an idiot.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #66 on: 03-31-2008 23:05 »

Good: The idiot (Zapp) has an assistant (Kif) that's highly competent.

Bad: His opinions & counsel are consistently ignored, meaning Earth is continually doomed whenever in trouble.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #67 on: 04-03-2008 12:52 »

Good: There's a planet that's all women.

Bad: They're all enormous!
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #68 on: 04-03-2008 14:09 »

Riffing on SheperdofSharks response (Great Name, by the way)...

Good: On that planet, they love Snu Snu!

Bad: It's a death sentence; death by Snu Snu!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #69 on: 04-03-2008 15:06 »

Good: Death has been conquered - you can always carry on your life as a head in a jar.

Bad: You're just a head in a jar.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #70 on: 04-03-2008 19:56 »

Good: Basketball still exists.

Bad: It's played by the Globetrotters, who will publically challenge you to a game, for sole purposes of humiliation & at no stakes, and will call a press conference to call you a "jive sucker" if they think you're hesitating...
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #71 on: 04-03-2008 20:30 »

Good: Baseball is dead.

Bad: Blurnsball looks pretty much the same (but much funnier, so I guess it's not that bad)
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #72 on: 04-03-2008 20:49 »

Good: Eating cronitons can make you grow into a giant with super strength, without steroids.

Bad: Harvesting cronitons rips apart the universe & causes time to skip.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #73 on: 04-04-2008 13:13 »

Good: The 7th inning grope.

Bad: The 7th inning grope.

(I guess it depends who you're groping)
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #74 on: 04-04-2008 13:16 »

Good: Morbo on the news

Bad: He will destroy you
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #75 on: 04-04-2008 13:26 »

Good: 20th/21st century TV is dead.

Bad: Obsessive aliens from 1000 light years away will inevitably remind you of it.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #76 on: 04-04-2008 16:46 »

Good: You can make friends with aliens, mutants & robots in the 31st century.

Bad: They look like Zoidberg, Leela & Bender.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #77 on: 04-04-2008 16:53 »

Good: There are fun alien languages to decode!

Bad: Some of them are TOO HARD!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #78 on: 04-04-2008 18:10 »

Good: Ultra-porn.

Bad: You have to be really old to rent it (or have a fake ID)
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #79 on: 04-04-2008 20:20 »

Good: You can travel to another planet in a spaceship in the 31st century.

Bad: Your crew members are (as Mr. Wong says) "one eye, lobster mooch & talking trash can".
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