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Author Topic: The Good and The Bad of Futurama life  (Read 3644 times)
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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #160 on: 05-01-2008 17:52 »

Good: Alcohol still exists in the 31st century.

Bad: Robots hoard it, as fuel.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #161 on: 05-02-2008 12:05 »

Good: Trying on clothes is an ego-boosting experience.

Bad: Objects in the mirror are less attractive than they appear.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #162 on: 05-02-2008 13:50 »

Good: Mastercard & Visa no longer exist.

Bad: Because of this, Bender has less scams he can pull.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #163 on: 05-02-2008 14:01 »

Good: Ham-flavoured gum.

Bad: It's full of bones.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #164 on: 05-02-2008 14:27 »

Good: Men & Women still fall in love.

Bad: For some (like Fry), it'll only happen if he's got parasites or devil's hands.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #165 on: 05-03-2008 07:14 »

Good: They still have the beauty competitions.

Bad: Most of the contestants are ugly aliens.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #166 on: 05-03-2008 09:38 »

Good: The Palm D'Orbit is built like a steakhouse, but it flies like a bistro!

Bad: You win again gravity!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #167 on: 05-03-2008 21:28 »

Good: Robots.

Bad: Some are powered by waterwheels.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #168 on: 05-04-2008 03:57 »

Good: New and improved robot models are being developed (eg Robot X-1).

Bad: They never seems to catch on and soon disappear.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #169 on: 05-04-2008 05:12 »

Good: Super-powered miracle cream.

Bad: One day your cream will be out of itself.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #170 on: 05-04-2008 10:59 »

Good: You can spell things out with the stars.

Bad: Women you love don't seem to notice your love notes.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #171 on: 05-04-2008 15:19 »

Good: The mafia (with names like tony 2 ton, frankie the enforcer, etc) died out.

Bad: The ROBOT mafia (with names like joey mousepad & Clamps) is going strong.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #172 on: 05-04-2008 15:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:

Bad: The ROBOT mafia (with names like joey mousepad & Clamps) is going strong.

Good: It's just the three of them.

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #173 on: 05-04-2008 16:00 »

Good: Zoidberg is a gentle soul likely to help anyone in need of it...

Bad: who eats anything (including garbage) if he can get his claws on it.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #174 on: 05-04-2008 19:30 »

Good: The feast of a thousand hams.

Bad: The feast of a thousand beasts.

From a human perspective of course
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #175 on: 05-04-2008 20:00 »

Good: Nibblonians make cuddley pets...

Bad: who will eat any creature that comes near it.
Frisco17

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« Reply #176 on: 05-04-2008 21:48 »

Shameless riff:

Good: Nibblonians make cuddly pets.

Bad: It's imposible to clean up after them.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #177 on: 05-04-2008 22:34 »

Even more shameless riff:

Good: Nibblonians make cuddly pets.

Bad: Their poop weighs the same as 1000 suns
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #178 on: 05-05-2008 08:52 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:

Bad: Their poop weighs the same as 1000 suns

Good: It powers your spaceship.

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #179 on: 05-05-2008 11:54 »

Good: Nibblonian poop powers spaceships.

Bad: There's never a nibblonian around when you need one.
Frisco17

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« Reply #180 on: 05-05-2008 21:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
Bad: Their poop weighs the same as 1000 suns

That's essentially what I said. Next time I'll be more specific and type more slowly. Unless it was so shameless that it was meant to be nothing more than a re-wording. If that's the case, bravo sir. I applaud your complete lack of shame.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #181 on: 05-05-2008 21:48 »

I think we both went a little far with riffing here.  No big deal, it's just a game.  Moving on...

Good: The news is now co-anchored by an intergalactic alien.

Bad: If he gets mad, "he will destroy you".
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #182 on: 05-06-2008 16:32 »

Good: You don't have to worry about the stupid things that people did 1000 years ago.

Bad: Except when it threatens to cover you in 1000 year old garbage.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #183 on: 05-06-2008 16:44 »

Good one...

Good: Hot women still exist in the 31st century.

Bad: Sometimes they only have one eye.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #184 on: 05-06-2008 21:01 »

Good: People haven't forgotten the ancient texts of the Bible and will build arks, just in case of catastrophic flood.

Bad: They're gay and fill the ark with same sex animals.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #185 on: 05-06-2008 22:50 »

Good: Suicide booths will offer to kill you "quick & painless"

Bad: Their voice recognition software sucks, and they'll probably default to the "slow & horrible" setting.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #186 on: 05-08-2008 19:37 »

Good: Suicide booths (I figure it would be good when you're old an useless, just get your kids to wheel you down there - problem solved).

Bad: If you travel back in time you'll get them mixed up with street corner telephone parlours.

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #187 on: 05-08-2008 21:09 »

Good: People from the past can be frozen and get thawed & reanimated in the future.

Bad: If they're suffering from an incurable disease (say...boneitis), they might forget to get cured.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #188 on: 05-09-2008 11:01 »

Good: Caffeinated bacon

Bad: Baconated grapefruit.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #189 on: 05-09-2008 11:30 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
Good: Caffeinated bacon

Bad: Baconated grapefruit.

Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it.
  big grin

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #190 on: 05-09-2008 12:34 »

Good: You'll never go hungry in the future, there's lots of Soylent food available.

Bad: IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #191 on: 05-11-2008 00:33 »

Good: They're almost certainly people you don't know.

Bad: The people they soylentize aren't neccessarily the ones who deserve it.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #192 on: 05-11-2008 00:47 »

Famous Quote: "They can make people into Soylent Green, and yet Paris Hilton still lives..."

Good: There IS Extraterrestrial life after all.

Bad: Sometimes they're really stupid or angry for no reason...
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #193 on: 05-11-2008 09:35 »

Good: Tar dolphins

Bad: Tar sharks

(I know that neither actually exists btw.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #194 on: 05-11-2008 13:50 »

Good: Space travel is easy.

Bad: Occassionally, you'll run into a space cow.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #195 on: 05-11-2008 14:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Torgo:
 Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it.
   big grin


I make my own, it isn't good.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #196 on: 05-12-2008 01:42 »

Good: If they do actually exist, space cows are not extinct.

Bad: Normal (ie Earth) cows are (according to Amy).

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #197 on: 05-12-2008 02:24 »

Good: Owls still exist in the 31st century.

Bad: They're the 31st century equivalent of rats & pigeons.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #198 on: 05-12-2008 15:03 »

Good: Centaurs exist.

Bad: You'll just lose your money betting on their races.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #199 on: 05-12-2008 19:08 »

Good: Limboing is now an olympic sport.

Bad: Unless you're Barbados Slim, you'll need a body redistribution suit to enter.
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