The Good and The Bad of Futurama life

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Wouldn't you love to live in a life like Futurama?

Just say the good things you can think of about a life exactly like Futurama and the bad things. 
        


Good: It takes very little time to get to places

Bad: You cannot choose your job, you have to have the job you are best at.

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GOOD: Hover Cars

BAD: What if someone pushed you in a suicide booth and payed then bye-bye

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GOOD: easier to do things

BAD: To get a career chip they have to use that pointy thing and put it in your hand

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Good: you choose which hand your masturbation chip is in
Bad: you cant eat the earthican flag =/

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Good: You can actually go into the internet

Bad: Earth can come under attack from aliens any day...

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Good: Easy interstellar travel.

Bad: Space pirates, space banditos and most dangerous of all space cows.

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Good: Ultra Porn

Bad: Ultra Porn

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Good: Sexy, one eyed aliensmutants.
Bad: Seven years of denial.

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Good: Robots willingly cook for you.

Bad: The food will taste like death.

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Good: Filthy Filthy Chat rooms

Bad: There all men (If not disguised)

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Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
Good: Filthy Filthy Chat rooms

Bad: There all men (If not disguised)

Dear God it's just like real life!

Good:Extremely long life

Bad: Extreme senility

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GOOD: video mail on some things so you dont have to read those stupid things

BAD: bad janitors(scruffy)

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GOOD: You can go anywhere in the universe (with a spaceship)

Bad: you could get killed there

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oh sorry Frisco i accedentally coppied yours

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GOOD: You can play video games as if you werre in it

BAD: Robots can unexpectidly rebel when mom wants them to

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good- You can download any celebrity you want

Bad- Hot Sexy assasins will try to kill you (Wait a minute...)

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Good: air tubes to take you places faster

Bad: get stuck in them

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Good: Death by Snu-Snu

Bad: Death by Snu-Snu

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lol nice one Robo D Rulz

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Good: you don't have to do most stuff yourself

Bad: losers are still losers

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FryBender4 you arent supposed to post more than once in a row.

Good: New York rats have been replaced by owls.

Bad: There's still a roach problem.

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sorry

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Good: Hot alien love.

Bad: ...which just may kill you.

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Good:  Get to ride around in spaceships, instead of cars!

Bad:  Alien invasions!

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Good: Tube service...

Bad: ...The wall at the end of it.

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Good: A robot as your best friend...

Bad:  ...who sleeps while mumbling "kill all humans", steals from everyone, is lazy & a total sleaze.

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Good: You can run away from getting a cryrogenic chip

Bad: you'll have to get it sometime

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Good: Ape fights at the Garden.

Bad: Creepy hair robots.

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We can't have two Icy Weiners!

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Good: Get to the moon in about 3 seconds

Bad: If you do you'll sing whalers of the moon for the rest of the month

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Good: People can live forever as heads in jars.

Bad: Annoying people can live forever as heads in jars.

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Good: Being married to an alien.

Bad: The honeymoon night.

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Good: You can find nice random food on random planets

Bad: If you eat somthing that you misstake for food, you will get killed.

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Good news, everyone!: Being a slob will turn certain women on. ("Dirty BOY!" )

Bad news, everyone!: She'll not want anyone to know you're dating. 

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Good: You have lots of opportunties to show your courage and devotion to someone you care about by saving them from aliens and stuff.

Bad: The dreaded RESET button.

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Good: Planet Express, whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle!
And hey, you can watch 72 new 20-minute episodes of Futurama each day!

Bad: Earth is invaded each month. And any other place in unverse is as boring as Zoidberg.

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Good:  Working at a cool place like Planet Express and hanging around fun places like The Hip Joint!

Bad:  Working for a psycho like Morgan Proctor.

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Good: Flying the universe in the Blink of an eye.
Bad: Bender steals all your stuff while your out on that errand.

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Good: Robots and aliens, whoop whoop!
Bad: Robots and aliens. :/

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Good: only on Christmas santabot comes

Bad: killer santabot