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Frisco17

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« Reply #600 on: 04-10-2008 22:00 »
« Last Edit on: 04-10-2008 22:00 »

 
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Originally posted by futz:


Leela: "Hey Nixon, my head's up here."

Nixon: "I've made my choice."
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #601 on: 04-11-2008 00:38 »

Nixon: I give up.  Where are you hiding it?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #602 on: 04-11-2008 01:13 »

Bender: Hey, if you want to ogle her body you can go to my website and do it on your own time! Now can we get down to business?
coldangel

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« Reply #603 on: 04-11-2008 03:39 »

Nixon: The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of boob-inspector.
bobbot

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« Reply #604 on: 04-11-2008 10:19 »

Nixon: Yes, those are lovely, but they don't answer my question.

?is Nixon the boob you are referring to?
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #605 on: 04-11-2008 17:39 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Nixon: The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of boob-inspector.

That should win, for the historical aspect alone.
  big grin

BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #606 on: 04-11-2008 18:56 »

 
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Originally posted by Torgo:
 That should win, for the historical aspect alone.
   big grin


I agree.  Especially if you imagine him saying it looking off into the distance as the Earthican flag waves behind him...
futz
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« Reply #607 on: 04-11-2008 20:30 »

Since the usual gang and a host of noobs have posted I pick

Winner: Bender'sRevenge

Runner-up: Tornadoboy (Just "Aroo!" alone might have won it.)


Tornadoboy

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« Reply #608 on: 04-11-2008 20:42 »

Runner-up! Whoo!

In your face, Bender'sRevenge! I came in second place, and two is a bigger number than one! I'm the greatest!
Frisco17

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« Reply #609 on: 04-11-2008 21:10 »

Ah but you're forgeting something Tornadoboy, there's no such thing as two.
Tornadoboy

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« Reply #610 on: 04-11-2008 21:48 »

*cries like Zoidberg*

Epic fail.  frown
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #611 on: 04-11-2008 21:57 »
« Last Edit on: 04-11-2008 21:57 »

futz
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« Reply #612 on: 04-11-2008 22:15 »

Bender'sRevenge is the winner not you x.Bianca.x. Please give the winner 24 to post a grab, then the runner up.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #613 on: 04-12-2008 02:22 »

I'd let it stand since bianca lost a turn a round or two ago, but I think that one was just posted.  So:



coldangel

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« Reply #614 on: 04-12-2008 03:18 »

Fry: Leela, this is serious! How would you like to have some guy inside you!?  .....well, come to think of it, maybe you would... (CRUNCH)  OW! My nose!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #615 on: 04-12-2008 04:35 »
« Last Edit on: 04-12-2008 04:35 »

Leela: Oh well, it looks like its not coming up. Amy, see if you can get it to come out the other end.

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Quote
Originally posted by Frisco17:
Ah but you're forgeting something Tornadoboy, there's no such thing as two.
Except in Bender's nightmares?

Tornadoboy

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« Reply #616 on: 04-12-2008 08:37 »
« Last Edit on: 04-12-2008 08:37 »

Leela: Hmmm...nice shape, nice feel...would probably fetch a good amount at the Galactic Bazaar...
LayZ341

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« Reply #617 on: 04-12-2008 08:56 »

Fry: What did I do?  All I said was that "Retaining water isn't as bad as women say it is".
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #618 on: 04-12-2008 12:22 »

FRY: [nasal] Hey, I know I sound a little like Larry from the Three Stooges, but this is taking it a bit too far...!

LEELA: C'mere, porcupine...

AMY: He's a victim of soi-com-stance!

ZOIDBERG: [off-screen] A whoop-whoop-whoop...!
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #619 on: 04-12-2008 18:07 »

Leela: Hold still Fry!  There's a bug on your nose! 

Fry:  Ouch!  That hurts!  Knock it off!  Oh, I'm bleeding!  (runs away crying).

Amy:  Yeesh!  Can't take a nose pinch?  Leela did you a favor!  That bug was going to bite you!
Kryten

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« Reply #620 on: 04-12-2008 22:00 »

Fry: Okay, *hic* stop! I don't have the hiccups any*hic*more!

Leela: Nice try, Fry, but you're still getting a glass bottle enema. Amy, get his pants.

Amy: Can do!

Fry: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Frisco17

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« Reply #621 on: 04-12-2008 22:06 »

Leela: "Hey Fry, come here a sec."

Fry: "Yeah what is, (Leela grabs his nose) OW!! What are you doing!?!"

Leela: "Amy finished her Coke and we need five more cents for the machine."
DrThunder88

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« Reply #622 on: 04-13-2008 05:03 »

Amy: I know Fry was going a little crazy after drinking all that Surge, but did you have to use the Vulcan Nose Pinch?
Leela: It was either this or the Vulcan Wet Willy.
futz
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« Reply #623 on: 04-13-2008 09:42 »

Amy: So when it looks like Fry's going to sneeze you want me to put the bottle where?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #624 on: 04-13-2008 14:56 »

Leela: Well this is what you get for wearing that ridiculous body paint.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #625 on: 04-14-2008 02:46 »
« Last Edit on: 04-14-2008 02:46 »

It seems like every time I'm up, I have to choose between Dr. T. and futz.  I'll have to use my new invention:  the Arbitrator!

Just have to set the parameters, load the nuclear fuel pellet, and...  futz has won arbitration (unless there's a rule against tagbacks  wink )!
futz
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« Reply #626 on: 04-14-2008 08:19 »

In honor of that special day for us Americans - April 15.

LayZ341

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« Reply #627 on: 04-14-2008 09:23 »

LaBarbera: The results were wrong, I'm NOT pregnant!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #628 on: 04-14-2008 09:57 »

LEELA: Dammit, Hermes, that miracle cream wore off last night! You can't fly!
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #629 on: 04-14-2008 12:55 »

Hermes: (angry muttering) Who's it gonna be?  Who's it gonna...  The lobster! (unzips pants)
JBERGES

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« Reply #630 on: 04-14-2008 13:44 »

Prof:  Hermes!  Get out from under my Escher ledge you big dope!
soylentOrange

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« Reply #631 on: 04-14-2008 13:48 »

 
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In honor of that special day for us Americans - April 15.


Labarbara: "Husband, no! Suicide only counts as a deductable if you sign the form first!"
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #632 on: 04-14-2008 13:53 »

Bender: "C'mon, jump already! so I can hock your stuff!"
Tornadoboy

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« Reply #633 on: 04-14-2008 15:44 »

Hermes: And that's how you leap from street level to a high balcony!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #634 on: 04-14-2008 16:08 »

Labarbera: Husband, no! It was me driving the yellow roadster, not Barbados! Now stop starin' at that green light across the block and get down from there!
coldangel

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« Reply #635 on: 04-14-2008 20:06 »

Hermes: Lookit me! I'm the tallest man in da world!!

Labarbara: Too bad you're not da longest man in the world.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #636 on: 04-14-2008 20:11 »

haha, nice one Coldy  big grin
Frisco17

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« Reply #637 on: 04-14-2008 20:21 »

LaBarbara: "What is Jah's name is goin' on here!?!"

Bender: "Hermes's been digging into his secret stash again."

LaBarbara: "Hermes, I told you to lay off that stuff!"

Hermes: "I AM DA LIZARD KING!!"
Kryten

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« Reply #638 on: 04-15-2008 01:35 »

LaBarbara: Husband! I just checked, and that man you made the bar bet with was really Superman!

Hermes: What is this, some kind of joke?
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #639 on: 04-15-2008 02:33 »
« Last Edit on: 04-15-2008 02:33 »

LaBarbara:He always gets like this whenever he makes his jamacain brownies.
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